Susie Martínez

not to be barbie but how do you guys cope with the growing sense of dread that the world is legitimately going to end in our lifetimes and everything you know and love will collapse into chaos

btw if trump actually does get tiktok back when he’s in office, i better not see y’all cheering for him bc he’s the one the original signed the ban and now he wants younger people to like him

hanging up the phone mid conversation, yeah he loves her so bad

sorry i’m late for work. there was a rocket launch at 1am.

Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

i grew up in the tail end of the pre-smartphone world, and something i still don’t understand is: how on earth did we get by without google maps and turn-by-turn directions

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Wife makes him a PB & J sandwich every day for work but sometimes says she made it with hate 🥺