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You don’t get to enjoy Cinco De Mayo if you support ICE. Don’t look at me, you voted for that shit. #abolishICE

Bad Bunny is coming for that Dos Equis money! #staythirstymyfriends #themostinterestingmanintheworld #metgala

We ride at dawn. #ThisIsNOTtheWay

HORSIES! To all who celebrate. 🏇

The DOJ reminds us again that seashells are like kryptonite to fascists.

The My Pillow guy impersonating Ted Nugent cosplaying RunDMC while addressing the troops at the Pentagon this morning was not on my bingo card.

On god. I thought this was a meme.

Sunday Monday happy days Tuesday Wednesday happy days Thursday Friday happy days Saturday that’s the day my pill planner needs filled… 🎶

I hope no ears were pierced at high velocity. No injuries reported. Thots and prayers. 🙏

“I hate Illinois Nazis.” 😎 #youreinacult #theyrenotonamissionfromgod #genx

Earth day is just a made up holiday to sell more planets.

Who could have predicted this President would be so horrible?? I mean, except everyone? 😎 #tuckercarlson #youreinacult

WIFE: why do you need paper towels? ME: looks like the dog either dribbled a bunch of water or peed a little. WIFE: nope, it’s water. ME: EWWW! Did you taste it?!?

Listen now on Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2gwtdD…

JD had some words for @BenArmstrongsX in Episode 2. #karmasabitch #cryptobros #genxpodcast #theinternetdoesnotforget

Like Mission Control with curse words. 😎 Did I mention I’ve got a podcast now?

Pete and the boys at Denny’s telling Bible stories.

Chicago style excommunications 😎

Put your favorite 90s CD under your pillow, for a new episode of @OutOfTheDemoPod tomorrow morning. 😎

You’ll pry my guns from my cold dead… um… teeth?