Susan Gay

How did he just say #mauchlineware??? #theapprentice

@sarriecazzy I mean, you just want to turn off there and then 😭

What is cutty sark?🤣#TheApprentice

I'm calling it. @marksandspencer chocolate-coated custard creams are the best biscuits in town 🤤🤤

Ooh, was that Marcus' first "oll-mond" of this series of #MasterCheftheprofessionals

Canadian cheats win gold. Hope they're proud of themselves 👈🏼

@KinlochBhoy @scottishkits2 🙄🙄

@scottishkits2 @Sus67Gay

Some fife derby that simon

@KinlochBhoy @WavejumperOne @RhebelRhebel 🙄🙄🤬🤬

@WavejumperOne @RhebelRhebel @Sus67Gay

Look at that little worm on the pitch with the flag - I see you…

@NorthAges @NoContextBrits 🤣🤣🤣

@NoContextBrits You want some? @Sus67Gay

Britain’s hardest man, with Tyson Fury.

@KinlochBhoy @FBAwayDays 🤣🤣🤣

@FBAwayDays @Sus67Gay

The way Wigan manager Ryan Lowe says “calamity” is insane… Cala mighty… 🤣🤯

Is any player in the SPFL a bigger drama queen than Graeme Shinnie? Yes, the sendings-off at Pittodrie were unnecessary but his reaction was a complete cringe 😖😖

Terrifying eh 😭

This is all I can see when I click on DMs.

@Support I cannot access my DMs. I have logged out and back in. I have uninstalled and reinstalled X and it's still playing up. Can you help?

@scottberwick Thanks for my calendar. My DMs aren't working so excuse the public display of gratitude 😂😂

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! Wordle 1,656 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

When will I stop finding it funny that there is a footballer called Antman 🤣🤣

@scottberwick I feel sorry for idiots who read/watch his stuff and 100% believe it ☹️ Sadly, that is the world today. It's online so it must be true.

@Sus67Gay I was pleased to see others countering his pish-stained post on Facebook. (Before they blocked me after I posted a list of crimes carried out by locals) The ones that seemed to be agreeing with him as to how ‘downhill’ its gone, dont even live here.

Evening all. Just so you know - if you follow Craig Houston on here, you’ll see less/none of me. Enjoy.

OMG, was that an advert for Terry's Chocolate Orange Bailey's 😍😍😍 I'm in!!!

Alan seals his status as National Treasure forever 🤣🤣💚💚👏🏼👏🏼 #CelebrityTraitors