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@becky_rah @TSA_NewEngland @BostonLogan @MassStatePolice The straw manufacturer makes that very argument. When contacted for comment they said:

@TSA_NewEngland @BostonLogan @MassStatePolice I just took about 6 metal straws through TSA at Logan- but they didn’t have the one beveled end. Guess one angled cut makes all the difference… but one could argue a cross pen could be a weapon as well. 🤷‍♀️

@TravelBohemian @itsJeffTiedrich @CNN Very original, uncle Chester.

@itsJeffTiedrich @CNN Great question. Why do they allow Biden on their network?

what kind of shithole network gives a confessed insurrectionist, serial sexual predator, real estate scammer, classified document thief and tax cheat free air time in which to spread his message of hate. what the fuck, @CNN

That’s a threat to kill for (checks notes) knocking on a door. (Good luck at Girl Scout Cookie Time, kiddos)

@laurenboebert Oh, shut the fuck up, Princess.

Another bank has just collapsed on Biden’s watch. That’s three major bank failures since March. Time for Biden to understand he’s destroying our economy and correct course… unless destroying the economy is his actual goal.

@TheHangingJowl @helloremux @StephenKing The 90s TV adaptation of The Stand was relatively faithful, Ish.

@helloremux @StephenKing It's actually spelled how I spelled it FYI. Maximum Overdrive was nothing like the short story Trucks in the Bachman Books .But then none of the film adaptations were even close to those stories. My specific question was which film version was closest to the book. I like my pick.

I love the fact that #bluecheck has become synonymous with #shitstain pretty much in the span of a few weeks

@Dan_Donovan_17 @TabitaSurge @BrianCharles100 Are YOU the hypothetical child in this scenario who needs a slow, methodical explanation OF GENDER PERCEPTION, sweetie? Maybe an adequate kiddie shrink can also help YOU figure it out. (Don’t waste an adult therapist’s time. You aren’t tall enough to go on that ride.)

@SuckMyTikTok @TabitaSurge @BrianCharles100 You asked a disingenuous question "What is a boy" sure. Yep.

@peltzmann Cuz #ChuckyThrees is getting crowned on quite a day full of natal aspects on top of that eclipse 😈

@peltzmann Lol wait it was CAMILLA who chose this astrological trainwreck timing?

Harry being busy is not the mock you think. He has Archie's party since H's petty step mom set #ConANation on his bday. Also he's a busy man as BetterUp CIO, Invictus & Archewell founder+key member of several orgs. #CharlesTheCruel should be grateful and honoured he even comes 😉

@Bonezzi1969 @rebeccabardess Gosh, I wonder why “she” was “not happy” in “her” marriage.

@rebeccabardess Living in the past isn’t healthy for anyone. Dianna would have never been queen. She was a complex person and not happy in her marriage. Camilla and Charles should have been together from the beginning. They make each other happy. I wish them the best in the future.

In honour of the coming #PrinceArchie4 I changed my profile pic: #PrincessDiana, Queen of People ❤️ & #GoodKingHarry, the only son to inherit her soul, charisma, work ethics and sense of humour. If #QueenDiana were still alive, she and Meghan would be thick as thieves 🤩

@vlazuvius @jkathleen5 I love that he is subverting the “anti-hero” trope, and showing us what it’s like in the real world when misguided men think violence is a business strategy. Walter White and Tony Soprano were NOT PEOPLE TO LOOK UP TO.

Three years ago I was like “oh, a show where Bill Hader plays a hitman who wants to be an actor, that seems funny” and now I’m getting traumatized every Sunday night #Barry

@Heather51181223 DSM has only allowed simultaneous DX of both for about a decade. And now it looks like up to EIGHTY PERCENT overlap between the two conditions. This Semantic Gatekeeping can crawl up Einstein/Tesla/DaVinci’s corpse’s ass & rot.

@hmm_cook “This is a big deal for me and even so, I will never be able to do it without accommodations & assistance, because my nervous system is #actuallydisabled” is another valid “mindset.”

There's a surprisingly big difference between these two mindsets: "This shouldn't be this big of a deal for me," and forcing yourself to deal with it. "This is a big deal for me," and choosing to deal with it. #ActuallyAutistic #lifecoaching #AuDHD

@GrandisBlueHat @JacobBaker613 @StephenKing His rate of writing & publishing is googleable, yanno.

I really wish more people would learn the difference between DESCRIPTION & “cAlLiNg pEoPlE SoMetHing.” Jesus, it’s exhausting. (See also: “Cisgender” is an adjective & a NECESSARY DESCRIPTIVE category. Not “offensive,” a slur, an “identify as,” or a “label.”)

@Dan_Donovan_17 @TabitaSurge @BrianCharles100 You asked a disingenuous question, then made several flaccid misguided attempts at bad reframes & a dunderheaded “gotcha.” No penetration achieved, there, sport.

@SuckMyTikTok @TabitaSurge @BrianCharles100 Lol. Paul Stanley is saying boys can look like THIS and it bothers you. I get it.

Holy shit. President Biden just posted a graphic with the names of House Republicans who voted against veteran services in the debt ceiling package. The Dark Brandon that we saw last night is here to stay & it’s absolutely amazing. This is the Joe Biden we need.

@Dan_Donovan_17 @TabitaSurge @BrianCharles100 “No, you are saying…”

@Dan_Donovan_17 @TabitaSurge @BrianCharles100 Don’t tell me what I’m saying, asshole.