
Sir Stretch
135 posts


@grapesseptember @stackattacker_ You guys have ruined YouTube. Can’t joke about anything anymore. You blue haired viewers should go back to watching the DreamSMP
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@stackattacker_ he made fatphobic comments towards someone in a youtube video
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@ceceswifts You guys are genuinely insufferable. You love to feel offended and like the world is against you
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Crazy how ke huy quan was the only actual best nominee in the category of these 4
Cinema Rhymes 🎬@CinemaRhymes
Last 4 best supporting actors Oscar winners
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@edwardbrgr Gervais actually called people out in the crowd for their controversies. Nikki Glasser tells people their names sound like something Sandler would say. I’ll take Gervais every day over that
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Seeing Conan genuinely having fun and bringing real energy while hosting made me realize how corny Ricky Gervais felt in his last few Golden Globe appearances. Not that he’s a bad host or anything, but the whole “I don’t care, I’m just here to roast everyone” attitude started to feel a bit forced and pretty old after a while. Conan, on the other hand, actually seems like he enjoys being there and wants the show to be fun for everyone
Deadline@DEADLINE
Awkward moment with Conan O’Brien at the #Oscars as they seemingly tried to cut away from winners speech
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Xabi Alonso was successful at Bayer Leverkusen
Vincent Kompany is doing well at Bayern Munich
Why does most fans think Michael Carrick can’t be successful as a Manchester United manager?
Manchester United@ManUtd
The key numbers from Michael's tenure so far 👊
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@AdamMcKola We’ve been shit for the past few games. Ignoring it because Carrick is a legend of the club is going to get us nowhere
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@Armando70598651 @Czooba @Slimghost02 No he couldn’t. Just look at what’s happening right now. We are sitting back and hitting a team with ten men on the counter. Getting tactically outclassed by Eddie Howe and hoping a bit of individual brilliance gets us the win
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@StretchSir @Czooba @Slimghost02 Carrick can easily win the Bundesliga with Bayern Munich. So you should stop acting as if Nagelsmann winning the Bundesliga with Bayern Munich is a big deal.
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Julian Nagelsmann is an overrated manager, he is not better than Erik Ten Hag or Ruben Amorim.
He only won 3 trophies at Bayern Munich and was sacked mid season the next campaign. (Every manager wins trophies at Bayern just like PSG)
If Man United can’t get Luis Enrique, we either stick with Michael Carrick or get an experienced world class manager. Enough of the trial and errors please!
Martien 🇳🇱@MartienBall
🚨👀 | BREAKING: Julian Nagelsmann has shown INTEREST in taking the Manchester United job, with intermediaries putting his name forward for the role. [@GraemeBailey]
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@gbekeleux @Armando70598651 @Czooba @Slimghost02 He got sacked by Boro. Now they’re going to get promoted
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@Armando70598651 @Czooba @Slimghost02 One won a title at Bayern and got sacked. The other wasn’t good enough to manage Boro. I like Carrick but he shouldn’t be the full time manager
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@StretchSir @Czooba @Slimghost02 Yes. Nagelsmann was also sacked by Bayern Munich. So what is your point?
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@e08045384 @Czooba @Slimghost02 If he’s being considered for the full time job? Yes. We can’t be in a position next season where Middlesbrough have a better manager than us. They’ve gotten so much better since he left
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@anabelle_dawn The show was poorly written. Yes there was a lot of toxic nonsense. But the bottom line is that the majority of people thought it was awful
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Two Star Wars fans who were so excited to be working on a Star Wars and the fandom treated them like garbage over the dumbest most pedantic bullshit. There isn't enough shame about this.


Star Wars Holocron@sw_holocron
THE ACOLYTE creator Leslye Headland says Ki-Adi-Mundi appearing in the show does not break canon. “I asked Pablo Hidalgo... I don’t remember what he said about the birthdate or lifespan, but Pablo said it was cool. Many many people read the script” (Via youtu.be/L1ZVVeq4CAE?si…)
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@lukesellers98 @ManUnitedMagicc Ole was terrible. We’re destined to fail under Carrick
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@ManUnitedMagicc Yes I did thank you. Ole is the closest we’ve had to having United back, so I’ll take a punt on Carrick 👍
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@mrgreenandred @alpha_utd The fact you have Ole as your profile picture is very telling
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@StretchSir @alpha_utd that goes for ALL teams when they play bus teams, there are no tactic who can break them down, if it was, all teams would use them. The nonce copper is football talk for eejits who know shit
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This sounds familiar 🤨 back to it’s just individual brilliance are we now there’s a Utd guy in charge again. Ole all over. Unbelievable really
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@Ayden__x @AdamJoseph We were four point off of CL spots. They were there also. Everyone said Amorim wasn’t doing enough but the pitchforks should be pointed at Ineos for appointing him. Carrick failed in the championship. He’s not a man united manager
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@StretchSir @AdamJoseph Ok so where was this standards when we had Amorim
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