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Sam the Man

@SudnSam

Prolific Writer, most notably of grocery lists. MC/Humidity-Hating Humorist & Community Theater mega, mega mini-star. #Dodgers #Lakers, #Rams Life is Beautiful.

N. of Equator - Southern Cal Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Sam the Man
Sam the Man@SudnSam·
Look who @King_Erich16 and I got to meet yesterday: Why, the great Manny Mota, of course! Oh, and Happy Father's Day to all the great dad's out there, too!
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Lyle Spencer
Lyle Spencer@Spe81558890Lyle·
“Luka put up 40 last night and a nickel (50) tonight,” sez Lantz. Every other NBA TV analyst would be going insane. Stu mildly impressed.
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Lyle Spencer
Lyle Spencer@Spe81558890Lyle·
Lantz has no problem criticizing Luka for any number of things, but has he ever criticized his hero? I don’t listen intently to every telecast but can’t recall hearing it. #Lakers
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NotKennyRogers@NotKennyRogers·
BREAKING: Sources say ABC tried replacing "The Bachelorette" with the widowed wife of Iran's Supreme Leader but she's only 9.
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Ahn Fire Digital@AhnFireDigital·
Sources: Some members of the Houston Rockets regret the Kevin Durant trade “A lot of guys miss Jalen and Dillon,” one source said. “Kevin hasn’t bonded with anyone here yet.” ahnfiredigital.com/nba/houston-ro…
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TheRealThelmaJohnson@TheRealThelmaJ1·
When you need Japan's help probably not the greatest time to be making Pearl Harbor jokes
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Andy Roth@arhooptalk·
I guess you could say that Trump “Pearl Harbor” comment today really bombed
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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
“That’s the first time I’m hearing about Pearl Harbor, so I can’t comment on that.” — Speaker Mike Johnson
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DawgsHQ🐶@DawgsHQz·
@ShaneTuttleNCAA My grandpa also averages 0.0 PPG, does that mean the Lakers gone draft him too?
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Shane Tuttle@ShaneTuttleNCAA·
BREAKING: Arizona G Bryce James will forego the NCAA Tournament to prepare for the 2026 NBA Draft. The freshman guard averages 0.0 PPG and is currently mocked to the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2nd round.
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Lyle Spencer
Lyle Spencer@Spe81558890Lyle·
LeBron James flying dunk, “41 years old!!! “. The first I’ve heard of that. Lol.
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Daractenus@Daractenus·
For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.
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Howard Cole
Howard Cole@Howard_Cole·
Wow, I’m surprised to hear Tim Cates say that Hyeseong Kim “hasn’t done enough” to earn the bulk of playing time at second base. Not sure how he could’ve done anything while away at the WBC. He’s hitting .435/.480/.565 with five steals in five tries and is going to get the strong-side part of the second base platoon.
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DNP Sports
DNP Sports@notthefakeDNP·
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The Chicago Sky plan to sign Angel Reese to a supermax $1,400 contract. The deal includes the use of a 2014 Mazda 6 with 312,000 miles on it.
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Bill Shaikin@BillShaikin·
The Diamondbacks are introducing nachos in a 128-OUNCE size.
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