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We are so fucking back!

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@AndriaDont99498 What happens when your pet needs a specialist for medical treatment, or emergency care? You’re upset about fair prices for standard care. How will you deal with an advanced issue or accident?
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Iliftfordoughnuts@AndriaDont99498·
Things poor people aren't allowed to do : Own a pet Go out to eat. Ever. At all. Have children. Live in anything more than a studio. Drive a car. Eat junk food. Use nicotine. Anything but breathe. If you do any of these things, someone snarky is sure to tell you 1) You don't deserve it. And 2 ) That's why you're poor.
Trainman34110@Trainman34110

@AndriaDont99498 Because they are determined to take one more point of joy from the middle class - (pet ownership), just more demoralization from our ruling class.

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TechOperator@TechOperator·
With Tesla's new '26 Spring Update, Recent Dashcam footage can now extend up to 24 hours & you can save any clip for permanent storage. Which large-format Dashcam USB drive do you prefer?
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Tamana Jobb@TamanaJ·
@SuboptimalAGI @HypergolicMrs @SteezyyTommyy @AndriaDont99498 I took two cats into my local shelter at the time to get them fixed. A female was around 90 male around 65 plus you can get a vaccine if you wanted too. Shelters jacked the price up and sometimes made you keep the animal over night. There was no lab fee at the shelter.
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Iliftfordoughnuts@AndriaDont99498·
Why is is always " Don't get a pet if you can't afford it " And never - Vets are predatory and there's no reason for a neuter to cost $500.
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Disenfranchised Human@HypergolicMrs·
@SuboptimalAGI @SteezyyTommyy @AndriaDont99498 There are no lab fees/pharmaceutical costs for a standard surgical sterilization. The antibiotics and nsaids used for recovery are cheap. If it were truly that expensive, county animal shelters wouldn’t be charging $50 adoption fees for animals the county paid to sterilize.
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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
I bought a Switch 2 and an Xbox Series S this week. Sony can’t compete.
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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
@tmorello And now you just suck the cock of whatever politician has a (D) next to their name.
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Tom Morello@tmorello·
Today’s the 30th anniversary of RATM’S um, ‘memorable’ performance on SNL. There was a fight onstage between our crew and SNL stage hands moments before our performance, wrestling over some upside down American flags which adorned our amps. Timmy C then attacked host/billionarie/presidential candidate Steve Forbes’ family in the dressing room with a wadded up flag. Secret Service flooded the hallways. SNL cut (censored?) our second song and kicked us out onto the sidewalk. Evil Empire entered the Billboard Album Chart at #1.
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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
@Krissa_Kray_ It’s a “real estate and crypto investor”. So a bot or a guy who last saw a vagina when he popped out of one.
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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
@Krissa_Kray_ @ExxAlerts I don’t understand why they didn’t just shoot the guy. That dog should not have had to face an armed psychopath.
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E X X ➠A L E R T S@ExxAlerts·
ALERT: San Diego police release K9 on a man who reportedly stabbed a parking attendant in the head with a wooden cane. Lathapoun Keovongsa allegedly stabbed a parking attendant twice in the head in a parking lot in downtown San Diego. Authorities located Keovongsa, wielding a 6-foot wooden cane, and used non-lethal rounds and a K9 officer to subdue him. The parking lot attendant was brought to a hospital for treatment in non-life-threatening condition. 📹: east_village_doers | IG
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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
@Krissa_Kray_ Joey Twosocks is very upset by this news. He’s decided to rekindle his relationship with Lisa Managerie, despite her infidelity with Rob Johnson.
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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
@Protect_Wldlife I’d make sure he never saw a day in prison. This isn’t indicative of a lesser punishment.
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PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE@Protect_Wldlife·
The Seattle doggy daycare employee who beat a dog to death will only spend 3-months in jail. Dejean Bowens pleaded guilty to first degree animal cruelty for killing a black lab that was in his care at the Lazy Dog Crazy Dog boarding facility in Ballard Aug. 2025. Bowens kept the attack going even after the Black Lab, named Mitch, was whimpering and hiding from him. Bowens received the max sentence per Washington state law. RIP Mitch 💔😢.
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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
@salimforva Thanks for proving that when we allowed to import the third world, we got it.
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Hakeem Jeffries@RepJeffries·
Statement on the Serious Accusations against Rep. Eric Swalwell.
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@DraftyBastard They need something to do since the Swalwell campaign won’t be able to pay them for appearances anymore.
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@DocStrangelove2 I thing he should be chased through the woods, have his mouth taped shut, and then meet a similar end.
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Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2·
This might seem extreme to some, but probation is not enough. Cruelty to animals is a huge red flag. Someone like that usually doesn’t “learn their lesson”, they escalate.
tara houska ᔖᐳᐌᑴ@zhaabowekwe

Cody Roberts filmed himself chasing a 9-month old female wolf on a snowmobile, laughing at her terror & exhaustion, repeatedly hitting her. He duct-taped her mouth, brought her to a bar. For hours, people took photos as she bled to death. Then he shot her. 2 yrs probation.

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Suboptimal@SuboptimalAGI·
@Krissa_Kray_ I have my wife and pets. I just don’t have anyone waiting for me to die so they get an inheritance.
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