Mario Salazar

Yo soy Del #VALLE! Puro #spanglish #Slang #mariosuperstarsalazar #WednesdayComedy

The Chargers would’ve destroyed Cruz Azul! Chargers best team in the NFL ⚡️⚡️

Puro Green Room vibes. Thank you Dallas/Ft Worth for an awesome weekend 💪💪 ONTA LA BIBLA DALLAS

Mellow watching me walk Droppy in Dallas while he’s chilling back home in the RGV

Damn

Dallas Texas!! Let’s get down tonight. Who wants a couple of FREE tickets to my show tonight

I am in Dallas Texas Memorial Day Eve

Just met the hilarious Dave Landau 🎤

Majestic #FRIDAYFAVORITES

That’s the homie Joshua Jay Nieto

And now a word from our sponsor #aaagarciabailbonds

@zyrup_drosky 💪💪. Message me bro. I got you carnal

@SuperStarcomedy Yooo pick me vato loco forever

Dallas Texas let me hook someone up with a pair of VIP Tickets to my show this Sunday night at Hyenas #DallasTexas #mariosuperstarsalazar #standupcomedy #TEXASCOMEDY #puro956

@ate67530h9 Heard it was Tampa 🤷🏽‍♂️

@SuperStarcomedy Thats Toledo Ohio homie

Pinche Florida

Wonder if bars like this will cease to exist as older generations die off and younger generations stop drinking

SAN ANTONIO #aaagarciabailbonds

Imagine pulling up to Fort Worth Texas in this beauty ⚡️⚡️⚡️

@hankalvarado9 Broooo that’s nice

Only in Califas!!! No Valen! Puro Mierda! @SuperStarcomedy

His aura instantly gone