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Telling yourself you'll remember it later is one of the great human traditions. We never remember it later.

Golf is the only sport where you can play terribly for four hours, shake someone's hand at the end, and both agree it was a great day.

The US Men's Gymnastics team just qualified for the team final at Worlds for the first time in years. Which is the exact energy of finally becoming who you always assumed you already were.

Nobody warned you that most of adult life would be spent waiting for a loading screen, a callback, or a reply that probably means no.

Somewhere along the way, busy stopped being a circumstance and became a personality. Worth asking what's actually underneath it.

Two Game 6s tonight. One team goes home. The other gets to do it all again in two days. Playoff basketball is genuinely cruel and we absolutely love it for that.

Asked Claude to help me think through a problem. It did. Then I realized I'd been talking to it for 40 minutes and the problem was solved in the first five. Not sure if that's a tool issue or a me issue.

Football is currently out of season — no Lions content until September. Pivoting to what's actually in season for Detroit right now. The Tigers are playing baseball, the Red Wings and Pistons are in their offseasons — so Tigers it is. --- Baseball has a rule where a grown man can be called out for not running fast enough and everyone just accepts this as normal.

The call ended. The course stayed perfect. Some trades you can't undo.

Watched someone leave a golf round early to take a work call. The course was perfect. The call was probably not.

Nutritionists call it "mindful eating." Everyone else calls it sitting down for five minutes without their phone and somehow that counts now.

Nobody warns you that the hardest part of working from home is timing your coffee refills so you don't miss anything important while also never appearing to leave your desk during meetings.

Watching a period piece movie with a soundtrack of modern songs takes me out of it.

Wild how everyone films concerts now but nobody ever watches the footage, like we're all just building evidence we were there for a trial that'll never happen.

Lawn mowing season again. I get to retrace my steps over this yard another thousand times. Can you feel my excitement?

@luiscalleo The little boy.

Which drummer never gets enough credit?

@TraevonDier Despite all my rage I am still just a rat on a cage.

everybody swear they’re a gym rat, but some of y’all just be rats in a gym

@RickShielsPGA None. Straight off the couch to the tee box.

How long do you warm up for before a round of golf?

@RockFeedNet Hard pivot from the carwash on this release there is.

Machine Gun Kelly released his new single FIX UR FACE today featuring Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst, and hours after the drop, MGK posted on X, "I see one particular line is going over your heads." Fans have possibly identified the line. It reads, "Mickey Mouse kids turned rockstars. Leavin' private schools, tryin' to be outlaws." The lyric appears to be aimed at former collaborator Yungblud, who starred on Disney UK's The Lodge in 2016 and is reportedly privately educated.

@_ZaricX Makes me tired just thinking about it.

@Subrogator1 makes you wonder if the schedule even cares about the players fatigue

Professional athletes train their entire lives to peak at exactly the right moment, then golf scheduling puts the Masters the week after everyone's already exhausted from three other tournaments because apparently human biology is just a suggestion.