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@EricCryptoman @SpursOfficial @WestHam Forgot ur a gooner 🤢

Arsenal will be lifting the trophy today & expect them to finish strong to prove a point. Obviously not an important game as we won the league regardless but still see us taking this one today. Only thing that can make it better is @SpursOfficial losing & @WestHam winning 🏆

@lucy_shutt @purleeze @BBCBreakfast Probably in their pants the weirdos

@purleeze @BBCBreakfast If you're a trans man, born a female, and go to use the womens toilets, you can still be rejected if you look too much like a man. Where do they want them to piss?

Single-sex spaces - such as changing rooms and toilets - must be used on the basis of biological sex, new guidance from the equalities watchdog has confirmed. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@btc_charlie Unemployed dosser

What is the male equivalent term for "ladies of leisure"?

@nikitabier Arguably entrapment!

This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.

@ChadCaff IMO AI stocks boom draining liquidity which would've normally made its way to crypto

Inflation printing hot again
 Crypto is doing nothing whilst literally every other asset is pumping
 Brutal

@ChadCaff @rawespresso To an extent. Average say 3% inflation youd have 7% real returns. Better than not contributing.

@rawespresso £226,000 in 30 years time will be worthless after inflation, far from "real wealth"

The easiest way to guarantee real wealth in the UK is the most boring one: £100 a month into a low-cost S&P 500 tracker, started as early as possible. The maths is simple. £100 a month, 30 years, at the S&P's long-run average return of around 10% a year, ends up at roughly £226,000. Of that, you contributed £36,000. The other £190,000 was generated by compound interest, doing its thing in the background while you got on with your life. Starting ten years late costs you more than ten years of contributions. You lose every pound those contributions would have earned compounding for the next 30 years. The cheapest mistake most people make in their twenties is waiting until their thirties to start. Open a Stocks and Shares ISA, set up a £100 monthly direct debit into a global or S&P 500 tracker, and forget it exists. Future you doesn't need anything more clever than that.

@JamesWynnReal Are u one of them ginger converts

The love on this post from the Muslim brotherhood is astonishing. Mashallah!! 🙏🏼 I’m curious if other religions have this level of community, respect, brotherhood? Islam is by far the fastest growing religion in the world and others are declining. Ask yourself why? Read the Qur’an. Think for yourself. It will change your perception Western Media have told us.

@Keir_Starmer You haven't offered any hope. Thats the reality.

These are tough results for Labour. There’s no sugarcoating it. We’ve lost brilliant Labour representatives who’ve stood up for their communities. People are still frustrated. Their lives aren’t changing fast enough. We haven’t offered enough hope or optimism for the future. I was elected to change this country - tough days like this don’t weaken my determination to do that. They strengthen it.

@WolfgangRichtEU @PolitlcsUK Head of DEI You're part of the problem. Get a grip

@PolitlcsUK Dear Politics UK, This reminds me of the Nazis. Reform will now start banning other political parties, and eventually invade Europe through the British channel. Stay strong Keir. All the best, Wolfgang

🚨 NEW: Number of council seats at 5:00am ➡️ RFM: 258 (+258) 🟠 LDM: 189 (+22) 🔴 LAB: 149 (-188) 🔵 CON: 119 (-96) 🟢 GRN: 42 (+21) ⚪️ RESIDENTS: 8 (-5) ⚪️ IND: 17 (-12) 31/136 councils declared 782/4992 seats declared

@Bfax22 Probably more of the same 😆

Every year im like no way sell in may walk away is gonna work again then end up overtrading in may/june and wish i had sold and walked away Is this time different ?

@JamieMathias Request denied

There will be Baby batter all over the breasts in celebration of a new all time high tonight. I encourage you all to partake in this activity, but request that you find a woman that isn’t my wife to smother. $BOOB to Boobillions

@metaversejoji Didnt know you was an arsenal fan

how can we win if we keep playing to not lose

@JamieMathias Lucky girl!

I now refuse to ejaculate anywhere except my wife’s breasts in solidarity with the $boob community. That’s the level of conviction you need to have to be a part of a billion dollar meme.

@trader1sz Tbf most of the tax spent on welfare 😆

As much as I shit on the UK…at the same time I wouldn’t be where I am if it wasn’t for UK. I wouldn’t get opportunities I had, only reason for years I paid shit ton of tax which probably pissed away on the corrupt and stupid illegal wars , but we have no control over tax Some parts are good and I’d say more Islamic in its policies that benefit the community more than Muslim countries and then you get the complete opposite. Size of a handful of greedy individuals For me UK > UAE anytime

@ukhomeoffice Does the labour party know your posting these tweets?

Coming to the UK from overseas is a privilege, not a right. Any foreign national with a history of crime and violence is not welcome. If you pose a risk to our country, you will be refused entry or removed.

@LFC Thanks for ruining my day

Next up, we're back in Premier League action 🔜 #LIVFUL

@SkyNews Hope you gave him his grand

@trader1sz @PolitlcsUK @prospect_uk Generally speaking.. Straight men dont have crushes on other men

@PolitlcsUK @prospect_uk Is he gay?

🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski says his celebrity crush is Idris Elba [@prospect_uk]

@LFC Is this an April fools

Alexander Isak is set to return to team training on Thursday, Arne Slot has confirmed ℹ️

@trader1sz Thats gotta be an april fools!

@SwapGoblin 2 million up front?

Anyone else getting DM offers to have their account bought? $10 million if you really want to buy. No negotiations Hopefully that should reduce the spam