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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X

Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X

@StochasticOh

Random Truth Bomber. Lurking in the shadows of X, waiting to pounce on the next display of idiocy. On a mission to ridicule the absurd, and expose the foolish.

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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X
Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X@StochasticOh·
You should really consider giving me a follow because: 1. Having a follow with Stochastic in the name makes you seem super-smart 2. I’m on the lam since removing my mattress tags in 1994 3. You’ll feel good about yourself for helping out. 4. It’s FREE!
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Rachel Coyle
Rachel Coyle@RachelCoyleOhio·
Stop voting for people who don't respect you Every #Ohio Statehouse Democrat voted to keep the marijuana law you voted for: legislature.ohio.gov/legislation/13… Nearly every Republican voted for this ban, and Republican @GovMikeDeWine made it happen even faster
Dr. Amy Acton@amyactonoh

Starting this Saturday, Ohio breweries like Jackie O’s could face felony charges for selling hemp-derived beverages—products that our voters overwhelmingly legalized in 2023. This ban is an out-of-touch overreach from our Statehouse that threatens jobs, small businesses, farmers, and local breweries. As governor, I’ll respect the will of the voters and ensure that Ohio adults 21+ can safely make their own decisions. It’s that simple.

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Michael Warburton
Michael Warburton@TheMonologist·
The original ‘Star Wars’ parody film. HARDWARE WARS (1978) This 13min film was released 18 months after Star Wars and mainly consisted of inside jokes & visual puns that heavily depended upon audience familiarity with the original. Fun! #ErnieFosselius
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Mandy
Mandy@MarindaVannoy1·
hello, is anybody out there?
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Mandy@MarindaVannoy1·
this is why women live longer than men .
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: 67-year-old Karen Cooke Lewis arrested for scratching a Tesla Cybertruck with nails on a board in Collettsville, North Carolina. The owner of the Cybertruck says he had no clue who Karen was. "We had all the craziness with Teslas when Elon was part of Doge and all that stuff, but I thought we had kind of gotten past that and I'd kind of made it through unscathed," the owner said. Karen was arrested and charged with injury to personal property. When will they realize that Teslas have cameras that are recording them?
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Steve 🇺🇸
Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
Both vehicles definitely knew.
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Steve 🇺🇸@SteveLovesAmmo·
I’m no plumber, but this doesn’t seem like the best way to check for a gas leak.
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FilmLadd
FilmLadd@FilmLadd·
The morons were claiming that Trump and Congress were working with them to build the database and they'd hired Fortune 500 engineers to work on it
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FilmLadd
FilmLadd@FilmLadd·
Interesting. The same account that, initially after Charlie's murder, set up the crappy Squarespace website "CharliesMurderers." A faux effort to build a database of libs celebrating Charlie's murder. Never built the database, put up a page for crypto begging, total scam.
The Calvin Coolidge Project@TheCalvinCooli1

🚨Good News: Erika Kirk and TPUSA have sent a cease and desist order to the X account Project Constitution for making several false and defamatory statements about Erika Kirk and TPUSA. The account made a post last week which received 11 Millions views. The post was a total complete and total lie against Erika Kirk.

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Steve Kirsch
Steve Kirsch@stkirsch·
It’s funny how many people ignore studies that go against their belief systems, isn’t it?
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Senator Rob McColley
Senator Rob McColley@Rob_McColley·
Amy Acton shut down our society. Then she walked away when Ohioans pleaded for help in getting back to normal. She quit on Ohio once and we won’t give her a chance to do it again.
Ohio Republican Party@ohiogop

Six years ago, liberal Amy Acton unleashed her own version of March Madness on Ohioans. ❌ Schools closed  ❌ Nursing homes locked down  ❌ Small businesses destroyed ❌ Polling places shuttered  This massive overreach by an unchecked government bureaucrat reshaped Ohio for the worse, and we haven't forgotten.

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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X
Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X@StochasticOh·
@darreldrowland Do you hear anyone lauding DeWine over this - the fact that Acton was advising on these draconian measures, anti-science lockdowns and ineffective forced masking shows her stupidity DeWine was horrible on Covid with Acton’s help
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Darrel Rowland
Darrel Rowland@darreldrowland·
Ohio GOP continues denial of GOP governor who has taken responsibility for COVID health restrictions And implying Amy Acton canceled the NCAA tournament is beyond ludicrous
Ohio Republican Party@ohiogop

Six years ago, liberal Amy Acton unleashed her own version of March Madness on Ohioans. ❌ Schools closed  ❌ Nursing homes locked down  ❌ Small businesses destroyed ❌ Polling places shuttered  This massive overreach by an unchecked government bureaucrat reshaped Ohio for the worse, and we haven't forgotten.

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Mary Tiles Texas
Mary Tiles Texas@MaryTilesTexas·
@nicksortor Anyone who causes harm to an animal or person should be deported. Don’t understand why that isn’t a law.
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 JUST IN: The US House has PASSED the BOWOW Act, which makes any non-citizen who assaults or harms a federal working dog AUTOMATICALLY deportable, 228-190 This comes after an Egyptian man KICKED CBP Detection Dog Freddie, who caught him SMUGGLING illegal goods into the US Good boy, Freddie! Of course, most Democrats voted against this.
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Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X
Stochastic Sarcastic - The Oh! to your X@StochasticOh·
@familymanbro First: everything you said is bullshit Second: Biden sent $200 Billion to Ukraine and crickets Third: Dems allowed a over $1 Trillion and counting for their illegal invasion and more crickets
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