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@PoliticalBTC @carlabitcoin Ok simp, only time I let my baby mama play Ark is to do metal runs or feed my babies while I get super drunk

@carlabitcoin My girlfriend and I have been playing Ark Ascended together it’s pretty unreal. Has Sims aspects to it like building, that’s what got her interested. Then of course there is the survival aspect of the game. 10/10 recommend. Or go with Elden Ring. That game is also a 10/10.

I could also use a new open world RPG. Do not say Elden Ring I don’t have the mental energy for that.

Update: transfers are now available but now I have my kid, tonight I’ll get him indoctrinated into my tribe, hope he’s ready to stay up grinding arb

@survivetheark why can’t I travel servers? Only got 15 mins until I gotta pick up my damn kid from my baby momma, tryna make a sale on fb so I can pay my rent, disability checks aren’t hitting

@survivetheark Great I’m already drunk out of my mind, my poor baby rexes are gonna die

We've now resolved the corruption-related crash issue that led to the Official Network being taken offline. Over the past day, we’ve been running controlled server environments on a small number of official servers with enhanced logging to safely reproduce the issue, validate adjustments, and ensure the cleanup logic correctly identifies and resolves these corrupted cases before they can destabilise a server. With the fix now validated, we will begin redeploying the Official Network in approximately 15 minutes. Servers will start coming back online shortly after deployment begins, some servers may take some time so please be patient and some servers may also require a rollback. We know downtime on this scale is disruptive, and we genuinely appreciate your patience while we worked through this. Our priority was bringing the network back stable, not just fast. Once the network is back online, we'll monitor stability and we plan to run a week long EVO event once we're confident all is well. Thanks folks🫀

@bronhateclub @survivetheark Chill bro, can’t let the devs know. Gotta pay for my bong rips somehow

@survivetheark @SullyLetterman is losing money by the minute! Can no longer sell tames. Hope you’re ready for a lawsuit @survivetheark

@survivetheark Not sure what I’m gonna do tonight. If I can’t play ARK then I’ll start drinking, been sober since they came out with Lost Colony

@FuentesUpdates @demongaloid W Fuentes

“Nick, you should really watch Attack on Titan!!!” I will never watch anime. How are you not embarrassed?

@adolfelmer @demongaloid me mum!

Me Mum Died in The Holly - Danny Finkelstein [FULL SONG]

@GlobeEyeNews Based

Dua Lipa ends ties with her manager David Levy over his support for Israel.

@survivetheark Well at least I got something to look forward to this weekend. Just got fired from UPS for getting a DUI. God forbid a nigga sip some malt liquor. Anyways looking for a tribe #unemployed

🦈Helicoprion Release Update The Helicoprion is circling a little longer before it surfaces and its release has shifted to August 29. We’re using the extra time to make sure it’s as sharp as it looks when it joins ASA’s oceans. We can’t wait for you to encounter it in just a couple of days!

@ARKAscendedNews Told my bitch ex wife to take the kids this weekend so I could tame this shit. Woopty fuckin doo Ark good work. Guess I’ll just crush coors banquets instead

Helicoprion joins ARK: Survival Ascended on August 20 as a free creature addition.

My endgame is to radicalize 100K brilliant young American men and one day they can change the course of history. Take this information and learn about the enemy

@LauraLoomer @StateDept Holy pick me

Have you noticed how the woke right Jew haters won’t say “good Job” or “thank you Laura Loomer” because they refuse to give a Jewish person credit for their hard work? They claim to be America First, and when I single handedly get the State Department @StateDept to stop the visas for Gazans from coming into our country, they refuse to acknowledge it’s happening, and they refuse to thank the person who broke the story only because I am Jewish and it shatters their entire claim that Jews are America Last. They claim they don’t hate Jews and that it’s only ISRAEL that they hate. But when you refuse to acknowledge a Jew for their work simply because they are JEWISH, you hate Jews, and you should just own it instead of pretending otherwise. I have done more for America First in the last 48 hours than any of these people in the WOKE RIGHT will do for our country over their entire lives! That’s just a fact. They are all silent now. Isn’t that funny? Crickets from the king gaslighters…. 🦗

@HeavensFX Can we get this fucking game off? I’m tryna watch the Pelicans!!!

Tina Charles takes a swing at AB and it's just a common foul, no review. WTF?!?

@NickJFuentes What do you know about running fat fuck!

Brooooo why does he run like that 💀💀

@demongaloid @CP3 @demongaloid Jonathan, didn’t you boo him the last time he was in New Orleans?

I know these idiots who are in pels media aren’t saying it. @CP3 WE WANT YOU BRUH. COME HOME

@ARKAscendedNews Damn @demongaloid at this rate we can have our 2 year olds doing metal runs for us while we’re at work doing 80 hour shifts a week #freelabor

ARK 2 was paused to focus on ASA, confirms Studio Wildcard Co-Founder Jeremy Stieglitz. Early Access is unlikely before 2026, with the team yet to begin a “18 months” development push. (via PCGamesN)

@demongaloid @CJMcCollum Are you good DeMongaloid?

Thank you @CJMcCollum I’m drunk asf and I actually hate you, but 2022 was special

@demongaloid Just got absolutely blue balled by the fucking blue angels. This is fucking pathetic

Still waiting for the fucking blue angels! This is embarrassing for the naval academy. I hope all of the pilots for the blue angels are ashamed of themselves. FUCK YOU BLUE ANGELS!

@AskWhy05 @demongaloid get back to fucking work!