Swamp Donkey

@MarkForwardd @JFL_TORONTO @comedybar Hey @MarkForwardd is the lineup different every night?

@anthonyVslater So happy for him. Amazing coach and even better person.

The Warriors are promoting assistant coach Jama Mahlalela to the front of the bench, per sources. He fills the Mike Brown vacancy. Kenny Atkinson bumped to lead assistant on Steve Kerr’s staff. Mahlalela was hired last summer. He runs the player development program.

@iriscentral_ @kendra__andrews He’s from Eswatini formerly known as Swaziland

@kendra__andrews Is he South African? If so, THAT IS AMAZING

Warriors’ director of player development Jama Mahlalela has been promoted to the front of Golden State’s bench, sources confirm to ESPN. Mahlalela takes Kenny Atkinson’s seat, who is taking over the lead assistant position.

@TorontoHydro Power off on Roseheath Ave south of Danforth

We're starting to see scattered outages across the city due to tonight's storm. Please stay safe and if you come across downed wires, stay back at least 10 metres (the length of a school bus) and report it immediately to Toronto Hydro at 416-542-8000.

From the crew who brought you ‘Sliced Bread’, @plutoniclab & @NTSBBRC are ‘SHWING‘. NEW SINGLE/VIDEO: ‘ANYBODY’ | OUT NOW via @GoldenEraOnline m.youtube.com/watch?v=MZYcrt… #ANYBODY

Apparently I’m a grandpa millennial

Between this, "Congrats, Coach" and the Magic's Shelvin Mack assist-leader tweet, it has been a solid offseason of unintentionally funny team tweets. twitter.com/spurs/status/1…

@ZachLowe_NBA Made no sense

Holy smokes. I have no idea how they concluded Jokic touched the ball to this degree of certainty.

OVO Mullet business in the front PARTYNEXTDOOR

James playing the 4 was a big factor in their success against Boston. #TheStarters

Did Lebron wear 6 in Miami because of Jordan’s number being “retired” #TheStarters

Who does Leigh like more Dan Cowans or Dave Majerle? #TheStarters

Game 3 is the answer to the question, "What if they actually tried in the All-Star Game?"

I just ate some pizza pizza chilli #prayforme

Where is everyone

@TheStarters do you think Sullinger's injury will be a big blow to the Raps? Maybe he needs #MattyOsBackPillow for recovery

NEW BBRC MUSIC with Detroit staples and luminaries @marvwon and @Blaq_RoyalT. soundcloud.com/ntsbbrc/new-yo…

GOODY BAG m.soundcloud.com/ntsbbrc/i-got-…

Tuesday is the worst day of the week because @Bar_Ape is closed. What kind of world is this where you can only buy gelato bars 6 days a week

After several permutations, @NTSBBRC releases the final version of "Just Step Remix” ft. @Evidence & @Alchemist. bit.ly/1t42ssv