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#Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy.

Strategy's 6th annual Bitcoin for Corporations takes place February 24-25 at Wynn Las Vegas. Sign up to speak to corporations, investors, exchanges, custodians, banks, service providers, technologists, analysts, and HODLers. strategy.com/world26/bitcoi…

The ₿ulldog Senator. Thank you, @JimJustice_WV, for standing up for market neutrality and supporting the digital asset industry in discussions with MSCI.

New Year, The Bottom's In | True North Podcast | Ep. 50 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

During the holidays, I visited family in India and also recorded a fun podcast on $MSTR with my friend @DigvijayChand_. Check it out and give him a follow! He's on a mission to orange pill a nation with 1.5 billion people.

₿ullish in DC.

Bitcoin lets you keep your property.

$MSTR will remain in MSCI indexes.

I asked for your feature requests, and heard you all loud and clear: STRC, STRD, STRK, & STRF are now listed on @CashApp Investing. 2026 we are making Cash App the best place for all things bitcoin again. Keep the requests coming, much more still to come!

1/ We’re excited to launch Buck — the Bitcoin Dollar today. @BuckToken Not because the world needed another token, but because dollars shouldn’t debase your hard-earned money.

If you are into @MSTR's Preferred Equities, This is an extremely important launch as it is the first institutional grade product built on top of Strategy's Prefs.

Welcome back to The Hurdle Rate. Episode 42: Pensions, Private Equity & Digital Credit. The crew is back to discuss @Strategy's latest green and orange buys as it gears up for a massive 2026, a look back at 2025 and year zero of digital credit, capital allocation and pension funds, and the outlook for 2026. Here's the latest with @TimKotzman, @ColeMacro, @PunterJeff and @Werkman. 0:30 - Welcome Back to The Hurdle Rate 1:25 - Strategy Gears Up for Massive 2026 12:40 - Looking Back at 2025: Year Zero in Digital Credit 30:42 - Capital Allocation and Pension Funds 50:48 - 2026 Outlook

Team Bitcoin

Stretch your income to eleven. $STRC

American Bitcoin has increased its total Bitcoin reserve to ~5,427 BTC and achieved a BTC Yield of ~105.0% from its Nasdaq debut on September 3, 2025 through January 2, 2026.

During the period from 11/10/2025 to 12/31/2025, Strive acquired ~101.8 BTC at an average cost of ~$94,525 per Bitcoin. As of 12/31/2025, Strive hodls ~7,626.8 BTC acquired at an average cost of ~$113,153. $ASST $SATA

Strategy has acquired 1,287 BTC to increase its BTC Reserve to ₿673,783 and has increased its USD Reserve by $62 million to $2.25 billion. $MSTR strategy.com/press/strategy…

Orange or Green?

Happy 17th Birthday, Bitcoin.

Bitcoin makes $MSTR liquid.