Emily Vortherms

@KAsfeldt Okay. Internet pass for now.

@StuffEmily_Says No, I watched it with English subtitles

Very thankful for Squid Game, because it proved me wrong and I actually can watch things with subtitles and still absorb the acting

I was google-mapping my own corner and found this. Anybody who says New York isn’t the best can blurred-out fuck off.

@KAsfeldt Idk, Twitter tells me that matters

@KAsfeldt Did you watch it in English though?

Me waiting for the “line” for John Mulaney tickets to start moving again:

PSA: if you’re now planing to wear heels that haven’t seen the light of day for two years, be prepared for your feet to both swell and scream aloud like an agitated puffer fish

Trying to figure out why people think canceling student loan debt incentivizes bad behavior but also think that tRump is smart for dodging taxes.....

Can confirm: you can tell people are smiling behind masks.

Biden campaign also going up on Comedy Central and Adult Swim with this animated climate change focused ad

Re-watching Inside Out and I think Bill Hader as Fear yelling “boo, pick a plot line” is basically 2020.

I’m obsessed with her. twitter.com/amarse/status/…

25 days. Let’s win this thing.

its not that deep: trump is a white supremecist and biden is a life raft. im not in the business of waiting on the perfect life raft. ill take it. vote against racism, anti semitism, LGBT attacks and vote FOR the environment and a future. once thats done we can build the ship.

I don’t ever want to hear how a woman is “too emotional” to be president. #Debates2020

Over the past 15 years, Trump paid more for sex than he did in taxes.

Working class Republicans be like “Its ok 45 paid almost no taxes, as I too will exploit a rigged tax code when I am a billionaire, which The Great Gatsby assured me in 10th grade was absolutely possible”

This sleazy Supreme Court double-dealing is the last gasp of a corrupt Republican leadership, numb to its own hypocrisy. The last gasp of a billionaire-fueled party that's undemocratically over-represented and desperately clinging to power in order to impose its extremist agenda.

Also, the pheasant is SDs state bird which is some cinematic irony if I’ve ever seen it

Ever bought a pair of $3 earrings and thought “yeah I could base a whole personality off these sure why not nothing else has worked”

"i can't wear a mask because i have breathing problems" ok i have a big fat tonka truck earth shattering ass but i still wears pants so..