Lasskicker with Heart (Parody)

I can't even begin to describe how I feel about you. You always make me feel special, even when I don't deserve it. You are the best.

I would like to tell my goddess @SashaBanksDom that she is the most amazing human being ever. I love you so much.

I would like to pu licly apologize to the amazing human being that is @SashaBanksDom. I know I haven't given her as much attention as she deserves to get. But that Wil change. I promise to be the girlfriend that I always wanted to be for her.

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to @SashaBanksDom. Hope you have the greatest of days as you deserve it. I love you.

You taught me home is not somewhere but someone. @SashaBanksDom

Sundays, just like all other week days, are there for this woman. She's the only goddess I'll ever worship, and I couldn't be more puzzled each day, why she chose to be with me. I love you, Sasha.

If anyone needed more proof that perfection does exist, just look at her! Sasha!

@Str8FireL0ve called me her, "chocolate strawberry" and 😍😍

I'd like to announce something... I'm back! I've taken some time off. And yes, I didn't tell @SashaBanksDom about it. I'm sorry, babe. But now that I've cleared my head and I'm ready to hopefully be here more consistently, let me remind you how beautiful this human being is.

God is a woman. And here's proof. She deserves to be worshipped like one every single day. I just hope I make her proud. I love you, @SashaBanksDom

I just wanted to say how much I appreciate @SashaBanksDom. Like, she is honestly the best, not just as a wrestler but as a human being. She always tells me how happy I make her, but she's the star of our relationship. Without her I would be nothing. And I mean that.

I know I don't say it nearly as much as I should. But this woman is what gives me energy to be the best I can every single day. She always makes me smile and I'm eternally grateful to have her in my life. I love you, Sasha. Forever until I can't anymore. @SashaBanksDom

You always had the strength to fight these demons. I just needed to show you that strength. If there's any woman that I would die for, it would be you. Youre everything.

@RustyBryant12 @TheHamwall @WrestleCringe Especially considering the mistake wasnt that bad. Also very funny then, that Cody said in one of his promos that you have to be brave to call yourself Brodie in AEW (in regards to Brody King, who's also spelled differently) and she was quiet then.

I hope something very bad happens to you people.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ✨ 𝐃𝐑. 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑 ✨ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ 𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐋 • 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐊 • 𝐃.𝐌.𝐃 ⚕𝐀𝐄𝐖 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍’𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍. ⚕

I just want to take the time to appreciate this beauty of a human being for always putting up with me. She truly is my guide through this chaotic life, and I couldn't ask for anyone better to do so. So many days I've spent with you, here's to many many more, baby. I love you!!!!

Oh... 100%. I thought that was apparent from last night.

I'd bet a million dollars, honey.

You better know I will, so you can lay eyes on me like you did on me the first time we met. Only difference is... You won't be able to touch my title.

Don't you ever think @SashaBanksDom doesn't have backup anymore. I will always have her back. And on Saturday, you all saw what I will do for her. I'm sorry I had to take your spot, Sasha, but remember, you signed a contract. So whenever you want, you and me, 1on1.