swankee

They probably be mad af

You think your dad would be proud of you if he seen this?

What's one underrated skill most people overlook?

I like you because you like me. The moment you stop liking me, I stop liking you. There is no such thing as unconditional love over here.

Don’t fight someone who already set the camera up

If you really check well, you go see say no time for konji again

Can you change an Active Hoe into a house wife ? 🙄🤔

Never close your eyes in the shower for more then 3 seconds or the monster will get you

Using your studies as an excuse to avoid family gatherings >>>>

@TruSceneIG We anticipating

Babyaekwe 'Babyrager' (Album) Out at Midnight!

One of the hardest things about self reflection is sitting with the consequences of ur bad habits. I just genuinely want God to change me.

I miss when peoples teeth had personality. Now everybody walking around with 62 horse teeth that shine in the dark.

Everytime i stop smoking weed i be like yeah i get why i be smoking

cigarettes don't even get you high, right? like they're literally just for cancer💯

when he wants a nonchalant girl but this is me:

Neighborhood too quiet? Don’t worry… somebody about to spark up and restore the positive energy. Smoking weed all the way 💨💨

In lagos Brian looked at his girlfriend and asked jokingly, “Why do girls never tell their real age?” She smiled calmly and replied, “Because some men stop seeing the woman and start seeing the number.” Brian shook his head. “But honesty matters.” “And so does feeling accepted,” she answered. He stayed quiet for a second before asking, “So you think lying is okay?” She looked him in the eyes. “No. I think judgment creates the lie.” And suddenly, the conversation became bigger than age itself.

yeah! this is the best combo >>>

WINE DRUNK IS ALWAYS A SURPRISE...LIKE AM I GONNA GIGGLE FOR 4 HOURS? AM I GONNA CRY? AM I GONNA PLOT A HOMICIDE? WHO KNOWS!

Bro was using the oven like a barbecue pit this whole time 😭