stoop kid

gaining a few thousand rando followers has made this account much noisier this will be the final transmission i will find you in another life if it was meant to be (or DM for info lol)

@tunient absolute cope for having high heating costs because they hate nuclear and have to import gas

@StoopMensch the germans are coping so hard they have a derogatory term for people who take warm showers 💀

last year of high school, was friends with a german foreign exchange student went back to germany with him for a month one day he scolded me about taking too long of a hot shower, "its expensive". i thought he was joking, but learned he was serious twitter.com/Altimor/status…

@ArmchairEgghead the type of guy is like "dad who yells at his son a little too aggressively during the kids soccer league"

@StoopMensch you probably don't get along with them because backwards baseball caps haven't been in style for YEARS and they're just youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5l…

I don’t know if I’ve ever met a backwards baseball cap guy that I get along with Must be some ancestral memory

before this, i basically had a mental model that US and EU were functionally identical living standards this was years ago, and it seems like it's becoming even less true over time

@daringlucile we are early 30s and trying now

@StoopMensch ahhh, it’s not so bad if it’s just a lil touch. i think all of us here on twitter dot com got at least gently swiped. you seem to be doing pretty well, in any case. how about you & your wife? do you guys have or plan for kids?

how old were your parents when they had you/your siblings? my mom was 37, which especially for the era was considered Fairly Old.

@Bullitt315 The hip bump sweep threat forced the post, otherwise gonna get swept and mounted, classic setup

@ThinkWiselyMatt Pareto

If your code spends 5% of its time in function X, optimizing X can only speed up your program by 5% at most But this heuristic (Amdahl's law) applies to team processes, sales funnels, everything Learning to focus on the high-leverage points is a mark of career maturity

@_its_not_real_ The sequel is equally good if not better

@StoopMensch I ended up getting this. Almost finished it. Pretty good. Ty.

Unexpected 10 hour drive (20 for round trip) Please give audio book recommendations. Fiction preferred, no fantasy

@rshakoor12 Or will start optimizing before profiling at all! The number of times I have started profiling and the actual bottleneck is in a place I would have never expected is... > 50% of times probably -- if it was obvious, you probably wouldn't have coded it slow in the first place

@daringlucile Need RSU grants for the soupistas

why in god’s name would anybody except upper management care about making money for the shareholders

@WTTDFP this is just a millenial vs zoomer test zoomers are vaxxed from it, we just missed out by a few years

@akbirthko the gan girls know what's up

the rl bros are right

@caesararum @gdelujo Somehow this makes it even sadder but I guess don't rock the boat when you're trying to enter a new market

@StoopMensch @gdelujo

the worst part of developing stateful services is sometimes fixing a bug might break someone downstream of you if they had worked around your bug

@adastroworld I definitely did not fully know until I had been with my now-wife for several years

@adastroworld I think a lot of it is really knowing what you're about After being happily married for years now, I know *exactly* what matters to me, what doesn't matter, what I need, etc. And I could dial in on that really, really quickly in another person.