Ally Maynard

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.

@kaylajohnsonatl @missmayn the tweet is poking fun at all the people hating on her... ???

@missmayn being a hater isn't cute

i don't have an opinion on taylor swift's new album because i'm in my 30s and have a life.

@sircalebhammer other costs to consider: LA has lower property taxes than Austin (1.24% vs. 1.63%) and CA Prop 13 bans major increases. homeowners insurance is 50% cheaper in LA vs. Austin. energy costs are comparable but LA’s grid is more reliable. + we have better urbanism.

@sircalebhammer negligible if you establish an s-corp and pay yourself as a loan out employee. anti-california propaganda is silly. it’s gorgeous here and has a great economy. you’d really love parts of LA (Santa Monica, silver lake, echo park) + more business opportunities than Vegas or SD

San Diego was actually the number one choice, but I can’t justify paying 13% more in income taxes

Losers like Tim and Andrew Tate aren’t influencing young boys, they’re influenced by them. That’s who thinks Lamborghinis rule. That’s who hangs swords on a wall. That’s who dreams about sex with women while believing women having sex is bad. Dorks, taking their cues from kids.

new years resolution to throw 105mph fastball

guys be like “men are visual creatures” ok then why do u look like that

My verified badge is gone but I never cared about that. happy to be back right before this site goes down. this is all so ridiculous.

Ahahahaha I’m back: @missmayn

@callmealincoln At least google what queer coding is before bothering me by being annoying and wrong.

@allymayn How else is Captain Hook supposed to look? Isn’t Peter Pan more feminine looking than him? Jafar lusted after Jasmine, hardcore. Not seeing this at all.

Disney finally announced their first openly gay character after queer coding every villain they’ve ever made.

Alexis Rose would 100% get kidnapped at this World Cup.

@ValaAfshar lol yeah they look thrilled

Show me another CEO that has more skin in the game at 1AM in the office. These young engineers are learning from the most innovative person of the twenty-first century.

if i saw alvin and the chipmunks in real life i’d stuff them in sock and hit them against the wall and counters really hard

@JuliaDavisNews absolute insane levels of projection

Meanwhile in Russia: a lawmaker argues that the strikes against Ukraine's critical infrastructure are meant to express Russia's "holy hatred" towards Ukrainians and prompt them to overthrow Zelensky. Others pontificate that freezing Ukrainian civilians will prompt a capitulation.

@Chinchillazllla You should capitalize on all the stupidity and release a cookbook called like ‘consensual cooking for your neighborhood’

who do I sue for being forced to know about ‘non-consensual chili’

I have really bad news about where societies that attack doctors and teachers end up.

it’s nice to know there are funny transit nerds, TAs, organizers, goths, grandmas and sex workers.

twitter proved that every type of person and profession has some funny people in it.