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The 31 people that liked this are wh0res. They've seen that they have hope

@ifetemini @kunmigbenga Depends on the kind of bacteria, though, and most bacteria die at a temperature of around 112°c

@kunmigbenga Oh! Then it’s fine then. Cook well and cook away the virus and infection ba?

There was a time a friend of mine who rears cattle called me about a sick cow. Before I could even get to his farm to treat it, the cow had already died. I advised him to bury it, but he refused. He said it would be a total loss on his part and decided instead to give it out to people who would eat it. Right there in my presence, he called someone. The man arrived and asked if I was his brother. My friend explained that I was the one who came to treat the cow, but it died before I got there. Without hesitation, they slaughtered the dead cow and started processing it..removing the hair It was already late, so I left and checked into a nearby hotel to rest and have a drink or two. The next morning, as I was checking out before noon, I suddenly heard someone shout, “Oga Doctor!” I turned…and to my shock, it was the same man from the night before. He was a meat seller in the community… and people were actually buying the meat.

@tobyasky Yewande gbe baba de be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Back in uni, a friend of mine initiated me into liking big yansh. It was an obsession for him, soon, he transferred it to me. That’s one thing about INFLUENCE. You can be influenced and you wouldn’t know it. We would sit on Unilorin walkway and every second, he’s tapping me to see. Suddenly, that became what I liked. I would never be with a lady without big yansh. It’s big yansh or nothing. This trend continued in my life until I met Yewande. Yewande classified herself as “slim thick”, that was my first time of hearing such. She was slim, but down there, it wasn’t huge but it seemed loaded somehow, can’t explain. Yewande would do everything all the big yansh have never done to me. Yewande will take me to places I’ve never been before. Soon, I left the group chat of “big yansh” association. I entered a group chat where you just have to keep your mind open. Personalities and skill matters. God bless Yewande.

@shelovesore Thanks

@Sunky59 The pvc? No. You’re given a slip instead. You come along with that slip to get your pvc

I didn’t even spend up to 20 mins and I was the only student there 😂 GO GET REGISTERED!!

@Mrbankstips 6th successful treated case

A big one ✅

@LouieDi13 Person starts new project now dey manage Una still one bill him U no even promote his business oooo

Sleep back see banks for dream

@cubana_WL @london_Akan @Ekitipikin @LouieDi13 Friends like Louie

@london_Akan @Ekitipikin @LouieDi13 Evil communication corrupts good manners… I really feel for him…Na exactly why I Dey avoid certain friends be this…

When @Ekitipikin first come Abuja, the highest alcohol e fit drink nah red sweet wine mixed with juice but as of Monday morning @LouieDi13 don turn am to who dey drink shots dey slap strippers! bad company they say……

@tobyasky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The way their Academy have decline of the years is something baffling. I actually have no idea what's wrong with them

What kind of academy is this? Don't you ever win?😅

Carrick needs to be sincere and tell Ugarte to look for a need club in the summer @ManUtd

Guess what they are currently playing 3-0 with Partizani holding just 23% ball possession for the duration of 45mins

@gothburz Just the Rich getting Richer from the sweat of the poor

I bought World Liberty Financial tokens because the President of the United States told me to. That is not a confession. That is supposed to be a reasonable thing to do. You are supposed to be able to trust the President. That is the entire premise of the office. I held up my end. I went to the rally. I stood in line for 4 hours in the sun with my son on my shoulders. When he said the system was rigged against people like us, I believed him. I had been saying it for years. Someone was finally saying it back. I put the sign in the yard. I put the bumper sticker on the truck. When he said he would fight for us, I thought he meant it the way I meant it when I said it to my kids. I thought "us" meant me. I leave the house at 5:30 in the morning. Some nights, I do not get home until my son is already asleep. I do that so the bills get paid. I do that so my wife does not have to choose between the electric bill and groceries, as her mother did. My back does not straighten all the way anymore. I sit down at dinner, and my hands shake for the first 10 minutes from whatever I was carrying, pulling, or lifting that day. I am 37 years old, and my body is 45. Gas is $4.60 a gallon. It was $3.80 when I bought the tokens. They say it is the war. I do not know about the war. I know what the pump says when I fill up the truck that still needs a transmission to get to the job that does not pay enough to fix the transmission. My wife started buying store-brand everything last fall. She does not say why. I do not ask. I am not asking for a lot. I have never asked for a lot. I am asking for the math to work. I sent $3,200. That was my emergency fund. 3 months of keeping the lights on if something went wrong. I moved it because the President posted a video to 90 million people and said "Crypto is the future. Let's embrace this incredible technology." He said that. On camera. To everyone. His name was on it, and his sons promoted it, and I believed that when the President of the United States puts his name on something and tells regular people this is how they get ahead, that means something. I thought this was what it looked like when the math finally worked for us. Wall Street locks people like me out. The banks look at my credit score and zip code and decide what I deserve. The President said crypto was different. His crypto. His family's name is on it. For people like me. That is what I heard. That is what I believed. That is why I sent the money. My son's birthday was the following week. He was turning 9. I told him we'd go to the water park. I almost used part of the money for that. I didn't. I sent all of it. I told myself I would make it back in time. The truck needs a new transmission, and the estimate was $2,800 and. I thought if this even goes up a little bit, I could fix the truck and have something left for the kids. Nothing wild. Just a small thing getting a little bigger. That was the entire plan. The sale required me to be an accredited investor. That means a net worth of over $1 million or an annual income of over $200,000. I do not have either of those things. The form asked if I qualified. I checked the box. The system I was told would be torn down, and I had to climb over the wall to give him my money. I lied on the checkbox because his own marketing made me believe it was not meant for me. There was supposed to be a guardrail. The guardrail was a checkbox. And I was not the only one who lied on it. Something in my chest said wait. I almost closed the browser. I sat at my kitchen table with my phone in my hand, and I almost did not do it. Then I thought: it's the President. If you can't trust the President, who can you trust? I clicked. The wallet loaded. I showed my wife the screen. I said it's the President. She nodded. I thought we were going to be okay. My $3,200 bought 213,333 tokens at $0.015 each. They are non-transferable. There is no market. I cannot sell them. I cannot send them to anyone. I cannot do anything with them except vote on proposals that the 10 largest wallets have already decided. The money I sent was not locked. The money left immediately. Only the tokens stayed. 80% of all tokens sold to investors are still locked. 18 months later. 3 guys at my work bought in. My brother-in-law bought in. The man at church who told me about it cannot look me in the eye anymore. None of us can sell. We do not talk about it. We just nod at each other like people standing in the same line at the same funeral. The governance vote on staking passed with 99.12% approval. 76% of the voting power came from 10 wallets. I was not one of the 10. I voted yes. I thought voting meant I had a say. It meant I had a gesture. The 10 wallets decided. I ratified. My locked tokens can vote but cannot earn staking rewards. Cannot be transferred. Cannot be sold. I can participate in the process that keeps me locked. They called that community governance. I was the community. They were the governance. The project's advisor borrowed $75 million against the project's tokens on Dolomite. A protocol he co-founded. He borrowed from himself using the thing I bought as collateral. I read that on my phone during lunch sitting in my truck in the parking lot and I put the phone on the dash and I just sat there. The bumper sticker was still on the tailgate. The project spent $65 million buying back tokens at an average of $0.15 each. 10x what I paid. If I could sell mine at that price, my $3,200 becomes $32,000. But I cannot sell. The $65 million came from token sales. I am a token sale. They spent my money buying tokens at 10x what they charged me and I cannot access any of it. They called it treasury management. He said it was for people like me. I am people like me. It was not for me. The GENIUS Act created the first federal stablecoin framework. Their stablecoin complies. The President's family collects $0.75 of every dollar the stablecoin generates. The regulation was advanced by the President's party. The product was built by the President's family. The framework governs the product. The family profits from the framework. I voted for every part of that chain and I did not know it was a chain until I was already in it. But I was told. I know. The sale materials said non-transferable. Said governance vote required for unlock. Said no timeline. I read every word. I was told honestly. And that is the problem. The honesty was not to protect me. It was to protect them. I cannot sue. I was warned. I was not stupid. I was not reckless. I was not gambling money I couldn't afford to lose on a meme. I trusted the office. I read the materials. I voted in the governance. I did what they asked. All of it. Every step. I did every single thing they said to do and this is where it got me. They raised more than $500 million from people like me. 2 families got rich. The rest of us got tokens we cannot move and a governance vote we cannot win. They said America First. I believed them. I am America. They went first. My son turned 9 without the water park I promised him. My truck still needs a transmission. Gas is $4.60 and climbing. My tokens still cannot move. The advisor still borrows against them. The President's family still collects $0.75 on the dollar. I pick up Saturday shifts now to cover the hole the $3,200 left. That was the morning I used to take my son to the park. My son still asks when we're going. He asks the way I check the website. He thinks if he keeps asking the answer will change. He looks at me the way I looked at the man on that stage — like I know what I am doing. Like I have a plan. I do not have a plan. I have 213,333 tokens I cannot move and a boy who thinks his father has it figured out. I almost told my wife last Tuesday. We were on the couch after he went to bed and I opened my mouth and I almost said I think I made a mistake. But I did not say it. Because if I say it out loud then it is real. And if it is real then the rally was a mistake, the hat I wore proudly was a mistake, the sign was a mistake and the 4 hours in the sun with my son on my shoulders was a mistake and I am not ready to be the man whose whole belief was a sales pitch. So I said nothing. She said nothing. We watched television and I did not hear a word of it. It sits between us at dinner like a chair nobody will move. The sign is in the garage now. I moved it there after the tokens locked. I have not thrown it away. I think if I throw it away I am admitting something I cannot say out loud yet. There is no version of this where I get made whole. The tokens will not unlock in time to matter. The money is not coming back. The birthday cannot be re-done. The man I voted for is not coming to help. I know that now. I think I have known it for a while. I wish I could wake up and it not be true. But it is. And every morning at 5 AM my back wakes me up before the alarm does and I pick up my phone and turn the brightness down so I do not wake her and I open the website and I look for the word "unlock" and it is never there and I close it and I do not know why I keep checking except that it is the only thing I can do with what I bought.

@Mrbankstips This guy dey cap nonsense 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump on the strait of Hormuz How will the market react tomorrow?

URGENT & PRIVATE To: Professor Joash Amupitan (SAN), Office of the Chairman, Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Abuja, Nigeria. Subject: NOTICE OF LEGAL IMPLICATIONS REGARDING DENIAL OF DIGITAL ASSETS AND THE RISKS OF PERVERTING THE COURSE OF JUSTICE. Sir, This correspondence serves as a formal observation and a strategic warning regarding your office’s recent public denials concerning the ownership of specific social media accounts and linked financial identifiers. While the use of defensive offenses such as threatening the arrest of citizens who point out digital footprints may offer a temporary shield in the media, it is creating a catastrophic legal liability for you as a Senior Advocate of Nigeria (SAN) and a public servant. 1. The Forensic Trap. Why Denial is Not a Defense. In the digital age, a denial of ownership is an invitation for forensic discovery. The public space has already identified links between the account in question and your personal email, phone number, and an OPay account. A. KYC Integrity Banking institutions like OPay operate under strict Know Your Customer (KYC) mandates. If a subpoena is issued, the disclosure of the BVN and NIN used to verify that account will provide irrefutable proof of ownership. B. Subpoena to Tech Giants. Should this matter reach a court of competent jurisdiction, a request for your IMEI log-in history from X (formerly Twitter) will reveal whether the account was accessed from your personal or official mobile devices. 2. Legal Consequences. Perjury and Misleading the State. By claiming the account is a cyber attack and prompting your office to threaten arrests, you are moving from a PR crisis into a criminal territory. A. Giving False Information. Under Nigerian law, using the machinery of the State (the Police) to investigate a crime you know to be a fabrication is a punishable offense. B. Perjury. If these denials are eventually sworn to in an affidavit or presented as testimony in any election tribunal or civil suit, the resulting conviction for perjury would mean the automatic loss of your license as a SAN and your permanent disqualification from public office. 3. International Litigation & The ECOWAS Court. While you may feel shielded by local judicial dynamics, international courts operate beyond the reach of executive interference. A. The ECOWAS Court. This body has consistently ruled against the use of state power to harass citizens over digital expressions. A suit filed here would not just target you, but would expose the Nigerian State to international embarrassment and hefty fines, for which you would be held personally and professionally responsible. B. International Reputational Blacklisting. As a law professor, you are aware that global legal bodies and monitoring groups track such controversies. This saga threatens to turn a storied academic career into a textbook example of digital-era integrity failure. 4. Recommendation for Damage Control. By continuing this path of aggressive denial, you are destroying the very integrity you seek to protect. The threat to arrest citizens is perceived globally as an admission of guilt through intimidation. We strongly advise a pivot toward transparency. The digital footprints are already in the public domain; no amount of local police interference can erase the data held on servers in San Francisco or the cloud-based ledgers of OPay. The path you are on leads to removal from office, criminal conviction, and a permanent stain on your legal legacy. Be so guided. Your best option is to resign now. Comrade, IG Wala. 12/04/26 Cc: The Nigerian Bar Association (Legal Practitioners’ Disciplinary Committee). The Code of Conduct Bureau (CCB). International Bar Association (Human Rights Institute).

@Mrbankstips I affirm

I am a magnet for wealth and abundance flows to me effortlessly from multiple streams. Every door I need open is already open. Favor follows me wherever I go. My cup overflows. There is more than enough for me and everyone connected to me. I affirm.

@tobyasky You can even profile Rice to that of David Luis when he was in Chelsea

It takes one bad performance for you guys to see what I’ve been saying since 2023. Even when they win, I say it. He can’t deceive me

@EntYuno8786 @AirtelNigeria Dem be werey Did 6gb just on Wednesday, and I checked the balance oooo. They have chop everything

@AirtelNigeria @Sunky59 My advice,run away from.@AirtelNigeria

Do I need to be buying data every 2 days @AirtelNigeria You guys shouldn't be dis madt nah

Of corse your pass rates gonna be 95% if your always passing backwards and side to side, same way wingers who don’t lose the ball aren’t trying to take on the full backs….safety first 😴