Twin Glocks

@CEder05 @AdamSchefter Why so you can cry some more? Id spank your ass kiddo. You cant be a cry baby bitch online then a tough guy in real life. You corn ball

@StrapsForHire @AdamSchefter Pull up bitch

Michigan.

@chargersownme @AdamSchefter Your school is in the Epstein files lmao shut the fuck up

@AdamSchefter How did I never realize you went to this retarded ass school no wonder you stained Dwayne Haskins name so bad

@0toHerr0 @AdamSchefter Your mother is great at playing 8 on 5

@AdamSchefter UConn was playing 8 vs. 5 btw

@CEder05 @AdamSchefter Your mother raised a cry baby bitch

@AdamSchefter Hard to win 8 on 5

@PaulieTakes After strong consideration my lock for the day is that Paul's heart would appreciate some exercise. I will always support the aortic track, over artificial foods blocking your patways

After strong consideration, my lock of the day is that Tennessee beats Michigan and beats them handily. I will always support the SEC, a true powerhouse of a conference, over the artificially inflated Big Ten. Let’s go Vols!

@AdamSchefter @SeifertESPN If the Vikes give up on JJ they will regret it big time

The Minnesota Vikings are “exploring all possibilities” to improve their quarterback play in 2026, executive vice president of football operations Rob Brzezinski said Tuesday. More via @SeifertESPN: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@zakariafathi_ @rawsalerts Heading south

@rawsalerts How did the stolen boat reach Cuba?

🚨#BREAKING: U.S. officials has issued a statement saying that the 24-foot boat involved in a deadly clash with Cuba's coast guard was stolen in the Florida Keys and had American citizens aboard

@rawsalerts I hope Isreal is ok after all this.

🚨#BREAKING: Tucker Carlson has reportedly been detained in Israel and dragged into an interrogation room

@HighbeeNation1 @ShamsCharania Boy you retarded

@ShamsCharania Pistons gave up on Ivey faster than they gave up on winning basketball games

Just in: Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit have agreed to a multi-team deal that sends Jaden Ivey and Mike Conley Jr. to the Bulls and Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric to the Pistons, sources tell ESPN. Detroit also receives a 2026 first-round protected swap from Minnesota.

@kizilbige_ @MiamiDolphins Can the defense also play quarterback?

@MiamiDolphins Jesse Minter to Miami? This could be a game-changer for the Dolphins' defense. After what he did with Michigan and the Chargers, imagine that scheme in South Beach. Is he the leader this team needs to finally get over the hump? 🐬

We have completed an interview with Jesse Minter for our head coach position.

@thereal_tbrad91 @AdamSchefter Your mother raised a retard

@AdamSchefter change your statement. Purdue has the best basketball team

It is a new year: Indiana has the No. 1 football team and Michigan has the No. 1 basketball team.

@KCStar Mahomes punching the air rn for building that house.

Breaking news: The Kansas City Chiefs have informed administrative officials that they will announce their move to Kansas today, according to sources who asked not to be named because they were not authorized to speak publicly. Read the developing story: kansascity.com/news/local/art…

@AdamSchefter @PeteThamel @DanWetzel 2-1 vs ohio

ESPN Sources: Michigan has fired head coach Sherrone Moore, per me and @PeteThamel and @DanWetzel.

@TFTenjoyer69 Shame people die every day when you deserve it more

@TKoD07 @AdamSchefter Ur mother raised an idiot

@AdamSchefter last game before getting traded

Saints RB Alvin Kamara, listed as questionable for Sunday due to an ankle injury, is expected to play vs. the Patriots, per sources.

@digijointz @AdamSchefter Day to day

@AdamSchefter Is he ok

Arthur Jones, a defensive lineman who spent his first four NFL seasons in Baltimore and won a Super Bowl with the Ravens, has died. He was 39. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@TomBradyEgo @AdamSchefter @DMRussini Fleeced out a 6th round? Boy you retarded

@AdamSchefter @DMRussini Pats really fleeced NO

Patriots are trading WR Ja’Lynn Polk and a 2028 7th-round pick to the Saints for a 2027 6th-round pick, as @DMRussini reported. Polk is on injured reserve due to a shoulder injury, but Saints acquiring him for the future.

@TeddyRmble @AFpost Step up pussy

@AFpost Civil war is necessary.

Footage and image of Charlie Kirk being shot in the neck at Utah Valley University. Please pray for Mr. Kirk. Follow: @AFpost

@MissTMitchy @AFpost Well step then pussy

@AFpost We need to meet the left with the same energy

@AdamSchefter BOOOOO THIS MAN

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