Shweta Soman Heblikar🇮🇳🇳🇿

Few scams of Indian history that immediately come to my mind: A) Jaichand, Jagat Seths & Mir Jafar were traitors. B) Rana Sangram Singh invited Babur to Hindustan. C) Ashoka became Buddhist after Kalinga War. D) British took Delhi from Timurids (Mughals) (it was actually taken from Marathas). E) Jalaluddin was given title of “Akbar” by a Rajput (actually he gave it to himself). F) Pushyamitra destroyed 84k Buddhist stupas. G) Tipu was the first freedom fighter. H) Tipu gave us rockets. I) India was richest during Timurid (Mughal) rule. J) De di humein aazadi bina khadag bina dhal. K) Netaji was a communist. L) Ghazni destroyed Somnath thinking it was the idol of Al-Mannat and he had nothing against Hindus. M) Sufis are peaceful and they didn’t force conversions. N) Maharaja Prithviraj was taken to Ghazna as a prisoner, and blinded he killed Muhammad of Ghor. O) Cheraman mosque is the first mosque of India. P) Khilafat movement didn’t lead to massacre of Hindus; rather it was an anti-British movement. Q) Ram Mandir at Ayodhya was destroyed by Babur (in reality it was destroyed by Aurangzeb). R) Tagore wrote “Jana Gana Mana” for the British crown. S) Timurids never converted their Hindu wives. T) Taj Mahal was built from scratch by Shah Jahan. U) Savarkar is the father of “two-nation theory”. V) Nalanda University was destroyed by Brahmins and not by Khalji. W) Hindu society practiced evil traditions like sati big time, and British saved hindu women by bringing laws against it. X) Caste System is unique to Hindu society and is root of all oppression in world. Y) Marx was against British rule in India. Z) RSS & Hindu Mahasabha along with Muslim league were main reasons behind partition of India. Madani opposed partition as he believed in Hindu-Muslim unity.

@Schandillia Truth of our times.

If your approval mattered, I’d probably not be Islamophobic AND anti-Hindutva at once. If your approval mattered, I’d probably not ridicule Modi AND Rahul Gandhi both. If your approval mattered, I’d probably not use insults like cockroach for blue, orange, and green, all at once. If your approval mattered, I’d probably root for namaz in the streets or vulgar dances outside mosques, but never both. If your approval mattered, I’d pick a side. Your side. So when you threaten to “unfollow,” ask yourself: “Was I invited?” Am I sounding arrogant about my non-alignment? That’s because I am.

@Pixel_Stripes 😢😢

Sunaina was found dead in Kanha today. Too early to go you beaut :-( Rest in peace sweet heart, I will miss you. 😢 ❤️

Thanks to the FIR, I learnt that the FSSAI is headed by someone named Sweety. Name one unadulterated sweet in this country and you can be her, uh?

The source of all disappointment is the misconception that tax is for nationbuilding. It’s not. In this country, tax is involuntary alms. When you drop a coin in the beggar’s bowl, you don’t expect anything in return, do you? Not for yourself, but not even for him. Come back to the spot tomorrow and he’ll still be begging all the same. Even if you had drop a sack of banknotes to him. Alms make you poorer without making him richer. The beggar’s bowl is a bottomless pit. Treat income tax here the exact same way and you won’t be disappointed. Your taxes are not to improve India’s PCI. Or build roads and bridges. Your taxes are to feed the social wretches and the ones they vote into power. So you have two choices: Either continue paying this “rent,” this involuntary alms to maintain your residence in the country you call home. Or join the wretches and leech off others who prefer paying the alms instead.

Who was most handsome back then! Me: Mel Gibson

@Schandillia And here I got up in the morning thinking that nothing can get worse than Trump’s speech that was released overnight 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️what is the unemployment rate in India (like genuine question). All my known people are struggling to find time in 24hrs to even spend time with family.

Am sure all the patriots would proudly ask their kids to join this “Hindu awakening.” No education, no career, and no having-a-life is bigger than serving the nation. And no way of serving the nation is bigger than…whatever the fuck this is.

@Schandillia When people start comparing their perception of value of money to the value of someone’s house the math is skewed. Uski sari meri sari se… 🤦🏻‍♀️

The Narayana Murthys, as of last reckoning, have a net worth of ₹34,000 crore, give or take. A ₹50 crore home is less than 0.2% thereof. The average Indian spends a bigger percentage on a Maldives trip. Irony has bigger fish to fry.

@Schandillia 😂😂

You never know 🤣

You have the right to expose/name/shame the corrupt. The corrupt babu has a right to file an FIR. The police has a duty to probe. The court has to hear the case. They are all instruments of the state. You are alone. You have to hire a lawyer. You don't have the money. The state wins. Your right is nothing against the state's might. Sarkari dakait ki di hui maut badi fssainuma hoti hai.

“My Holy Book timeless.” - It says kill nonbelievers and rape slaves. “Was a different era.” - So not very timeless then? “You phobic, you Zionist, you pajeet, you Sanghi, you…”

Hiran scene would have got the loudest cheer 😭

@jogakhichudi Chhila hua murga.

Dressed chicken face 🍗😬🤐

@Schandillia 1993 animation movie was so much better.

Lol the desperate, pathetic urge to DC-Marvelize one’s own religion. 🤣

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@jananisampath Looking for the intricate expressions that they mention 🙄

Not a trained dancer but i know this is not Bharatanatyam for sure🤷🏻‍♀️

When are some in the media going to ask Hipkins why he said that he “didn’t see the health advice” on the risks to under 18s for the vaccine, then said he did see it but “it was too late”, then said he would’ve “done things differently” if he had seen it, then is now found to have put out a press release promoting boosters for kids – after he had seen the advice. When are some in the media then going to do their job and ask themselves why have none of the responsible ministers told the inquiry they saw the advice – when it is evidenced now that all of them did. When are some in the media going to figure out that the reason why Hipkins and the other ministers didn’t want to give evidence publicly is so they couldn’t be asked all of these important questions under a spotlight publicly. This question about getting the advice from officials wasn’t put to him without notice. This was part of the inquiry, he had time, he had information, and he had the understanding of how important this question was. He still said no. They all still said no. They all instead reverted to hiding behind a keyboard being filtered by his lawyers. We were the first to show evidence in the House that they were aware of it but never shared it with the public and even continued the mandates - and in the House during question time we said that there was more coming. The March 2022 Cabinet paper, in his name, proves that he did know and that other ministers knew – and there will be even more evidence to come. It is an outrageous situation where one hundred thousand children were exposed to the known risks of having two vaccine doses yet the public, and more importantly the parents, were not told. Hipkins says the advice “came too late" – but when he received that advice there were still 30,000 kids who only had the one shot. Too late for who? It is alarming that the Inquiry did not come to this obvious and provable conclusion but instead relied upon his denials. This was an inquiry that was originally set up by Labour themselves, with inadequate terms of reference, and hand-picked people on it. How can it be that this second phase of the inquiry did not pick these important documents up when we and some journalists did. Its time the rest woke up, took their rose-tinted lenses off, and stopped believing everything that comes out of Hipkins’ mouth. To attempt to deny these facts publicly, and rely on the inept Inquiry report, points to this being a disgraceful cover up as it now seems to be.

@Sassy_Soul_ @ramprasad_c 😂😂😂

Humare pas dono movie dekhke ke paise hai tere jaise nhi hai

One of the greatest videos EVER 😂😂 She’s standing in protest to support ‘gays of Hormuz’ while ‘straights of Hormuz’ are being targeted. Yes, you read it right. Watch the video 😅

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