Abdul-Gakiem

Hip-Hop: The Passion of Drake *Drake hosts his last studio session with his disciples* Drake: I know one of you has betrayed me 21 Savage: What!?! Who? *Drake’s disciples look around in surprise, while Metro Boomin sits in silence* Drake: It’s ok. Let’s enjoy this final studio session *Drake lifts up USB sticks and champagne* Drake: Use. These are my feature verses. Drink. This is my blood. Let them forgive any sins. *Drake hands out the USB sticks and champagne to forgive the sins* *The disciples consume the champagne and plug the USB sticks into their MacBooks* Travis Scott: It’s lit *After the studio session Drake moves to the garden where he is freestyling and Metro Boomin joins him* Metro Boomin: Drake… Drake: Friend, you did what you had to do Metro Boomin: I know… *Metro Boomin kisses Drake on the cheek to signal the betrayal* *Moments after Kanye’s army enters to arrest Drake and take him away to trial* High Priest Pusha T: Are you Drake, the member of the big 3? Drake: Yes. I am. *The crowd reacts in anger, and ask a disciple, 21 Savage, if he knows Drake* 21 Savage: I don’t know him. I don’t know who he is. We’ve never met! *Drake looks to 21 Savage and nods, knowing it’s part of the prophecy* *They transfer Drake to Kanye West’s palace for the rest of the trial* Kanye: Are you Drake, the King of Hip-Hop? Drake: My kingdom is not of this place, it is R&B *Kanye sees no faults in Drake, but is left no choice, but to listen to the crowd* Kanye: I see no choice, but to have you crucified. *Drake accepts his fate as it fulfils his prophecy* Drake: I understand. May Pac forgive you. *Drake is taken out where he is to carry a large cross to the eventual place of his crucifixion* *Drake falls once when carrying the cross, but continues* Drake: Ouch. *On the way Drake see Lil Wayne crying with his disciple, PARTYNEXTDOOR* Drake: Father take care of thy disciple. Disciple, take care of my father. PARTYNEXTDOOR: I will. *PARTYNEXTDOOR hugs and eases Lil Wayne* *Drake continues until J. Cole of Forest Hill comes to help him* J. Cole: Let me help you out Drake: Thank you J. Cole: I’m a Born Sinner, but I will help you Drake: Your sins will be forgiven my child *As the two carry the cross, until Drake passes Sexyy Red, who wipes Drake’s face of the sweat and blood* *Drake’s face prints on the LV napkin as she wipes it* Sexxy Red: No way. *Drake falls for a second time* Drake: Ughhhh. Don’t give up on me now *As they continue Drake meets the IG models of hip-hop, as they cry watching him suffer* Drake: Don’t cry for me. Cry for yourselves and your children. *Drake falls a third, before eventually reaching the point* Drake: Almost there. Hold On, We’re Going Home *Upon his arrival Drake is stripped of his Off-White garments before he is nailed to the cross* Drake: Oh my goodness! *After being nailed to the cross, he is lifted, where he is crucified between DaBaby and R. Kelly* Soldier Kendrick Lamar: Hail Drake! The king of Hip-Hop haha Drake: Forgive them Pac, they don’t know what they did. *As Drake hangs from the cross he utters his final words* Drake: This is God’s Plan. *After dying Drake is taken off the cross and carried to a tomb*

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On Friday night at Our Wings ball function, I asked the MC to say a quick word about the past 5 years, lol very unprepared and all over the place, my partner was recording me coz she’s that type of partner lol little did she know how this would end. And now she’s a fiancé ❤️

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