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I hope you enjoyed this simulated experience of dating me. Sorry about the stretching. Do some Kegels.
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Lord D’hamcock of Big Meat Isle
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Lord D’hamcock of Big Meat Isle
@Stroke_Ego
The Black Prince of Illinois. Self-professed shermanwerfer. D-easy and bossman at Dj Fresh industries. He/him/Himbo/cunt.
The Lair of the Dread God Katılım Mayıs 2010
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@therealcliffyb Had a similar epiphany yesterday. I had household chores to do, but I also wanted to drink whiskey and play Donkey Kong Bananza. Instead of celebrating adulthood, I celebrated the absurdity of life. This doesn’t matter. As long as I’m nice to people, nothing else I do matters.
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Sometimes I sit there and think "you know... I feel like doing X" and then my mind is like "You can do whatever, dude, you're AN ADULT, WHEE!"
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@atensnut Too bad you’ve been a 70 year-old fat bitch since you were born
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@PeachyHooch Every man dies. Not every man is fucking Soldier Boy!
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Rewatching Supernatural and I just realized the boys are SAM AND DEAN.
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I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.
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@RealAlexJones Shut the fuck up. You called Sandy Hook a hoax. You don’t know a fucking thing and you’re a fat asshole.
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🚨🚨I do not think the shooting last night at the Whitehouse Correspondents Dinner was staged.🚨🚨
Alex Jones@RealAlexJones
Was The Trump Whitehouse Corespondents Dinner Shooting Staged?? x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
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@AuntCunt To be fair. I like to be either drunk or highly caffeinated. Not both at the same time.
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@PeachyHooch You’re a fan of Dean Winchester. I am a fucking fan of Fuckin Soldier Boy. We are not the same.
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My first conversation with someone whose parents came from Cuba really opened my mind to their tremendous patriotism and love for this Country, They have a perspective that we all should listen to. BTW, several of my liberal, TDS friends have started to change their minds after tax refunds and Swalwell,
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I genuinely never, ever, expected Marco Rubio to be my favorite member of Trump’s cabinet…
But this dude is absolutely incredible.
If either JD Vance or Marco Rubio (or combination of the two) ran for president.
They’d win all 50 states.
Wouldn’t be even close.
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: Marco Rubio is nearly tied with Vance and Newsom to win the 2028 Presidency
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@mattvanswol He’s a fucking pussy. He’s too big of a coward to tell Trump his shoes don’t fit and he’s big enough of a coward that he backs Trump, who talked shit on him and his wife. If you like that guy, you’re a fucking pussy too.
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@PeachyHooch I “took care” of one of them for you. It’s fun to mess with Texas.
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Openly states he was filming, so we assume he has film equipment.
He makes a xenophobic statement and doesn’t produce any evidence to substantiate his claim.
Very on brand for these types.
Jon Harris 🌲@jonharris1989
Was in Dallas and Fort Worth filming for a project Monday and Tuesday. I think I saw as many Burkas as I did cowboy hats. What happened to you Texas?
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@RobertCFP @jonharris1989 Liberal strongholds? You’re such a pussy that you NEED to invent an “enemy” to feel like a man. Get fucked.
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@jonharris1989 Pssst....you were in DFW. The Blue Triangle is a thing. Dallas, down to Austin, down to San Antonio, over to Houston and back to Dallas. Liberal strongholds.
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Was in Dallas and Fort Worth filming for a project Monday and Tuesday. I think I saw as many Burkas as I did cowboy hats.
What happened to you Texas?
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@sweatsntopknots I’m glad you didn’t peel yourself. But now I need to go to the grocery store and get breakfast cereal with marshmallows.
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@therealcliffyb Wouldn’t it be cheeky if they could get everyone’s console to boot up with the OG Xbox intro just for a day? I’d be in tears.
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It's the same logo, just with a treatment. Logos are done as the bare bones black and white and later they figure out what treatment to use.
It's not a new logo, it's a *treatment* of the old one.
The Act Man@TheActMan_YT
The New Xbox logo is literally bringing the color and life back to the brand
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@mycorrectview Wow. What a dumb human. Eat Shit, stupid ass.
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@DemocraticWins What a dumb polling! Of course, the US is at war for about 6 weeks.
Do the polling again after prices drop!
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BREAKING: Stunning new polling reveals that Donald Trump’s approval rating on handling the economy is the lowest of any President in American history at this point in their term. Make sure every American sees this.
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@PeachyHooch I call an awful lot of people a Cunt for someone who respects women.
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I sure mutter “stupid bitch” under my breath an awful lot for someone who identifies as feminist.
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@ImBreckWorsham Shut the fuck up. Only a fucking absolute idiot couldn’t see this coming. Fuck you and everything you believe in.
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The weakest comments in my social media are "You voted for this."
That is SUCH a weak, pathetic comment.
Yes. I did.
Yes, I worked this guy's campaign.
I OWN it.
But have you NEVER made a mistake?
Never broken up with someone because you realized you were dating the wrong person?
Never quit a job that wasn't right for you?
Never bought something and had to return it because it didn't work?
Sit down.
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@atensnut You’re an ugly fat Cunt. Bet you haven’t had good dick in 30 years. If ever. Honestly, I wouldn’t fuck you with a dog’s dick.
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🎯 AMEN! Congressman Tony Nehls says, “I voted for Donald J Trump to be President…. NOT the Pope.”
Love the cigar. 😂
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If he can tax the second homes of millionaires, that are worth $5M or more, that means it’s only a matter of time before he goes after the second homes of average, hard working, everyday Americans that are barely making it.
Diabolical.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
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@CharlieReu89745 @mtgreenee Shut the fuck up. I’ve seen what you Christian’s value. Most of you would rather praise this giant orange jackass and cover up child rape. Fuck off.
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@mtgreenee The amount of hate in the comments is insane, especially when considering a good many of you claim to be Christians.
We were warned about trying to serve two masters…
It’s not too late to get back on the road of salvation.
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