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@StephenMulhern @antanddec A cliff.

If @antanddec could send me anywhere in the world for Accidental Tourist… where do you think they should be dropping me off?

@PremSportsTV @RangersFC @sbk Michael Stewart praising a player for ‘holding the ball up’ - only for him to lose it, costing a goal. Glorious.

Mikey Moore adds a second! 🔥 A composed finish from the teenager to double @RangersFC's lead at Ibrox 🔵 𝑃𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 @sbk | 18+ | 𝑃𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝐺𝑎𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑏𝑙𝑦

@edibow Dry House Coat, surely…

Bollocks. I have a dry robe and use the lido.. passing the buck maybe?????

@FifeCouncil whoever in your planning department approved having lights at Toll Road and 3 way lights at the Cupar/St Andrews roundabout in Guardbridge - needs shown the door *today*. Get through the Toll Road set to then sit in the 3 way. Traffic back to Leuchars. Shambles

@greeneking feel free to pour those 3 Baby Guinness that I ordered to the Central from the wrong pub in St Andrews 😒 I’m in the Whey Pat…

@GlasgowSubway now that all stations are contactless - is this likely to just cause one huge queue at gates during busy spells - vs the current ‘those that need to buy / those that have’ ?

@FifeCouncil the absolute state of the road in Leuchars. A main road between St Andrews and Dundee - looks like a patchwork mess. It’s been reported, but not being looked into.

@MikeNellis Is that her actual face?

Laura Loomer getting destroyed for being a racist piece of shit is one of my love languages.

@allenanalysis @RobAbramowitz What a legend that boy is.

Laura Loomer flew to India. Before she left she deleted all of her anti-Indian tweets. Thousands of them. Gone. She thought nobody would notice. An Indian uncle noticed. He read them back to her on camera. Every one. Her own words. Her own bigotry. Directed at the people whose country she was visiting as a guest. This is the woman who has the personal cell phone number of the President of the United States. This is the woman who shaped immigration policy from Mar-a-Lago. She deleted the evidence before crossing the border. The internet is forever. The uncle is a hero.

@VDOOZER @LifeisGroovy_ Or just watch real life. Everyone’s a cunt.

@LifeisGroovy_ Watch Bad Monkey. Most Everyone's awful. Hope that helps. lol.

I’ve gotten to the point of cynicism that I can’t watch a Bill Lawrence show. The edgeless happy-go-lucky-everyone-gets-along comedy just pisses me off

@richardpbacon Keep getting kicked off Blue Peter…

I have no doubt you’re a nice person. But you are now impossible to believe.

@Davidtu16699681 @footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK What Church will you be at tomorrow instead of watching the football?

@footballontnt @tntsports @discoveryplusUK We live in a christian country the referee should be playing on rather than putting the game on hold for this

Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney react to a short break in play allowing Chelsea's Mamadou Sarr to break his fast during Ramadan 👏 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

Benjamin Kayser at half time during Scotland v France.. #SCOFRA #SixNations

@Cammy26_2 Ah ok - hadn’t seen you for a while.

@scottberwick can't do it since Callum got his season ticket

No idea the need for this comms that doesn't tell us anything different or clues on pricing for 26/27🤔

@Cammy26_2 Are you not doing the half-time draw tickets in the Enclosure anymore?

@scottberwick no big deal for anyone on auto renewal as May-August has been the payment schedule for years

@Cammy26_2 Correct. It’ll be out next week though, so just the 3 weeks earlier than the previous earliest

@scottberwick yeah that will be the one with prices in it which isn't the case here but any excuse for folk to moan really

@RangersFC The actual renewal email in previous years came out: 2025/26 - 3rd April 2024/25 - 11th April 2023/24 - 14th April 2022/23 - 11th April 2021/22 - 22nd April 6th March announcing that another email will come (probably next week) seems a bit of a stretch….

🏠 Season Ticket Renewals 💙 Our Season Ticket Renewal window will open this month, and we’re giving supporters an early heads-up before it goes live. The Renewal period will run from Wednesday 18 March or shortly after to Wednesday 22 April. Full pricing details, FAQs and everything you need to know will be available when Renewals go live. We look forward to welcoming you back to Ibrox for the 2026/27 season. ℹ️ rng.rs/4baJHKw

@billykayscot Where do you live, Grievance Seeker Avenue?

Whatever possessed St Andrews to rename the iconiic Baxter Wynd. Did they also have North Britain - formerly known as Scotland in the address?

@craigdonald85 @craig_m0808 *schools.

@craig_m0808 I blame the school's

Who's going to tell him? 🙈🙈🙈