Ted “8 inches & thick” Kaczynski CFA

Today’s kids will never get to feel the thrill of a good ding dong ditch…. Ring doorbells ruined it for them

Not being talked about enough. Extremely frustrating

The chicken tender scene in NYC (specifically at bars) is wildly underrated

Well good thing no one gives a SINGLE FUCK what Kelly thinks

@basedbasispoint @Bob_RunstheBALL

@Bob_RunstheBALL Yes, it’s called running the ball sweetheart

“So you just tweet anything on a account that no one knows who you are”

@basedbasispoint @MurrayHillGuy1 I doubt he’s looking for 80 year old women

@MurrayHillGuy1 Naples

Am in need of a weekend trip… warm weather, fun, fitness, won’t nuke my bank account, and ideally a city where I can meet a attractive, drama-free woman for a lovely night. Where should I go?

@Iknowthemufnman Wrong , wrong and wrong … in baseball we call that a STRIKEOUT

Lane kiffin stays at Ole miss. Ole miss loses sec championship after auburn wins.. Loses in playoffs Lane is sad

@TalvyChristian One of if not the

@Superbasedted one of the best sources in the SEC

@Iknowthemufnman Boots on the ground … I’m sharing the news as I receive it.

@Superbasedted Thats creepy weirdo

Check out this spread elementary school me put together. Little did I fucking know….#goodoledays #ballknowledge #powderblueLT #stitchedAP28 #stichedmoss

@basedbasispoint The left can’t stand these levels of protein

@Superbasedted #today

“Steak and Potatoes again” the left cries in defeat

@jmcherrybomb @kyle_borg It’s me? Wtf

@Superbasedted @kyle_borg Keep hiding behind your burner bro #soft

Jonathan Taylor in rarefied fantasy air

@jmcherrybomb @kyle_borg Sounds like you’re bitching #chilloutbro

@kyle_borg It’s so dumb how PPR is the standard now. 2025 CMC gets 8 check downs a game that the only reason he’s on this list.

@tszzl @litcapital I heard there’s an interval fund that solves this problem

it’s genuinely sad that mature cash flow positive giants like databricks and stripe are still private. the american people should be able to participate in the great wealth of these highly successful companies, and if it’s too onerous to be public we’re failing everyone

@basedbasispoint Me

@basedbasispoint Bartender get this guy a fucking refill.

Let a white boy speak a little Spanish

@johnnieO Calvin Peete

Who wants a 20th anniversary driver headcover? Show me you know ball — Name the most random athlete that comes to mind. I’ll choose my favorite

@johnnieO Mike Lowell

@basedbasispoint #SLOPPED

#SLOPBOYS #corporateslop