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@SwervinSam_
The eyes chico... They never lie •
317 Katılım Eylül 2009
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Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.
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@CTCSquares yall got the worst bags outta every cereal, they never rip open right 😑
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I’m a boring mf, this is fun to me😂
Elias@fcb_elias1
I’ll cancel outside for a day like this ANYTIME
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breaking up the gas station dick pill and sprinkling it on my entree so she know what im on>
KJADE ꧂@shelivedinpeace
am i trippn or what u eat on a date is context for if u tryna fuck or not
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Im homeless n need somewhere to stay?????
🧚🏽@sonaadiaw
wtf is niggas obsession w coming to a girl house ????????
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Honestly relationship isn't supposed to be a prison, people are meant to have a life outside it so yes go on friendship dates and take pictures but don't come back to me.
William Jack@Williamsjack22
Do you have a problem with your partner going on friendship dates with the opposite sex ?¿
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Plant a walnut tree on top of me so people can eat my nuts forever.
Cjay@ced_jayy
the biodegradable burial pod turns your body into a tree
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It’s not you it’s the plan b
Chili's Grill & Bar@Chilis
y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.
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Just cooked the worst meal I ever made and im so glad novody else had to eat that
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