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@SwarajMurthy

illustrator, graphic designer, and twitch streamer! (he/him) // 🇮🇳

Mumbai, India Katılım Aralık 2016
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shmewdie
shmewdie@SwarajMurthy·
Man being active on twitter has suddenly become a social experiment.
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Simran Chopra@sexcsimc·
My college single-handedly ruined an important milestone for 350 students
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shmewdie@SwarajMurthy·
@sexcsimc Bruh whatchu doin here everyone is on threads
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Simran Chopra@sexcsimc·
Told my mother I hated the cheetah print umbrella and she bought an even worse one
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shmewdie@SwarajMurthy·
@ChopServe seems like I am going to be having a good night
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ChopServe@ChopServe·
Today's horoscope: take a screenshot and let us know what message you got!
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shmewdie@SwarajMurthy·
@ChopServe My biryani is better because its veg
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ChopServe@ChopServe·
WE OBVIOUSLY TAKE OUR BIRYANI SERIOUSLY! So it’s important for us to choose wisely, and carefully here. Will it be namma Donne Biryani or will it be mana Hyderabadi Biryani? Reply & tell us why your biryani is better! The funniest answer wins ChopServe goodies! #SRHvsRCB
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Loop@LoopHealthHQ·
If this salad gets any bigger, it'll have its own gravitational pull!
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Loop@LoopHealthHQ·
It’s snack time. And we’re on Team Healthy. For every 10 likes this tweet gets, we’ll make the salad BIGGER and the pakodas SMALLER.
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shmewdie@SwarajMurthy·
@loophealthHQ Yall did my boi pakoda wrong man, only person who can eat them is ant man
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shmewdie@SwarajMurthy·
When Beyoncé said “All the single ladies…” I felt that.
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Leap@leap_xyz·
Would you put a Neuralink in your brain?
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