Super Dooker

The worst ethnic cleansing of my lifetime took place in Bosnia. It didn't begin with the massacre of Srebrenica. It began with people being encouraged to believe that their neighbours were somehow "less". Watch Scottish twitter over next several months. pic: symbol of Srebrenica

@monthegoats @BonnieScotland_ They're expensive

Scottish football shirts at JD Sports. Notice anything?

@stengel You lot voted for Trump. You're hardly in a position to mock

I've got nothing against King Charles personally—in fact, he seems like a decent and thoughtful man—but why the heck are we inviting the 77-year-old monarch of a medium-sized nation that committed something close to national suicide with Brexit to address a joint session of Congress? "Of more worth is one honest man to society," wrote Thomas Paine, "than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived." We are the nation that threw off a crowned ruffian and ended hereditary privilege to create a republic where the people rule. Happy 250th Birthday America.

Wherein Dougie invites people to become hostages to fortune. Imagine you vote Askou and he ends up with Them next season

@CNviolations Scottish Nationalism

This should be fun.

You don't want racoons in your hotel.

@Enefes3 @Iain_L @TTEBROT1 Yet it's been SNP standard operating procedure for two decades

@Iain_L @TTEBROT1 She sounds so condescending, not a good trait in a politician.

You can tell she worked with Sturgeon; same level of arrogance as her former boss

Ooh, yes, hopefully the old DW one

Pity Raskin hasn't bothered

@wakenminds @CzechArtGirl I'm quite sure they had degrees, just not the kind you're referring to

Men without degrees built this.

@Brian4564166386 Your own support spout sectarian bile every week. It's what your club was founded on

@SuperDooker They're wee balaclava neds I would lock every fookin one of yous out for the sectarian bile.

Can you imagine Real Madrid shiteing out of hosting Barcelona fans, or Roma being scared to host Lazio fans? The wee team in Glasgow are scared to host a few hundred Rangers fans

LOL - funny because it's true.

@DudespostingWs @CAILEAN_UK We had a worse sturgeon here

This guy at Japan’s Salmon Science Museum is going viral after people thought this was AI, he feeds a fish to a MASSIVE sturgeon.

SHAT IT! 🔴⚪️🔵

@CorboDT @adrianjustone @PolitlcsUK Looking glass isn't "mirr" it's mirror

@adrianjustone @PolitlcsUK 100% tariff for the improper pronunciation of “herb”. The letter H isn’t silent. 200% tariff for butchering the word yoghurt. There’s no E in it there. 300% tariff for fucking up aluminium. What are guys even trying to say? Do you even see the letters?

🚨 BREAKING: Donald Trump says he will probably put a "big tariff" on the UK if it doesn't drop the digital services tax "We don't like it when they target American companies... they better be careful"

@FootballInT80s @JimSpenceDundee Excellent play, Excellent kit

24/04/1982: “Old football was crap” “The standard was poor” “All long balls, no skill” Mick Channon’s goal for Southampton vs Liverpool in 1982 disproves all of the above and more. You won’t see a better team goal. Pep who?

@TremendoHendo72 Shettleston Harriers?

Daft question, really daft question, but does Martin Black (SFA Compliance Officer) have leanings towards a club in the East End of Glasgow? And I don’t mean Shettleston Juniors.

Confirmation, as if it were needed, that the green part of Glasgow football are snake bastards

I have no idea what's Erse for 'schadenfreude" but I've just seen someone stain a retro CR Smith sponsored sellick tap with chocolate milk before the labels were cut off the tap.

@GlasgowCC Whole North Bank from Lancefield Quay to Victoria Bridge, and south bank from Science Museum to Squiggly Bridge (reopen core path at Mavisbank and get the owners of the bit at Riverview to repair it)

Head down to the Broomielaw – at Tradeston Bridge - today (24 April) for our Good Times Market and take your choice from a wide and varied range of high quality street food. We’re looking to expand this to elsewhere in the city centre.