Michelle Sui

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Michelle Sui

@SuiMichelle

I am an Engineer by day and Comedian at night. Working to affirmative action my way into Comedy Central. I post jokes and things that I find funny.

Katılım Ocak 2016

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Michelle Sui@SuiMichelle·9 Şub

@BethanyAllenEbr 我希望你只是纯傻逼不是杀人放火的傻逼

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Bethany 貝書穎@BethanyAllenEbr·6 Şub

Because of the U.S. funding freezing, the entire global ecosystem of China nonprofits is facing an extinction event. I'm not exaggerating for clicks. This is really what is happening. Read my piece below:

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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський@ZelenskyyUa·26 Nis

我与🇨🇳主席习近平进行了一次长时间而充实的电话沟通。相信，这次通话，以及乌克兰驻华大使的任命将有力推动两国关系的发展。

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Michelle Sui@SuiMichelle·19 Eyl

@dani_grant_92 @taipao_tang @ScipiosHeir @francediplo_EN @JY_LeDrian @florence_parly Please search for Lawrence Wilkerson who is the chief of staff of Secretary of States saying on tape, part the reason why Americans were in Afghanistan was to supply terrorism and disinformation in Uighur Muslim areas of China. So the whole talking of yours is a lie like Iraq.

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France Diplomacy 🇫🇷🇪🇺@francediplo_EN·16 Eyl

France notes the decision just announced by the Australian Government of the halting of the ocean-class #FutureSubmarineProgram [FSP]. This decision is contrary to the letter and spirit of the cooperation which prevailed between 🇫🇷 and #Australia. 👉 fdip.fr/VKaQWT3L

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Michelle Sui@SuiMichelle·28 Ağu

@SAQclJSOz9BTakR @QEkn9vnkgHRF3dj @iingwen In English and japanese only on Twitter as if Taiwan doesn’t use mandarin.

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苦澀的味道@SAQclJSOz9BTakR·23 Ağu

@QEkn9vnkgHRF3dj @iingwen Yeah, The only thing this leader does now is to post on Facebook and Twitter.

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蔡英文 Tsai Ing-wen@iingwen·23 Ağu

Today I got my first shot of #Taiwan’s own Medigen vaccine. Thank you to all our medical workers for making this such a smooth & painless process. I encourage everyone to get vaccinated as soon as possible—vaccines protect you & those around you from COVID-19.

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Michelle Sui@SuiMichelle·27 Ağu

@optc_bb @StupendousGrav1 @JoePalana Lol is that a convo between Xi and Biden?

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Joe Palana@JoePalana·20 Ağu

The reason Winnie the Pooh doesn’t wear pants is because he has no concept of original sin

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Michelle Sui@SuiMichelle·22 Haz

@iingwen @POTUS @StateDept 你忘记台湾有多少人吗？

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蔡英文 Tsai Ing-wen@iingwen·20 Haz

Deeply grateful to the #US, @POTUS & the Biden administration, @StateDept, & our friends in Congress & throughout the country. Your donation of 2.5 million vaccine doses will help save lives, & reflects the true friendship between our countries.

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Michelle Sui@SuiMichelle·10 Haz

@wallacemick Sir you are a freedom fighter. So much respect.

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Mick Wallace@wallacemick·2 Haz

Some people say it's terrible that #US are pulling troops out of #Afghanistan - What were they doing there anyway, apart from destroying it? A War they knew they couldn't win - it ended up as just a means to give Billions to Private Contractors. How sad that #EU were part of it..