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@ChirpyChet Is everyone in American crazy? (Asking for a friend)

If you're still wondering why Musk is a freaky bigot, here's the latest exhibit of what runs in the family: his father (who had children with his own stepdaughter) casually dropping "Obama is a queer who is married to a man who dresses as a woman." PRICK

@BeckieJayneeee My husband had one the other day in a local cafe

Anyone else remember the drink Dandelion and Burdock?🤢

@autumn_inkblood I’ve given up on a couple because of this. It seems like a small child showing off to me

@mikoh123 @SebGorka She’s our best interviewer by far!

@SebGorka -‘you’re interrupting me and it’s really not done’ Victoria hits him with a zinger and guess what? He interrupts her and totally loses his shit. #Newsnight

@Balavage Books and chocolate are a superb combination!! Yes please

It’s competition time. A copy of my new book, Where The Light is Hottest, and a mini egg chocolate bar. To enter follow me, RT and comment. #competition #writingcommunity #giveaway #books

@JoannaCannon Was there a recipe or did you make it up (that’s VERY clever!!)

Coffee and Raspberry is now officially A Thing! Doesn't this look amazing ...

@franquinn Oh lovely!!! I’ve got it on preorder, but at Waterstones - better cancel that hadn’t I!? I’ll find an independent shop to get it from xx

Trip to the printers to sign the special edition of The Lost Passenger - how lovely are those teal spredges? They’re only going to independent bookshops - out Feb 27 but shops can order them now

No one knows what caused last night's tragic crash outside DCA. Investigations are ongoing, and no one - not Donald Trump or anyone else - should be drawing conclusions until all the facts have been released. But here is what we do know. (1/7)

@adeleparks Yes, 75 (in two days)

@ask_aubry I guess, if she lost weight she could run away faster?!

Just seeing "female" says enough about him for me. 😒

Important Monday morning message to the racists on here. Unfortunately this message won’t get far on here as the right wingers won’t dare repost it. Watch the comments you’ll see the racists…

*GIVEAWAY* #Nesting by Roisin O’Donnell is a stunning debut and @ScribnerBooks have given me FIVE proof copies to give to readers. So if you want a chance to read before publication then RT and folllw to enter UK only Ends 16/1/25 (No competition accounts)

I stand with @jessphillips. Do please reTWEET if you do, too. This is beyond party politics now. It’s about whether as a nation we still have self-respect. #IStandWithJess

@adeleparks Yes delicious!!

Happy New Year! 🥳🎆🎉🍾 Thank you to all our amazing visitors and wonderful volunteers for your support this year. These are just a few of the things we did together at Earls Barton Library in 2024 ❤️ Here's to an amazing 2025🥂 #eblibrarycc #northantslibraries #morethanbooks

@LittleHardman Oh hear hear!!!

All I want for Christmas is for writers (and their editors) to use the correct verb forms of “sit” and “stand”.

@BladeoftheS Hopefully, Fiona Bruce on the BBC will be next

Kay Burley being fired from Sky News to go talk to nobody on GB News is brilliant, a Christmas present to us all.

@JoannaCannon You know we’ve all had to try this now, right!! And, yes, it works - thanks 🤣🤣

I always program the microwave to the rhythm of Tom Jones It’s Not Unusual. Very satisfying. Highly recommended five stars 😂

@NatalieKelda Well I certainly do - born in Essex and now living in Northamptonshire

Does anybody outside of Yorkshire know what "have a gander" or "fancy a mooch down town" means? I'm trying to determine how much context to add 🙈 (I'm avoiding written accents in my cosy historical—the Lilje Damselfly novel—to keep it "mainstream" but dialect is sneaking in)