I am Euphoria but not the HBO show

Being brutally honest & open about my rectal issues that led to me having a colostomy bag is something I’m proud of as it helped me cope with it all. The crude jokes, shit puns & casually talking to strangers about my fucked arse has resulted in some amazing conversations.

@ThreeUKSupport trying to contact 3. Chat unavailable and when I call, I cannot select options as it isn’t registering when I press the number option I need. Urgently need to contact 3 to query my extortionate bill and get an extension or I’ll be cut off in 24 hours.

@Ceridweeeen Love you don’t I 🖤 I’m not looking like this currently. More like waynetta slob 😂😂 xx

2016-NOW. Glow up? 100%.

No. Sorry. They are not “collateral damage” they are human beings who happen to have been born there and live there and most of those human beings are stuck there. Have some compassion, they are Palestinians not buildings or roads or things, they are human beings and so are the hostages whose lives you may also be destroying. They aren’t “collateral damage” either. “Netanyahu Calls Palestinians ‘Collateral Damage’ As Israel Destroys Gaza” huffpost.com/entry/benjamin…

@SuellaBraverman No mention of Islamophobia sky rocketing. But of course you wouldn’t mention that because it would mean implicating yourself.. you knew full well what you were doing when you weaponised the far rights Islamic hatred against anyone who condemns Israel’s actions in Palestine

The sick, inflammatory and, in some cases, clearly criminal chants, placards and paraphernalia openly on display at the march mark a new low. Antisemitism and other forms of racism together with the valorising of terrorism on such a scale is deeply troubling. 2/3

Our brave police officers deserve the thanks of every decent citizen for their professionalism in the face of violence and aggression from protesters and counter protesters in London yesterday. That multiple officers were injured doing their duty is an outrage. 1/3

@kezurgh @theashrb I’m not trying to argue with you as I agree with you lol. It’s just funny that the right wing think it makes any difference that the pic is not recent. Like they’ve suddenly lasered off their swastika tatts and became better people because suella called them decent lol

@SublimeU4ea @theashrb I'm not disputing that. She literally said the picture was from today which it wasn't and she got community noted. She's not doing the misinformation rumours any favours.

Aunty’s picture game >>>>>

@JohnSmi26267745 @Wolfismithbrake @StanCollymore There was a memorial taking place at the time so when a large group of drunk & loud men turned up, the police had valid concerns they would disrupt the memorial service so they kept the barriers in place.

@Wolfismithbrake @SublimeU4ea @StanCollymore They clearly were, or there would have been no police line to push through.

To the human detritus charging towards the cenotaph, all you've done is offend the families of those who served in real wars, not the ones that live in your Green St fantasies on away days. You're no patriots, you're mostly morbidly obese old men trying to capture former Green St glories, with gullible teenagers in tow. Remembering my Grandad Thomas Dunning, Sergeant, King's Shropshire Light Infantry, Ypres and Somme campaigns. Survived both having being gassed and shot twice. Remembering my Great Uncle's Pricare Thomas Teece and Private Samuel Teece. Killed aged 27 and 19 in the Somme campaign. Remembering my Uncle Donald Dunning, merchant seaman, Canada run. Survived. Remembering my Uncle Douglas Dunning, Royal Engineers, Desert Rats, North Africa Campaign. Survived. Remembering those of all faith, colours and creeds who fought in both wars, your sacrifice will never be forgotten. Lest we forget.

@kezurgh @theashrb Diane is right to say the photo is of someone suella classes as “decent British people”. The far right have aligned themselves with Israel out of hatred for Islam. It’s like right wing antisemitism is forgotten about

@SublimeU4ea @theashrb I know it's just people are already onto Diane for misinformation and she's tweeted it saying that it from yesterday. A lot of politicians make mistakes but certain people are onto her more than other for obvious reasons.

Hi Everyone, my name is JAMIE TURNER and I am in no way affiliated to JAMES THOMAS of JT Landscaping. My company is called JT Landscape services LTD and we are based in Northampton. I am receiving a lot of threats wrongly. Please share so this is directed at the right person.

@QueensSpeechUK @Femi_Sorry Right wing Tommy Robinson & his followers have a history of being antisemitic. TR aligning with Israel is purely out of hatred for Islam.

@Femi_Sorry The left-leaning press and tools like Femi have been inciting antisemitism and support for terrorism for weeks. THIS IS DARVO! WHAT IS WRONG WITH FEMI?!

Our Home Secretary just incited a January 6th style storming of government locations, by the far-right. And our "top journalists" are only focusing on if she broke protocol by not getting sign off! This was TERRORISM! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!! #bbclaurak #trevorphillips

@BeeNubian I’d probably add garlic butter fried mushrooms, a piece of cheese on toast, two more rashers of bacon and it’s definitely not everyone’s choice but I prefer tinned tomatoes over fresh with a fry up as I can dip everything in them lol.

Freshly sliced tomatoes and spring onions with me 😂

@HillBil93546 @adilray Of the 150 pro Palestine protesters detained, police made some arrests after fireworks were aimed at police. So it’s not 2 tier policing really is it

@HillBil93546 @adilray They’re not. Police can detain people if they suspect an offence has been committed and it can lead to arrest or letting them go.

@HillBil93546 @adilray Detained, not arrested.

@kezurgh @theashrb Regardless of the year the photo is from, it represents the people suella is calling “decent British people”

@theashrb That picture is from 2016 tho FFS.

@englishpat1971 @sanatani_kiran @metpoliceuk 😂😂😂 good one.

@SublimeU4ea @sanatani_kiran @metpoliceuk

London 🇬🇧 today: Freedom fighters* vs Hooligans** *Freedom fighters: Pro-Palestinians who call for massacre of Jews **Hooligans: British patriots who care about their country @metpoliceuk is nowhere in sight, as always.

@englishpat1971 @sanatani_kiran @metpoliceuk It’s pretty well documented.

@SublimeU4ea @sanatani_kiran @metpoliceuk this is inaccurate

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