At an outdoor graduation right now. 2,000 people. I am here for 1 person. Going on hour number 2. It’s 94 degrees outside. I have never wanted to obliterate myself more #GoodBoy
There may be no more beautiful time in life than the weeks leading up to graduation. At no other point is it socially acceptable to be such a degenerate bum #Help
Drove 4 hours back from formal this morning violently hungover with the rest of the car asleep (one of which was my date in the front seat leaned over the center console) while actively thinking about my ex. #timetorecharge