Bill Barton

Jeff Mauro is so fucking annoying.

If you don’t believe adhd is real, look at my Temu cart.

@tcmarathon Guys it’s not the 70deg weather that makes running deadly, it’s the spotty cloud cover and light breeze. Combine all three and medical would be overloaded with hurt runners by mile 3. Everyone has been training in 55 deg weather so no one knows how to run in this extreme heat.

Today’s marathon and 10 mile races are cancelled due to Black Flag EAS conditions.

I’ve been called a lot of names in my life but nothing hurts more than being called a “city slicker” by country bumpkins.

@kylegriffin1 Huh?

Breaking: President Biden just announced that the FDA has cleared the way for hearing aids to be sold over the counter without a prescription to adults. As soon as mid-October, Americans should be able to buy hearing aids online and in retail stores.

@ArmchairExpPod undo your Spotify move and ill send you a picture of my abs. Okay, I don't have abs. But undo it anyway please!

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.

@MyspaceFan Marketing firm? That was just Joe being Joe. Speakin’ from the heart.

Does meatless Monday mean I can’t eat corned beef? Does it depend on how corned it is?

As a man who has become active relatively recently in life, the sun setting at 4:30 makes me finally understand wrist cutting.

@FortniteBR And it sucks

Fortnitemares begins tomorrow, October 21 with v14.40!

Someday I’m going to call in to work and say I can’t come in because I have some family matters to deal with and then go to the bar and watch Family Matters on my laptop while getting drunk all day.

Ugh. White people and the term "kiddos." Am I right?

I'm raising money for Help me pursue a degree in health. Click to Donate: gofundme.com/help-me-pursue… via @gofundme

@lewisT18 come have a kick! Mnfreeze.com

@GordonRamsay what do you think?

@MeatSauce1 in 5 #powetrip

@caboozempls I think you have the date wrong on your website for the Reel Big Fish + Aquabats concert. Your site says Jun8 and all other sites say Jul15.

@ArmchairExpPod Youve made a very positive difference in my life. I wish you so much continued success. BTW, started listening with your episode with Conan because of your many hilarious appearances on his show.