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subliminal wasn't that bad some of yall trippin. yeah some puzzles were kinda ass but the concept and story are intriguing

@MetamateDaz Im 22 and im done with that shit

Men over 30, please be honest: how many of you completely stopped trying to find a gf because dating isn’t worth the stress anymore?

@ItsTragik @paperssil Bros gaymaxxing

@paperssil Real men have sex with other men and no it dosen't mean they are gay. It means they are secure enough with themselves to pleasure other men without it meaning anything.

a real man

@_StonersRUs_ I need more friends to smoke wit fr

Do you prefer smoking alone or with others? 🤔

@m1ndhunter_x @iris_seraphina Shit i already put $2m in it i cant get it back now🤬

@iris_seraphina Shit. Now I gotta short McDonald's.

This neurodivergent autistic hubby is onto something! Burger King is stepping it up! 🍔

@TheGoblinnn You clearly never had the lime side and its showing unc

Watching people willingly purchase shit like the Heisenberg Dual Flavor Lemon Lime and Peach 8 Gram Distillate Vape really makes you understand natural selection more. These people would've died by overdosing on poison berries before they could've reproduced 15,000 years ago

@Dashytwo @PookiesParadise Mans never saw spongebob in his PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAAA”

@PookiesParadise But there’s pineapples?

there aren’t any strawberries in the ocean you fucking idiot

@Au5la They had that mf waiting on you bruh

i ain’t NEVER seen little caesars this fast in my life 😭

@FreemanTheSerb @brndxix I had this one gf back in hs and she was vegan and i was interested but after a week of no meat i had to leave the hoe mah dick just aint work right if ya boy couldnt get a hamburger or sum

@brndxix I love how the post has the answer, you are just stupid I love dogs, but if I were starving to death, literally not eaten a thing for a month, yes, I would with a heavy heart eat a dog People have literally eaten humans in the worst case scenarios

I enjoy eating meat as much as the next guy but this is proving their point lmao

@Jaysteelers06 @luinalaska @deluxe_fox Good ol smegma fridge

@luinalaska @deluxe_fox 😂😂😂😂unfortunately I understand exactly what u mean… I have to pass as well……. Smeg ? 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I desperately want one of these but the word smeg makes me uncomfortable so it’s a hard pass. Smeg? Absolutely not.

@ImDeemo3 @JCFights Ill take my spaghetti elsewhere good sir.

@JCFights Any adult eating a Slim Jim needs to be locked up

Y’all be eating the plastic too? 😭

@raddduck @69wendigo Yea you got cooked on this one buddy was trynna give his free advice you asked for(your on a public app)

@69wendigo hey! did you know this is a crazy thing to say and maybe you should just stop replying to tweets? there is no way to not look into it or overthink it ❤️ even with letters and reasons the gum is going to make me sad as fuck because my brother is dead! hope this helps

@dreamtiwasdead @freakbargeekbar Whats the biggest real cart yall have seen before?

9 grams of straight motor oil holy shit

@stellamilfburn Not enough crack smoker actors i need more people to relate too

question to smokers! how can you differentiate when actors are smokers and non smokers when watching them do it on screen cause ive seen quite a few posts saying they can see it

@revenant_MMXX I mean they could have the whole time bru you really think they care?

US agreeing to a "ceasefire" with Iran where Iran is still allowed to shoot at Israel as much as they want might actually be the funniest possible outcome of all this.

@heroinlover710 @nulpuleunsonamu I literally bought one the other day at a dg

@nulpuleunsonamu Damn I used to buy these from the 99 cents store when I was a kid

컬러풍선, 1990년대 문구점

@OR337_ @j00ny369T Lowkey hit that shit when im in a rush at work and got a good coworker

@j00ny369T That’s more like cope mechanism for anxiety. playing basketball and everything slows down and u move without thinking and make every shot. That’s more like flow state

She reached flow state

@WildSentences Always have a nice weed guy and a sketchy pill guy

@MrGuy102 @2lexycat So is “life” just a dmt trip?

@2lexycat Your brain produces it when you are born and when you die.

what if we gave dmt to a baby

@CalebHodge88654 @huguruma_izumi Also the feces/ass ratio is off the charts

@huguruma_izumi People hate california for a lot of reasons, but the main reason is that it is economically, politically, and culturally in a different situation than the rest of the United States. Think of absurdly rich people in your neighborhood that complain all the time.

アメリカはとても深いBBQ文化を持つ国と言うことを知りました。 カリフォルニアは何故か嫌われることが多い州だということを知りました。 フロリダは全裸男性がサケやドラッグをやりながらワニを殴ることが多い州だということを知りました。