Sunshine Uberman

@DebraBe16141698 Yes

Am I the only one who doesn’t find the character Alan Partridge funny?

@AllThingsBlades About 3 pints across all tables

didn’t think i could hate arsenal more but here we are

@triffic_stuff_ Powerful?

🚨BREAKING: DARTS STAR MICHAEL VAN GERWEN BRUTALLY PUNCHED IN KING’S DAY BAR BRAWL! 👊💥 DEN BOSCH, Netherlands – Former world champion Michael van Gerwen, 37, was viciously attacked in a shocking street brawl outside a bar on King’s Day. The Dutch darts superstar was celebrating the public holiday with friends when a heated argument erupted. Shocking footage shows a man suddenly throwing a powerful right-handed punch at Van Gerwen. The PDC ace reacted by furiously chasing and lunging at the attacker, but security quickly dragged the man away. No arrests or injuries have been confirmed yet.

@GBPolitcs 'Bootcam' sounds like quite a novel idea

🚨WATCH: The Metropolitan Police have released bodycam footage from the Golders Green terrorist attack

@OnlyBangersEth Hang on choking calf, let me just grab my camera and set it up before I help you 🙄🙄🙄

ups driver saving ranchers cattle 😭

@Mericamemed He's built it on the green, then carried it to where the buggy is parked???? Stay at home bro.

Divorced dad final boss

@KILLTOPARTY To lift the gunt

Why do women do this? (wear high waisted pants)

Once you’ve seen someone ram multiple fingers into their anus this sort of early 2000s Paris Hilton shtick is just boring

@DirtyWalsall Cheer up ya miserable cunt.

Can’t stand it when you’re just chilling and a random person comes up to you expecting a presentation about your dog like you’re a travelling zoo. And they’re really fucking rude too making you take your earbuds out and converse with them when you clearly don’t want to.

@helen_spirit1 @bphillipsonMP

The face you pull when you’ve just been outed as even more of a shameless liar than your ludicrously deceitful boss. @bphillipsonMP

@breadriho Look at her from 5-8 years ago

i will never understand the hype around her bro😭😭

@ESPNUK Many such cases

Mariona Caldentey’s equaliser is one Lyon won’t want to see again 😬

@80s_Kidz Robocop

First game that comes to mind

@ballsdotie Does Gerrard react???

McCoist and Gerrard react to the Finn Azaz goal. McCoist's jaw actually dropped.

@elonmusk Did he add another syllable to 'blindly'?

@DukeGomez7 KFC mixed with piss, then a hint of cocoa butter when the black walks in.

@DukeGomez7 Imagine the smell

Oh god

@NotFarLeftAtAll You see her eyes seperate further with every bit 😂😂😂

Add some olive oil on top so it can slide easier into the bin.. Asda Gravy on a shish kebab 🤡

Nigel Farage's Reform Party has a plan to deport two million people they deem to be in the UK illegally. They are talking about a separate paramilitary force that would roam the streets abducting people and forcibly shipping them out of the country. Chilling, just chilling.

@joemichalczuk No one asking why he's taking the dog along to A+E?

A shower screen shattered all over my wife this week. Over the next 72 hours, the NHS got almost everything wrong. A cautionary tale of a system that is broken (with the usual caveat that everyone working in it is doing their best) 👇 I called an ambulance. All good at first: “It’s on its way.” Ten minutes later: “Actually, there are no ambulances for hours - can you get her to hospital?” So I loaded my bleeding wife into the car, along with the kids and the dog, and drove to A&E. Ten hours later, she came home - having given up after not even being offered a plaster. The next morning, we called our GP: “Any chance she could see a nurse?” “No - as the ambulance referred her to hospital, we can’t see her.” So I went to the pharmacy and bought a first aid kit. Because apparently that’s where we are now - me and a pack of plasters, in one of the richest countries in the world. This morning, still in pain, still untreated, and with a ballooning foot, we went to an urgent treatment centre. At first, smooth. She was seen in under two hours. X-ray done. “Nasty cut, but nothing broken.” Relief. Two hours later, the phone rang. It was the hospital. “Sorry - we got that completely wrong. Your foot is broken and the wound needs antibiotics.” If it wasn’t so serious, it would be laughable. And the truth is - anyone who uses the system has a story like this. We need to stop clinging to an idealised version of the NHS and have a grown-up conversation about how to fix it. Free healthcare for all should remain a principle - but pretending the current model works isn’t helping anyone. Almost every other developed country combines public healthcare with some level of private provision - and all deliver better outcomes as a result. Yet in the UK, even suggesting that tends to get shut down before the conversation starts. That’s not protecting the NHS. It’s protecting a cult. We don’t need ideology. We need honesty about what works. We need a brilliant NHS in practice for all of us - not one we’re told to revere while it quietly crumbles, and where anyone who speaks up is dismissed or discredited. When are we going to get serious about the things that actually matter - and have the difficult national conversations needed to fix them? We don’t need to abandon the NHS. We need to be honest about fixing it. We shouldn’t just shrug our shoulders. We have to be better. We need to vote for real change.