Sam the Stock Man

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Sam the Stock Man

Sam the Stock Man

@StocksnWeights

high energy

Katılım Aralık 2021
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Jackson@zeroxjackson·
Just blew an intern’s mind when he saw me writing code by hand. The bar is on the floor.
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Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
Damn I trooned out for this one (bought .1% of my acct in put spreads)
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Lukas (computer) 🔺
Lukas (computer) 🔺@SCHIZO_FREQ·
Just tell the relevant people what they need to know, there is no need to run this massive fear-mongering campaign and scare the shit out of my grandma Imagine if military contractors did this "Bro if we used our new drone on you, nobody would even know where you went. You would just evaporate. You are so lucky we aren't droning you, you're so lucky we're good people who aren't evaporating you with drone mounted lasers bro. Because we're such good fucking people" Marketing yourself by scaring a bunch of people who can't do anything about it is sort of an asshole move. There's a reason other companies don't do this, and it's not because you guys are the only ones who make anything dangerous
Anthropic@AnthropicAI

Mythos Preview has already found thousands of high-severity vulnerabilities—including some in every major operating system and web browser.

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Lukas (computer) 🔺
Lukas (computer) 🔺@SCHIZO_FREQ·
Trying to help my friend find a wife 26 years old Extremely handsome face and great body, but 5'7 Worth several million, but unemployed. No degree No house, couch surfs Has several kids, but is not financially required to support them 2 past felonies, both violent crime
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Sam the Stock Man
Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
I hope Ai takes lots of jobs. I’ve always been nimble, worked shitty jobs, left after 8 months - a year. If I get demoted to barista or waiter this is like a 1/3rd step down from 50 hr in office / week. Maybe even upgrade
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Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
They just don’t get it. Lift weights and don’t eat seed oils. Or just don’t eat a lot of seed oils. No need to avoid the office cookies
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Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
Been torturing Wagies. Tell them I eat a pint of ice cream a night (true) and haven’t gotten a cavity in years. I drank 5 cups of coffee today. Came in with McDonald’s cup. Had 2 cheeseburgers. They r fat & eating salad. Performatively whipping themselves! “You’re young” I’m 29!
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Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
After many wasted hours and tokens, I have concluded that uranium miners and investors are retarded, and I will be buying kazatomprom and sprott. Goodnight!
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Fez☯️🐸
Fez☯️🐸@Zenfrog4·
High school really had everyone sleep deprived 24/7 during some of our most formative, peak puberty years, and we thought nothing of it.
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Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
maybe Gen Z wouldn’t be forced to looksmaxx if they could employmentmaxx
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Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
Just realizing my Chinese friend named his cat tofu but still hasn’t eaten her.
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Sam the Stock Man@StocksnWeights·
Seeing formative memories made in real time. My coworker brings his two boys to work every once in a while. They spend all day playing Mario kart in their dad’s office and pop shot and foosball in the office gym. Gotta be a killer time
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Randy Lahey
Randy Lahey@JulianLahey3·
"The genuine photograph of a humanoid alien in the desert posted on 4chan /x/, which I am sure most regular posters saw before it's removal..."
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