Stueymon 🐁

Watch out for Just Answer. Co. UK They're dodgy fuckers who try to trick people into starting a trial that costs £5 then charge your £50 per month.

@harleyxwest I used to date a girl with HH cups and I looked after her with a passion

The CONS of dating a girl with 34DDs 👇🏻👇🏻 And yes I have a free 🌶️ page

@raethehater You would vote for Trump wouldn't you?

if u cry bc ur told to eat a burger i think u should have to go to boot camp

It's a beautiful evening

Do you ever find yourself wealthier than you thought you were and are too freaked out to spend it? Because that's happening to me now

@cruxlust I'm the same with my knob. Hard to put such a beast back in the cage so I just let the python hang out

i’ve gotten to the point where if i’m wearing an open chest dress and a titty pops out, i’m just gonna let it hang man. no use in trying to put it back if it’s gonna flop back out again.

Mum likes her pizza extra crispy

@gnukeith Strictly speaking anything with mass has gravity but you need a lot to be able exert a force like a planet. Really it's the swallowing action itself that sucks it down so it's biology over physics.

Stupid question, is there gravity inside the body because like how are they able to swallow stuff?

@Oluchiisxn As far as I'm aware it's not impossible for two O's to have a type A baby. Unlikely yeah but not to the point this show is implying. Is this Desperate Housewives?

How does her and her husband have different blood type from their daughter

@Triple_Takeover @ToyboxSoapbox Spaghetti, emerald, trepidation

How would you explain this toy in three words or less? You can hear our thoughts on Big Horn (and Bonecrusher) in our latest Beast Wars miniseries!

In Hawai‘i during Thanksgiving Weekend 2021, the US Navy exposed 93,000 people to jet fuel-contaminated water - a majority of them Military families. Command lied to their own people until they posted pics of babies covered in rashes and videos lighting their tap water on fire.

Emma Thompson and Alan Rickman friendship >>>

@ToyboxSoapbox And shoot them in the face

"I'm gon' send him to outer space, to find another race".

@vxylily Vodka. I didn't say it was a good choice.

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

bro passing the torch 😭

Scientists are using paediatricians’ blood to develop new cold treatments, as constant exposure to illness means it contains more potent antibodies.

@ManyATrueNerd Gotta get the Domino's in somehow

My favourite thing about more open RPGs is how awful the Bad Guy's security is if you look around thoroughly. Seriously, Lord Doomsnarl, I could overlook the unlocked rear door, but an open roof hatch, a secret tunnel from the ruins AND a password that four people in town know?

@harleyxwest Uranium cookie

put my cup size in my pinned tweet. hope it lands me a boyfriend. :D any guesses before you peek?