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My dog just licked my cat's asshole so I really don't understand why we can't all just get along.

@CJNitkowski @jdgroover

@jdgroover JD, appreciate the info. Buuuuttttt, you think I didn't know that?

hey @CJNitkowski im sure the braves know this but incase they dont: Yaz is life time 10 out of 25 with 3 Homers vs Paddack. probably should start him pass that to who you need to lol

@LeslieMinesIII I love him so much 🥰

Been a Brave for such a short period of time yet it feels like Mauricio Dubon has always been here 😭

@Acyn I know it has a you in it.

Trump: A lot of people don't know dumb has a B in it actually

The @Braves reclaim the No. 1 spot in this week’s Team Power Rankings! (MLB x @PolymarketSport)

It’s a pretty horrible time to be alive if you have morals and a conscience.

@RECulberson @BrandonGaudin @CJNitkowski This is how I learned it. 🤦‍♀️

I'll admit that I always heard @BrandonGaudin ask @CJNitkowski for his "Four keys to the game" and wondered why he only gave two. Duh, it's "Ford keys". I need to do better...

@CJNitkowski This is a lot of raw male sexual energy this early in the morning. On the lord’s day.

Good morning! 🔊🔊

Humongous PR mishap hiring this coach/limo company, obviously.

@scottcoleman55 This is my kink.

The Braves are 19-8 Phillies have lost 10 in a row and the Mets lost at home to the Rockies tonight, if you’re into that kind of thing

@julytabicat @ReggieChatman We’re diabolical. I love us. 😈

@ReggieChatman It's so intimidating. I love it!

The solo spotlight on the opposing pitcher coming into the game in Atlanta is insane

@SenLouiseLucas @JenKiggans @PeakeforSenate Please, madame. The burns….they are sick.

@JenKiggans @PeakeforSenate Please just put the fries in the bag ma’am.

One-party control, no budget, and zero transparency.... that’s not leadership! Thank you to my former General Assembly seat-mate, @PeakeforSenate from Lynchburg, for pushing back yesterday for Virginia families! We will continue to fight for accountability...! Virginia deserves so much better…..

@CJNitkowski We call him Freedom Rock in our house. TURN IT UP, MAN! youtu.be/2eGWW8KOQio?si…

NEW: Mariners pitcher Logan Gilbert just pulled off one of the strangest plays in MLB history… A 107.8 mph line drive slammed straight into his jersey and got completely lodged there. It took him a few seconds to figure out where the ball even went. The play was ruled a single because the ball was considered dead once it stuck in his uniform. First time that’s ever happened in the majors. Wild.

@CJNitkowski @Braves_Jerseys Best broadcast team in the sport.

@Braves_Jerseys I tailor my broadcast for Braves fans and I root hard for the Braves to win when I’m at work. Guilty.

Wait the braves booth, on Braves vision bought and owned by the braves is biased towards the braves… @CJNitkowski @BrandonGaudin my mind is blown by this concept

@atrupar Imagine if he was confronted with “bodega”.

Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"

@Braves DOMIN8!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, Dominic Smith! #BravesCountry

@mehdirhasan Your own…..corpulent…..Jesus.

Totally not blasphemous

@MollyJongFast It would be very satisfying to watch him debate JD Vance.

What’s interesting is when you push back a little, the whole argument completely falls apart

Human beings have been around for hundreds of thousands of years and I’m alive for this. Whatever else sucks, this does not.