Princess of Suburbia

@DeltaSassy There is one other photo. I believe these were taken at Frogmore House. The house she thought she was getting.

𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫: I’m sorry but there were never any ‘stand alone’ photos of Markle wearing this Ralph & Russo $75,000 gown for official engagement photos that were shot in December 2017 and published in Town & Country magazine except this INSANE DOUBLE CLAW+ one. But my question was meant to ask: Who wore it better?🤦‍♀️

My Bassett/ Boston terrier used to hunt chipmunks. She got one in a pipe in the yard & kept jumping from end to end to get it. Never succeeded. She did get a possum, a crow, a squirrel & a mouse. For a little dog, she was a big hunter. PS - she didn't 💀☠️ the possum. Just stunned it, much to my relief.

Chia found a rat hole… she’s been like this for 10 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 She does come up for air every few minutes then goes back down, I’ve tried telling her that it already came out the other side, but she’s having none of it 🤣 🐀

@ARamblingRoyal An ex- husband

There are so many things that Meghan has that Princess Catherine’s does not.I will start with a “Yacht Girl” past 😆

@Remisagoodboy Is this chartreuse? Or yellow? I love how simple buy dressy it looks.

Another look and also from La Vie Style House

The newest Mrs. Trump has posted more photos to Instagram, but still no wedding photos. Personally, I am already enjoying Bettina’s fun fashion sense and look forward to many years of watching her style. #FirstFamilyFashion

@Yaasbiag Chris Andersen was MM ghost writer, IMO.

Started reading this last night, this paragraph sums up the tone of the book from the start. I believe the Ferkle had a hand in writing this book. This guy doesn’t like the RF let alone respect them. I’m finding it spiteful and derogatory so far.

@mit53564 @ARamblingRoyal It was OK when he was wooing her. They wanted a few rooms at Windsor Castle & supposedly the late Queen said, "no" w/ no discussion.

@ARamblingRoyal This is Nottingham Cottage, a sweet little fairy-tale cottage with 2 beds, 1 bath on the grounds of Kensington Palace. Seems like an ideal honeymoon cottage to me, but then I'm not a narcissist with delusions of grandeur.

This little shack given to Harry & Meghan (that Oprah was shocked by how tiny it was)will be subdivided into 2 homes. It is 5,089 sq ft-5 bedrooms,4 bathrooms,a nursery, kitchen, and living areas Situated within 33 acres of private, landscaped gardens adjoining Windsor Castle.

It sounds like he wants to be treated like a royal, but not be part of the Windsor family. Is he trying to set up his own fifedom? Is he going to try & go to battle w/ them? I still think he plans to write a 2nd book. I think the Catherine book that Christopher Anderson just released was actually written by the #Sohoho & #Sparry. It was all one-sided. Kate made Meghan cry. It was Kate & Willy's fault that H wore the Nazi uniform. No acceptance of blame.

I have been reading that. Henry Dumbarton wants to return to the UK and carry out a role outside of the RF but still as a Royal. This sounds to me like the half in half out his wife wanted. How would he bring his awful sidekick back to the uk, she is despised. Money must be tight

@alt_w_v_g You could've said she is your current wife. My husband used that line once & I replied that yes, I was his current wife, but he's my practice husband.

Took my wife to the company dinner tonight She stepped away to use the restroom Came back mid-conversation with the CFO and his wife I said "and this is my first wife" Because she is. That is a fact. She looked at the ceiling Set her drink down Walked to the car I still don't know what I did wrong I was being accurate

@amyforsandiego @spencerpratt @nithyavraman Figures she's also encouraging littering.

In response to @spencerpratt’s viral campaign videos, his socialist opponent @nithyavraman just dropped an amateurish video encouraging her supporters to destroy the personal property of neighbors who support Spencer.

@ShumBaloo @itslinklauren Except these have wicks.

@itslinklauren From that Chinese wholesale site Ali Baba Looks very familiar doesn't it?

It’s been brought to my attention that Meghan Markle is now selling “luxury matches.” As the recipient of an As Ever wickless candle, what am I supposed to light with those matches? She gave up being British royalty to sell matches and orange marmalade. That is a fall from grace. 😂

You asked how we got here as a society. We got her when women considered it demeaning for a man to hold the door open for her. Or when a man pulled your chair out. Men have been feminized. I'm not anti-feminist, but anthropologically, a man is the protrcter, & hunter-gatherer. If you remove all of his jobs & reason for being, you have to expect him to be lost, confused & cautious.

Went on a date to the movies and this man asked me if I wanted snacks. I said yes I'll have popcorn with jalapeños. He said oh you want me to buy your popcorn. I just looked at him for a second. You asked me if I wanted snacks. I told you what snack I wanted. And now we're here. I said oh you don't want to buy it? That's fine I'll get it myself. And I did. I bought my own popcorn with jalapeños and did not think about him for the rest of that interaction. I need someone to explain to me how we got here as a society. You asked. I answered. That's how the snack question works. You don't ask someone if they want something and then act surprised when they say yes. That's not a trick question I'm supposed to dodge. You opened that door. I genuinely don't know what answer he was looking for. Was I supposed to........

@LynnetteRoss11 @ViQueenie I call her #Sohoho & him #Sparry.

@ViQueenie I refer to the gruesome twosome as H & MM in posts to social media because I refuse to give them the courtesy of their names, given the way they disrespected the late Queen Elizabeth II & the late Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, as well as the numerous lies H & MM have told.

The “nicknames” Meghan uses for her husband and children always feel intentional to me. Harry becomes “H.”
Lilibet becomes “Lil.”
Archie becomes “Arch.” Everyone gets shortened, minimized, reduced to abbreviations, while she remains “Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.” Why? Because IMO it’s part of her need to position herself above everyone else. It’s subtle, but telling. Harry, Archie and Lili are blood royals by birth. Meghan is not. So instead of elevating her family, she constantly seems to diminish them, bring them down a peg and strip away the weight and history attached to their names. It comes across as demeaning, disrespectful and frankly a little transparent.

@DMs275206 @MolliesMama_ I never understood why he was there. Was there a connection to Meghan? Was he close to the family? If you're doing something like bringing in your own preacher, isn't it someone who knows you personally?

@MolliesMama_ I’m American, I got up early to watch it live. I had the same reaction. The preacher… was excessive. The royals aren’t used to their pastor calling down fire and brimstone. We see it all the time here, religious nuts. I’m sure it seemed even crazier to them.

I don't think I've ever been to a wedding where either the groom or bride's family or guests snickered, grinned, did not watch or made it obviously clear they were 100% against the wedding during the ceremony as the Royal Family did during Harry and Megsy's $35M+ taxpayer funded 'spectacle' of a wedding as Megsy described it😠 This is a family and Aristocratic guests with the utmost proper etiquette in manners. That's how bad that joke of a wedding it was. They all knew!!

@ok6ixx Mango views you as the alpha. It could also be the tone you used.

My roommate got a new puppy and he's trying to train it. The puppy, a golden retriever named Mango, is adorable but absolutely chaotic. My roommate is trying to teach him to sit. Roommate: "Mango, sit." Mango: *just stares at him* Roommate: "Sit, Mango. Sit." Mango: *wags tail* Roommate: "MANGO. SIT." Mango: *runs in a circle* This goes on for like 10 minutes. I'm sitting on the couch watching this disaster unfold. Me: "Maybe he's not ready yet." Roommate: "No, he's smart. He can do this. Mango, SIT." Mango: *lays down* Roommate: "THATS NOT SITTING." He tries a different approach and grabs a treat. Roommate: "Okay, Mango, look. Treat. You want the treat? Sit and you get the treat." Mango: *jumps up and snatches the treat out of his hand and runs away* Roommate: "MANGO, NO!" I'm dying laughing at this point. My roommate looks at me. Roommate: "You think you can do better?" Me: "I mean... probably not, but watching you fail is entertaining." Roommate: "Oh yeah? Try it then." I get up and walk over to Mango. Me: "Mango, sit." Mango immediately sits. Roommate: "WHAT." Me: "Good boy, Mango!" Roommate: "HOW DID YOU DO THAT." Me: "I have no idea." My roommate spent the next hour trying to figure out why Mango listens to me but not him. We still don't have an answer. Mango just likes me better I guess.

@bornfirstkindly I read it. I swear he used "Spare" as source material. That's like using Wikipedia. It reads like #Sohoho & #Sparry used Anderson as their ghost writer.

Christopher Anderson blames Catherine for Harry's racist Nazi outfit, that she thought it as funny. He also claims that William was so drunk that he could barely stand up at the wedding. He says that W&C were planting stories about H&M even though they knew Markle was threatening to off herself. Yet he claims that this book is extremely respectful of Princess Catherine. He laughs thru this interview every time he calls her 'Kate'. Christopher Anderson is an egotistical pig. His interview is linked below. Please listen.

@ARamblingRoyal Schemer.

This is a tough one. Only one word? 😂 😈Egocentric 😈

@nancytsidley @StephanieSidley Can someone tell her to either tie the apron lower or just wear a full apron over her chest.

Here’s your proof that Meghan Markle knows the ONLY things that will get her failed brand attention are Harry and the kids. That’s it.

I'm in the US. If my friend did this, I would tell her, "The IRS-approved standard business mileage rate in the US is .725 cents per mile." It's was approx 250 miles to your wedding. So, by my calculations, it cost me $181. You can either pay me $140 or we call it even & never speak of this or anything else again. Good luck.

Qu’en pensez-vous. Une dame écrit. 😳 L’été dernier, je suis allée au mariage d’une amie d’enfance. J’ai fait 400 km, payé l’hôtel et mis 100 € dans l’urne pour participer à leur voyage de noces. On était super contents pour eux ! 💍✨ Ce matin, je reçois un mail groupé de la mariée : "Coucou tout le monde ! On a fait les comptes et avec l’inflation, le traiteur nous a coûté plus cher que prévu. Comme on n'a pas atteint notre budget pour les Maldives, on demande à chaque invité un complément de 30 € pour couvrir les frais du repas." 😳😤 Pardon ?! On m’invite à une fête et je reçois une facture de régularisation six mois plus tard ? Je suis la seule à trouver ça hallucinant ? Vous feriez quoi à ma place ? Je paye ou je coupe les ponts ?

@LairdOfThManor Is it just me, or does he look like a grown-up Prince Louis? I remember that when she was younger, Princess Charlotte looked like a younger Lady Sarah.

Arthur Chatto is the first cousin once removed of King Charles III. His mother, Lady Sarah Chatto, is the daughter of Princess Margaret, who was the sister of Queen Elizabeth II.🇬🇧👑🎩

@123workerbee One bite of this mess & you will be wearing it. Can someone please tell her to stop trying to make flower sprinkles, aka guinea pig food, a thing.

Is this a scone my British friends? And would you eat it with honey and flower sprinkles?