Martin WW

Worra knob!

@clothofnature “For the hills they are hollow And home to the fae” youtu.be/hk1nOdLXAds

A peek inside the Sidhe; sweeping the room with a glance! No more than the fae did to help with the fairy housework! The Sidhe (fairy house) sits at the heart of our wildlife garden, within a hollow hill, the hill itself provides value micro habit for creatures great and small!

@dannyfardell1 @simmonite_dave @wildforest_matt I know😂😂😂😂😂. An old chap used to appear in the local once or twice a year whom we nicknamed ‘Upstream Dry Fly’ as he was so purist. He got quite touchy at times, although I did refer to myself as a ‘worm drowner’

@SwaledaleBirds @simmonite_dave @wildforest_matt Fly fishermen tend to get narky if you refer to em as 'fluff chuckers'.

I'm going fishing....with a spinning rod. I feel dirty. I love it.

So the Government are now hiding Covid infection figures. Well there’s a surprise. #lowerthanvermin ft.com/content/301c84…

@GarethPc1237 @AmazonUK Amazon are the worst ‘tax avoider’ so I avoid...

Boycott @AmazonUK They have refused to stop selling 'Blue lives Murder' merchandise 😠

@johnrc58 Seemingly so. Although I did hear about something relatively recently which contradicted this wisdom. Sadly can’t remember details.....🤬

@SwaledaleBirds Murderer! Blocked and unfollowed immediately 😁😁😁 Actually, get some real otters in and they'll sort out the mink problem .

I suggested killing fury animals. Amazingly no pile on (as if😂) but no negative comments. Mebs there is hooe🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😉

@PaulAllenSK1 @Mr_Sal_ @RemainingKind @samsmithsbeer Happy days....

@Mr_Sal_ @RemainingKind @samsmithsbeer Precisely, I like the Samuel Smith's pubs I use but if I won't stand for having the piss taken out of me. £1 a pint on the price and they will no longer have a price advantage, you can't use a phone, tablet or a lap top, no sport, no music.

So proud of my 19 year old. He just came to collect his belongings from the garage to move them into his Year 2 Uni house. He just said ‘None of my mates are ever drinking in Wetherspoons again because of the way he treated his staff.

@whiterosegreen 😂😂😂😂 Not my best effort.

@SwaledaleBirds Wow! Can't wait for Kim to post this on Insta.

‘Ready for anything now, fuelled up and heading to the South Gare, whatever that is. Kim is a happy woman now she’s seen where her idol spent his formative years. Even managed a smile. No blue plaque tho. She says she’ll get her PA to try and get one erected’

@GarethPc1237 I’ll ask😉

@SwaledaleBirds Was the Pom Skua about or just the wankpuffin West?

‘What an odd place the Gare is. Back home our dumps have signs which tell you where to tip your refuse. Nothing here tho. Kim heard of the lesser sand plover at Tyninghame and became restless. Will maybe go tomorrow if the news is positive. A few mackerel appearing atm.’

@whiterosegreen They did! That’s where their meet up with Bob Wilson was😲

@SwaledaleBirds Disappointed that Kim & Kanye didn't have their photo taken at the "Home of the Lemon Top" sign.

@GarethPc1237 @EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 I think that term describes the pair of em’. She esp seems to be famous for being famous. But I do love the idea of them touring the East coast n filling their time with mundanity. I think my sense of humour marries well with juxtaposition. I’ll tell you about ‘Grimsbys’ one day.

@SwaledaleBirds @EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 You appear to be fixated on Kim Kardashian currently, I am glad you have airbrushed Kanye West. The guy is complete knobber. 🤔

What could possibly go wrong? theguardian.com/world/2020/jul…

@EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 @GarethPc1237 It’s where I found the ‘Sowerby Beach fossil hunt’ pic from. 😂😂😂

@EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 Mine sez fair. (And yes I did include the ‘tabs’ in the pic for amusement @GarethPc1237 ....no secrets here😂😂😂😂)

@EledaReeth @davidcoverdale Neither. It’s the PA that does all that stuff AND who do you think takes the photos? Come on girl get with it. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@SwaledaleBirds @davidcoverdale Nice that they took their camper van. I wonder which of them empties the loo.

‘Up early. Very quiet at Skinningrove. Kim wants to go to Saltburn to see where @davidcoverdale was born. (She loves Whitesnake) She says there’s a blue plaque or something. Then onto Redcar for more fish & chips, but I think we will sit in today. It’s a bit chilly in that wind’

@EledaReeth @clarkpm4242 @Sharpr1966 Wifey has a @metoffice app. It varies massively from their web forecast (obvs for same location). I queried this with them the other day. They couldn’t be arsed to answer.

@Sharpr1966 Mine were 5 weeks later (second earlies) but I bet I can’t wait another 5 weeks......although I must.....at least....

@SwaledaleBirds April 4 th, but were kept earthed up well into May.

First ‘international kidneys’ otherwise known as Jersey Royals, but I’ll settle for Grinton Royals. Just 3 months later than Jersey! Such a thirsty crop. Soil still powdery dry underneath.