The Surly Sportsman

@ClarkyHeraldSun This is the end of football.

Revealed. The AFL is set to introduce contact training limits as soon as next year ahead of a $1 billion concussion class action. The league quietly told clubs at top end of contact training last year to pull back heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/conc…

@ausstockchick Buy some more

It’s been a week. A little drink in West Perth. Not sure why I’m celebrating my portfolio getting obliterated. #stocks

No footy for us this weekend, so we're getting behind the @WestCoastEagles instead 🔵🟡

@narindertweets @GBNEWS The other way around moron.

@GBNEWS He literally handed her arse back to her.. She has no facts just "blah blah independence...blah"

'You are making political points, you are not dealing with the reality of the North Sea.' Former Labour Defence Secretary Geoff Hoon, accuses Laila Cunningham of 'inventing facts' to suit her argument.

@AlboMP We should have more fuel supply, not cut taxes when shit gets real!!

We’ve cut fuel taxes to save you money every time you fill up.

@QBCCIntegrity @thecontextaus Haha again with the misinformation!! 🤦‍♂️

JUST IN: Australian Prime Minister has taken exception to the negative reception from Aussies to his pre-recorded “keep calm, carry on” National Address. Servos across the country had lines out onto the street for fuel this morning, resultant from a complete loss of trust.

@BigBirdsBigGame If he tells them he wants to leave they won’t

@SurlySports He’s going to be a restricted free agent. 100% swans will match

Warner of course would be a target and youd have to think Neale… maybe Rivers but nah to the rest

@BigBirdsBigGame Free agency dude

@SurlySports He won’t be free.

@AFL @CalTwomey @RileyBev @gettable_afl What??? There’s Tassie, 50 metres of shit, then Carlton

They've all turned to the Telstra AFL Draft for young talent but you agree with this order? 🪜 @CalTwomey and @RileyBev explain their rebuild ladder on @gettable_afl: afl.com.au/video/1488013

@newscomauHQ Shit.

Albo’s brief 7pm address left many scratching their heads... What's your verdict? 😳 Full story: bit.ly/4cj1yjS

@Keir_Starmer Hope your speech isn’t as retarded as our Aussie PM’s address 🤦‍♂️ But you’re cut from the same leftard cloth so not holding my breath

Watch my press conference live. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@AlboMP All that just to tell us that maybe we should catch the bus?

My Address to the Nation.

@SENWABreakfast That changed quickly …

Look out for the Eagles 🤩 Do we agree with the Ox's comment? 👀🏈 #AFL

@TimGossage @WestCoastEagles @sydneyswans 2 fkking months, what the?

Brandon Starcevich @WestCoastEagles set to miss at least two months with serious calf injury. Jacob Newton joins the injury list. Three replacements needed for clash with @sydneyswans Yeo, Newton and suspended Robertson. Maric, Hewett and Champion all in the mix.

@strangerous10 @friendlyjordies You fucking Labor shills make me sick

Wow, @friendlyjordies really did a number on Drew Pavlou in his latest clip — exposes his “grifting”, and his shonky attempts to tackle NDIS fraud. It’s hilarious, but only funny because it’s true.🤣 #auspol

@lozza929406 @WestCoastEagles If we beat Sydney the lid is off!!

I am all for everyone being up and about on the eagles But boy we have a while to go before we are really back If we win one of the next 3 il be stoked AS FUCK! Because Syd, Gee + freo are huge clubs. Gotta work hard to get the reward !!!!! @WestCoastEagles 🫶🏾🦅

Labor handed $30 million in taxpayer funds to a man who is actively working to undermine our legal system They fund someone who if he could would bring stoning, caning and public executions in to Australia - under the guise of Sharia law It sure pays to be great mates of Tony Burke and Anthony Albanese

@Katherine_deves I can’t believe how easily they lie to people’s faces

Anyone else finding Labor suddenly embracing the word “patriotism’ nauseating in its hypocrisy? First Malinauskas, now Andrew Leigh