Cape Town Dude

@Lemmy_ZA @Radebe_merci @zizipho50 Majinboo 😂😂

@Radebe_merci Come this side Mdlwembe @zizipho50

Sis Jacinta Zinhle Ngobese Zuma I’m being asked not to close the campaign till the Month end ,what do you say? 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

PLEASE SHARE JACINTA NGOBESE-ZUMA🇿🇦 IS NOT A TRIBALIST. JACINTA NGOBESE-ZUMA🇿🇦 IS NOT A TRIBALIST. JACINTA NGOBESE-ZUMA🇿🇦 IS NOT A TRIBALIST.

I want it be known Any decision taken about the money… Jacinta has my full support The fight she’s fighting is bigger than us There’s No dustbin for a Patriotic sister. 🤧

@TheGifted010 @misumuzi_4 @Solphendukaa Uyamazi uBafo yebo noma cha ndoda !

@Stimza @misumuzi_4 @Solphendukaa What has that got to do with the subject matter?

🎈‼️🔥 Boom! Mnisi walks right into the trap set by Adv. Chaskalson. A classic example of how a little knowledge is dangerous. Listen to how he concedes, then tries to walk back his own wrongdoing. He is all over now blaming everyone and everything. #MadlangaCommission

@TheGifted010 @misumuzi_4 @Solphendukaa Do you know him personally 🤔

@misumuzi_4 @Solphendukaa Thing is, y’all have prejudged him and as such, whatever explanations, if they don’t agree with the aforementioned, y’all are quickly to scream guilty

@Simon_Ingari Screw the seniors

CEO: I will be emailing your line manager to ensure you retake your employee training on time management. Employee: Sorry, sir. Please accept my apologies. CEO: I will need you to make your apology in writing and CC HR. This will serve as proof of your inefficiency. Lesson: Never speak to your seniors in common areas at work unless spoken to first.

A junior employee meets his CEO in the elevator. Employee: Good morning, sir. CEO: It is already 10:30 a.m., almost noon. Employee: Yes. CEO: You are two hours late to the concept of morning. Employee: I have been at my desk working since 7:30 a.m. CEO: Accuracy is more important than intent. Employee: Understood. CEO: Good. What is your name and employee number? Employee: Watkins Sam, number 34789. CEO:↓↓↓

@SiyaNgcungca @ZANewsFlash Lento ithethwa sesiSdenge iyakuze yehlele wena uqale uQonda ukuba esona sidenge nguwe lo

@ZANewsFlash Why do you even post into ethethwa sesi siDenge na?

BUKA: U-Ngizwe Mchunu uphawula ngesigwebo sika Julius Malema.

@lesedilese88025 Lena yona 😂😂😂

Bloody nonsense

@zilevandamme Une Chest Pains apho akhoyo 😂😂😂

Elon Musk rn.

@Capitalism85094 @SizweDhlomo Spoons for what, uDom wena

@SizweDhlomo By why besitya ngezandla? Sies! Where are the spoons?

Okay, everything else aside… where were they? That meat looks good!

@2leephephethe @KingMntungwa 100% correct / Sunset clause that he signed that placed us in this mess 🙄

@Stimza @KingMntungwa Bottom line is, he was out of touch with reality and he was re-educated after they were done with breaking him down. We leave in suburbs and rural areas and we don't get to see the tragedy in certain urban townships

Carl Niehaus once said something and today its makes sense about Cyrl Ramaphosa and Roelf Meyer.💔🇿🇦

@Mditshwer @ChrisExcel102 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ChrisExcel102 Julius after seeing him doing this in his court case 💔

If Julius Malema hired this brother he was gonna get 25 years tomorrow straight!!😭😭

@2leephephethe @KingMntungwa Well, that man stayed in Paarl in a fully furnished house while we thoughy he was in a Jail cell for 27 years 🤔

@KingMntungwa Nevertheless, ANC shouldn't have allowed a man who was in prison for so long and already owed favours to people who paid for his children's education. The presidency was compromised before it even started. He should have known that there was no free meal.

@thembelani_k @ChickenLickenSA Too much salt 😣

@ChickenLickenSA Salt

In a world full of extra, the SoulMan Load Up is keeping things Just Enough Extra

@SizweDhlomo They’re releasing Glocks like it’s cars or phones nowadays we still trying to get used to the Gen 5 🤦🏽‍♂️

Oh word? Gen6?

@_mavesta Ngokukhawuleza okudibene nokungxama 😂😂😂🙌

xa ufuna ukuthi “all of the sudden” ngesiXhosa uthini?

@CeddieStae @SizweDhlomo Inintsi ityiwa kuChicken Licken inoba ozakuthi abamthandisisi kakuhle 🙄

@SizweDhlomo @SizweDhlomo why isn’t there any chicken licken franchise in towns like Aliwal North, Queenstown, Ngcobo and eMthata in Eastern Cape ?

I walked into that KFC at 21:45 and they were putting a fresh tray of chicken into the oven to cook. I knew then that I was dealing with some real ones. Mind you, they close at 22:00. That whole tray got bought & they closed at 23:00.

@ZizikaziTs @SizweDhlomo Nam I prefer le ise Main Road eQueenstown / chicken is always fresh 🙌

@SizweDhlomo Uyafika eMthatha? I also vouch for iowen street! One in Queenstown, not kuleMall, isemain road! Butterworth, the old KFC, le ingasegarage, ha Ana!

WATCH: Home Affairs immigration officer displays lack of knowledge on immigration law. An immigration officer defended an illegal Ethiopian foreigner during a raid after he was found running a pharmacy, tuck shop and restaurant in one space. The officer can be heard misstating immigration law, claiming that it is “an asylum seeker’s choice to seek asylum anywhere he wants”, while silencing a South African citizen who was citing the correct immigration law according to the DHA. The officer’s statement threatens the safety of the country. The Department of Home Affairs has approved the Revised White Paper, which states that asylum seekers must seek asylum in the nearest country, in line with the 1951 UN Convention on International Migration.

@mazwiblose2 I had to click on the profile picture before commenting and then I saw isiduphunga se EFF

Akusiye uZulu lo, usomathuba nje ozifunela u5 Million.