Stupifff

Now that the dust has settled, I wanted to share my biggest trade win, ever: $TRUMP When @realDonaldTrump dropped the tweet, I was at lunch. I saw it on my feed about 20minutes after it came out and immediate thought was: "LOL the scammers hacked the President's twitter, this will be entertaining." Market cap was $3B. I went back to finishing my lunch. As I finish eating, I refresh my Dexscreener: WHAT THE FUCK? My entire port has nuked. I'm down multiple salaries while I finished this meal. Fight of Flight kicks in. 👇🧵

@ExcelBaller @avaxjesus Holy shit inject this into my veins

@Garfoldd Hype zec near

I need a disgusting financial win

@Don_The_Wonton Business, apparently

> Checks Meridian Twitter > Three AI slop tweets since $100k > Checks Brooks Twitter > Zero AVAX tweets since free 100k I can’t believe y’all let this outsider chick come in and enter slop, while entering 5 other hackathons at the same time with slop. Shame on everyone involved

ok so here are my full thesis on $NEAR and why i believe it's still insanely undervalued near intents did 542k unique paying users in the last 30 days. half a million ppl paid actual fees to use the product. no points farm no airdrop hopium no incentives subsidizing volume. they paid because it WORKS now you stack the rest: - $19.2b cumulative swap volume - $33.5m in real protocol fees - 25.6m total swaps executed - $51m+ daily volume running rn - usdt and usdc are 53% of 24h flow which means agentic stablecoin commerce is live in production most of crypto talks about yield, token gets airdropped stake to earn 200% apy price dumps the second emissions stop exit liq acquired well near intents is the opposite shape users pay fees because the product works fees route into $near buybacks loop closes without subsidy 542k paying users. $33.5m in fees. $3.1b mcap. ZERO unlocks ever. now lets talk about why $near fits both in privacy x AI meta privacy meta: every privacy coin uses near intents. near is the picks and shovels of the entire privacy run so far. ironclaw and venice.ai integration brings confidential computing aka verifiable private ai inference. if privacy keeps running near eats regardless of which coin wins the surface narrative (see where i am getting at?) ai meta: near has been heads down on ai for 4 years from a blockchain angle. they were the only crypto chain invited to the nvidia conference. not pay to play. personally invited by nvidia. that doesnt happen by accident so you have a chain that: - is foundational infra for the two hottest narratives in crypto (ai and privacy) - ships a product doing $51m+ daily volume with no incentives - routes real fees into buybacks - has zero unlocks ever - sits at $3.1b mcap yes sure there is dilution. but even at current inflated supply $10 is ath fdv. thats 3-4x from here just to retag ath while they execute on the two narratives the entire market is rotating into ai agent revenue hasnt even started flowing yet. intents is already cash flow positive without it. when agentic commerce scales near is the rails everything runs on that's pretty much it, thanks for reading my yapping end talk - Loshmi

@ExcelBaller looks hot

> The community needs a generational cook, give them a $HOTEMIN Summer

@Garfoldd such a random link up

Is that the dude who killed Bin Laden? lmao

@DegenerateNews @HyperliquidX @binance This chart will go forever up and to the right

BREAKING: @HyperliquidX HITS NEW ATH IN FUTURES MARKET SHARE VS @binance - 16.28% SOURCE: hyperscreener.asxn.xyz/comparison

Think ETF flows for $HYPE are going to massively surprise to the upside. Have had multiple friends in Tradfi call me and tell me they think owning HYPE here is more asymmetric than owning Semiconductor stocks for now. The REAL rally is just beginning.

@0xhyperfury @HighCoinviction Did you just call someone out for selling 1% of their holdings lmao

@HighCoinviction Are you running distraction while literally dumping on retail?

@0xMerp this week

$70 feels imminent

@WholesomeMeme bye macncheese

@coopernicus01 It's @JustnThePhotog

who is the biggest zcash:native bull and why?

you say this until you make 20k

@PolyPup nice dude!

Excited to finally launch our build games project in the next few weeks. Socials going live this week. I'm pretty excited for the tech side where you can buy from any other EVM chain in a single click instead of having to deal with bridges. All funds will flow to $AVAX without users even knowing.

@Tradermayne its usually the people who never pay 54% tax that are defensive of the 54% tax

This is why Canada is cooked. These are real people who vote. Completely brainwashed.

BREAKING: hyperliquid:native FLIPS dogecoin:native IN MARKET CAP SOURCE: coinmarketcap.com

@VirtualQuery Sold the acc??

Nice rebrand of the Gaming on Avax Twitter.

dude with a 4-fig portfolio is clowning on loracle’s (hedged) $hype short

@huberteron Flips SOL

@Stupifff What's your next bull price?

A few weeks back I set a "bull market price" limit sell for $HYPE we're already there today lmao cancelled and moved that order up

@solventx_ Exactly

@Stupifff Still needs to flip solana, job not done