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@chriskonrath Hello Checkatrade Trophy, meet League 2 title

Good evening.

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@FootballCliches Can a goalkeeper ever be described as “exciting?”

@hoxtonwanka Pays Bas?

Anyone know why the Netherlands are “PBA”?

@RobertBuckland I’d be more likely to vote for you if you promise Lloyds becomes a Spoons rather than more flats. That interior deserves preserving and would make a lovely pub.

Following news of the proposed closure of Lloyds Bank in Old Town here in #Swindon South, I would like to begin work to establish a Banking Hub with local residents and businesses, if re-elected on 4th July.

@dompart Just discussing the same thing. City fans especially hate him for deliberately not choosing them. But all the big 6 are flabbergasted that someone could go directly from Birmingham City to Beckham-status without passing through them and they can’t deal with it.

@dompart Or beating Gainsborough in 1997.

Struggling to remember a team who have so badly stunk the place out go so far in a tournament. If you can't be good, be lucky. And England have been absolutely rancid.

28 mins of willing them on to us, this is gonna be painful

Fuck me. I came to see Southgate being hung, drawn and quartered and a football match broke out.

@katej1984 Yep. Pure League 1 vibes this whole 90 mins and then Toney comes on and we score from a long-throw! Absolute Appleton-era Lincoln this game. Every other euros match feels like proper international football but I keep expecting to see Anthony Backhouse reffing this.

Funny thing about that is that had the Slovakian players not been throwing themselves on the floor for the final 30 minutes, there would never have been that amount of added time, and the game would have been over.

Sorry Euros, the stench continues for at least 30 minutes more…

@drivelcast Oh, and the *dialogue*…..

I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE TELLY, EVERYTHING'S TOO DARK.

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Takes me back to when GWR used to refer to “Wiltshire songstress, Madonna…”

@IanDunt Hmmmm, I was 19 in ‘97 and I pinned all my hopes on Blair, genuinely believed he was be transformational.

Can someone tell me the last time people were enthusiastic about the opposition? There was genuine enthusiasm for Thatcher after Falklands I guess, but she was in government by then. Not much for her in 79. Certainly little enthusiasm for New Labour in 97, nor Cameron in 2010.

Just hope the poor MK fuckers got a free Nando’s today. Over ten thousand there so guess the offer was on?

@TrevorMLambert Who’s our Neil Harris?

We are the Millwall of Europe. #Eurovision2024