
Joe Pump
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Joe Pump
@StreatTaylor
I’m a Wrinkled-Blue Collar Man •plus a Kangonostic Thinker 👉🏻📦👈🏻 • with plenty of typos and grammar error • follow the breadcrumbs 🎭





@colincowherd @stephenasmith @jasonwhitlock @LIVGolf54 @jerichsen66 @ProGolfCritic @livgolf_league @MattVincenziPGA Gentlemen : I’m pleading to the 🚨Golf Gods🚨 Please step in and “save par” This will be the biggest up and down since Mr. Arnold Palmer winning the 1958 Masters @TheMasters The rough is thicker then a 1940’s European “Bush” Not to mention - above the hole 🕳️ The stimp meter running 16😩 Tiger and Phil are guest announcers with Frank Nobilo and Jerry Foltz calling play by play… This up and down for par is to save future generations of boys and girls. 🏌️♂️🏌️♀️ It’s downwind -,gust of are 40 mph plus. The greens are crustier than Tyrone Biggums lips 👄 Dave Chappelle The pressure is mounting, theres more intensity on this up and down than the 1961 Bay of Pigs , even Dustin Johnson and Freddy Couples are sweating- like Bill Belichick and Brandel Chamblee at a Jr. high prom With paparazzi’s everywhere. I’m petrified for my grandson and granddaughter’s generation. There future depends on this up and down. I look over to Jerry Foltz 👁️👁️ we both see Tiger and Phil trembling like Serge Kovaleski… Ladies and gentlemen, this is pressure pack intensity… 🚨All of a sudden Wolf Blitzer jumps in with breaking CNN News🚨 Donald Trump reported to have sucker punched Jussie Smollette outside of a Jersey Mike’s were ppl witnessed Chad Powers and Eli Manning arguing with Danny Devito.. OMG Caitlyn Collin’s is on scene. “Mr. President …Mr. President, could you get this up and down to save par? Trump “of course I could, you do realize I won the 2020…” Melanie steps in ….“Donald” back to golf. Ppl are still scrambling, chaos is erupting all around the greens… Goerge Soros and Tim Walz are conspiring with Bernie Madoff at a Somali restaurant to figure out how to rig this up and down with Draftkings and Fanduels… Roger Godell is shushing Elon Musk while his scratching his Dog-e Big-Bawlz👀 Could Rory,Rahm, Scheffler Bryson, Sergio, X-Man, Hideki, Koepka, Fleetwood, Casey, Hovland, Lahiri, Lowery, Hatton,and Joaquin aka The Chilean Zorro Come to an agreement to see who should chip and then putt to see if golf LIV’s or dies? Do the Golf Gods need to step in to “Save Par?” Will we adopt the LIV model and work out a NFC / AFC type system Do battle in crossovers , top teams 5/6 teams advance to a finale Plus we have the greatest 4 Majors I hope they get up and down but it’ll take a team CEO’s Sponsors Players Venues Cities Volunteers And most importantly Fans who need to escape from politics and division ❤️🩹 Gentlemen It’s up to guys. Yes the pressure is on- But it’s your job To figure out how to get a camel through an eye of a needle 🤷♂️ @brianrolapp and @ScottONeil 🫵🏻👁️👁️ @CallawayGolf @Titleist @TaylorMadeGolf @SrixonGolf @PingTour @livgolf_league @PhilMickelson @TigerWoods @OWGRltd @frank_nobilo @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk We need each other PS I Think- I Create- I Apologize The intention with all my typos and grammar errors was solely to Unify golf 🎭

I just can’t root for him. (Yet) Rory is still dividing the game of golf “IMO” 🏌️♂️🏌️♀️ Will his money have 🩸 on it? @McIlroyRory @TGL LIV together for crying out loud. The LIV model needs to evolve- it’s great for the future. 🏌️♂️🏌️♀️ You can still have your TGL model in the off season. But golf needs the LIV Format: AFC / NFC Figure it out and let us watch you guys battle 4/5 times a year in crossover tournaments- plus 5/6 teams make the playoffs at the end of the year. 🚨 With the 4 Majors 🚨 👁️👁️ #WomenGolf @livgolf_league @PGATOUR @DPWorldTour #PGAvsLIV @LPGA @LETgolf Hopefully the Golf Gods will step in - and “Save Par” for the greater good ⛳️ 🏌️♂️🏌️♀️ @ScottONeil @brianrolapp Scott and Brian AFC/NFC 🖖🏻👁️👁️ The game of golf needs to get up and down to “save par” ⛳️🏌️♂️🏌️♀️ 🚨Let the game LIV🚨


I just can’t grasp the amount of hate for LIV (mostly 🇺🇸) I’ve been to LIV Greenbrier/Michigan • I had a fantastic time walking 54 holes at each venue. The wonderful people I met, the volunteers • plus so many amazing workers • let’s not forget, they work their asses off. LIV has grown the game despite the backlash and hate. Why? It’s so unnecessary. They are golfers growing the game. It had nothing to do with team golf… for crying out loud the media “ nutted” over TGL (Pardon my French) @TGL @LukeKerrDineen @BobHarig In the 15th Century a Scottish King banned golf (gouf) bc of the distraction to his military. Gentlemen. King James II had an excuse … My generation is doing it for the “POWER” not for the love of the game, don’t kid yourselves… The game is bigger than all of us • the amount of hate that was ginned up by the same old actors is despicable. 👁️👁️ @realDonaldTrump @Trump Mr. President you of all ppl should know •they constantly attacked you. Phil Mickelson and Greg Norman love this game despite the media constantly trying to say “they wanted to destroy the PGA” They were creating for the next generation • the game needs to evolve, let it LIV. #UnifyGolf #TheKangonosticThinker 📦 Save LIV • I laid out the foundation moving forward 3 Divisions PGA LIV DPWT #LIV #DPTour #PGATour @TigerWoods @PhilMickelson @brysondech @McIlroyRory @JonRahmOfficial @JerryFoltzGolf @frank_nobilo @CallawayGolf @PingTour @Titleist @TaylorMadeGolf @livgolf_league @PGA @DPWorldTour @stephenasmith @dpshow @TheHerd







@colincowherd @stephenasmith @jasonwhitlock @LIVGolf54 @jerichsen66 @ProGolfCritic @livgolf_league @MattVincenziPGA Gentlemen : I’m pleading to the 🚨Golf Gods🚨 Please step in and “save par” This will be the biggest up and down since Mr. Arnold Palmer winning the 1958 Masters @TheMasters The rough is thicker then a 1940’s European “Bush” Not to mention - above the hole 🕳️ The stimp meter running 16😩 Tiger and Phil are guest announcers with Frank Nobilo and Jerry Foltz calling play by play… This up and down for par is to save future generations of boys and girls. 🏌️♂️🏌️♀️ It’s downwind -,gust of are 40 mph plus. The greens are crustier than Tyrone Biggums lips 👄 Dave Chappelle The pressure is mounting, theres more intensity on this up and down than the 1961 Bay of Pigs , even Dustin Johnson and Freddy Couples are sweating- like Bill Belichick and Brandel Chamblee at a Jr. high prom With paparazzi’s everywhere. I’m petrified for my grandson and granddaughter’s generation. There future depends on this up and down. I look over to Jerry Foltz 👁️👁️ we both see Tiger and Phil trembling like Serge Kovaleski… Ladies and gentlemen, this is pressure pack intensity… 🚨All of a sudden Wolf Blitzer jumps in with breaking CNN News🚨 Donald Trump reported to have sucker punched Jussie Smollette outside of a Jersey Mike’s were ppl witnessed Chad Powers and Eli Manning arguing with Danny Devito.. OMG Caitlyn Collin’s is on scene. “Mr. President …Mr. President, could you get this up and down to save par? Trump “of course I could, you do realize I won the 2020…” Melanie steps in ….“Donald” back to golf. Ppl are still scrambling, chaos is erupting all around the greens… Goerge Soros and Tim Walz are conspiring with Bernie Madoff at a Somali restaurant to figure out how to rig this up and down with Draftkings and Fanduels… Roger Godell is shushing Elon Musk while his scratching his Dog-e Big-Bawlz👀 Could Rory,Rahm, Scheffler Bryson, Sergio, X-Man, Hideki, Koepka, Fleetwood, Casey, Hovland, Lahiri, Lowery, Hatton,and Joaquin aka The Chilean Zorro Come to an agreement to see who should chip and then putt to see if golf LIV’s or dies? Do the Golf Gods need to step in to “Save Par?” Will we adopt the LIV model and work out a NFC / AFC type system Do battle in crossovers , top teams 5/6 teams advance to a finale Plus we have the greatest 4 Majors I hope they get up and down but it’ll take a team CEO’s Sponsors Players Venues Cities Volunteers And most importantly Fans who need to escape from politics and division ❤️🩹 Gentlemen It’s up to guys. Yes the pressure is on- But it’s your job To figure out how to get a camel through an eye of a needle 🤷♂️ @brianrolapp and @ScottONeil 🫵🏻👁️👁️ @CallawayGolf @Titleist @TaylorMadeGolf @SrixonGolf @PingTour @livgolf_league @PhilMickelson @TigerWoods @OWGRltd @frank_nobilo @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk We need each other PS I Think- I Create- I Apologize The intention with all my typos and grammar errors was solely to Unify golf 🎭

@colincowherd @stephenasmith @jasonwhitlock @LIVGolf54 @jerichsen66 @ProGolfCritic @livgolf_league @MattVincenziPGA Gentlemen : I’m pleading to the 🚨Golf Gods🚨 Please step in and “save par” This will be the biggest up and down since Mr. Arnold Palmer winning the 1958 Masters @TheMasters The rough is thicker then a 1940’s European “Bush” Not to mention - above the hole 🕳️ The stimp meter running 16😩 Tiger and Phil are guest announcers with Frank Nobilo and Jerry Foltz calling play by play… This up and down for par is to save future generations of boys and girls. 🏌️♂️🏌️♀️ It’s downwind -,gust of are 40 mph plus. The greens are crustier than Tyrone Biggums lips 👄 Dave Chappelle The pressure is mounting, theres more intensity on this up and down than the 1961 Bay of Pigs , even Dustin Johnson and Freddy Couples are sweating- like Bill Belichick and Brandel Chamblee at a Jr. high prom With paparazzi’s everywhere. I’m petrified for my grandson and granddaughter’s generation. There future depends on this up and down. I look over to Jerry Foltz 👁️👁️ we both see Tiger and Phil trembling like Serge Kovaleski… Ladies and gentlemen, this is pressure pack intensity… 🚨All of a sudden Wolf Blitzer jumps in with breaking CNN News🚨 Donald Trump reported to have sucker punched Jussie Smollette outside of a Jersey Mike’s were ppl witnessed Chad Powers and Eli Manning arguing with Danny Devito.. OMG Caitlyn Collin’s is on scene. “Mr. President …Mr. President, could you get this up and down to save par? Trump “of course I could, you do realize I won the 2020…” Melanie steps in ….“Donald” back to golf. Ppl are still scrambling, chaos is erupting all around the greens… Goerge Soros and Tim Walz are conspiring with Bernie Madoff at a Somali restaurant to figure out how to rig this up and down with Draftkings and Fanduels… Roger Godell is shushing Elon Musk while his scratching his Dog-e Big-Bawlz👀 Could Rory,Rahm, Scheffler Bryson, Sergio, X-Man, Hideki, Koepka, Fleetwood, Casey, Hovland, Lahiri, Lowery, Hatton,and Joaquin aka The Chilean Zorro Come to an agreement to see who should chip and then putt to see if golf LIV’s or dies? Do the Golf Gods need to step in to “Save Par?” Will we adopt the LIV model and work out a NFC / AFC type system Do battle in crossovers , top teams 5/6 teams advance to a finale Plus we have the greatest 4 Majors I hope they get up and down but it’ll take a team CEO’s Sponsors Players Venues Cities Volunteers And most importantly Fans who need to escape from politics and division ❤️🩹 Gentlemen It’s up to guys. Yes the pressure is on- But it’s your job To figure out how to get a camel through an eye of a needle 🤷♂️ @brianrolapp and @ScottONeil 🫵🏻👁️👁️ @CallawayGolf @Titleist @TaylorMadeGolf @SrixonGolf @PingTour @livgolf_league @PhilMickelson @TigerWoods @OWGRltd @frank_nobilo @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk We need each other PS I Think- I Create- I Apologize The intention with all my typos and grammar errors was solely to Unify golf 🎭



Greg Norman would be a great ambassador for my 3 divisions idea PGA/LIV/DPWT • 12/13 teams • with 3/4 crossover events • taking the top 8 teams from each division • letting the Ryder and Presidents Cup host the event in alternating years • Ryder Cup year being played at European/USA venues • Presidents Cup years being played internationally S. America/S. Africa/Australia/Asia etc • we need to evolve again • Mr. Palmer’s IMG umbrella has weathered Tiger’s storms long enough • it’s tattered and worn out. IMO (Tiger I respect you) you guys embraced TGL 🤷♂️ @TGL @TigerWoods @PhilMickelson Plus we need to create team divisions for the Korn Ferry/Sunshine/Asian tours • by incentivizing them with winners from each division getting access to the crossover events • the individual winners being invited to a couple of the Majors • are Scott O’Neil Brian Rolapp and Guy Kinnings serious about growing the game? Or is it like Bill Parrish telling Death “don’t blow smoke up my ass” in “Meet Joe Black?” The PGAT LIV and the DPWT are sitting on a “Gold Mine” All the Big Golf Companies would benefit as well. @CallawayGolf @PingTour @Titleist @TaylorMadeGolf @WilsonGolf @ClevelandGolf @MizunoGolfNA I don’t know enough about Brian Scott and Guy, to know if they are men or boys, good guys or bad. But I’ll know eventually if they are men or rats 💥 (I apologize) 🫵🏻👁️👁️ #PGATour #DPTour #LIV @livgolf_league @DPWorldTour @PGATOUR @flushingitgolf @JCAGOLFReport @Top100Rick @GolfDigest @GolfChannel Plus the 4 Majors stay 100% Sacred !!!


@_54Golf @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Visionaries were always ridiculed from the beginning of time • If LIV is a sinking ship like the Titanic • it didn’t stop ship builders from building more vessels, did it? Did Elon give up his Space X Falcon 9? He’s still being ridiculed and he’s a visionary, is he not? Have you ever heard of the USS Gerald R Ford (CVN78) ? My idea of Unifying Golf could LIV fore Centuries!!! 🫵🏻👁️👁️


