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@RobbyBerger @GrantHorvatGolf Your inability to properly operate a fishing pole with a reel is beyond comprehension. You need to start with a cane pole.

Had the time of my life today but arguably the worst fishing display the Atlantic has ever seen. Just a complete disaster. (This fish was maybe 5 pounds btw) , thanks for a great day @GrantHorvatGolf I’m all in on fishing now

@KoreaPistonsFan McDonald’s

Please recommend the absolute best restaurant in Dearborn, Michigan!!! 🙏

@ImMeme0 Tom Cruise would have beaten this guy’s ass.

No matter who swung first or why, Ritchson broke the law himself, and let his young sons do the same. A regular peasant would’ve been ticketed, impounded, or worse. Stop simping for entitled elites. Rules aren’t optional just because you’re famous. ❌ Under 14? Illegal to ride a 50cc gas dirt bike on public roads in Tennessee. ❌ No plates? Not street-legal. ✔️ Only allowed on private property or designated off-road areas. Richson and his kids were ripping around the neighborhood anyway. Law is law, celebrity status doesn’t grant a free pass.

@itsviperdemex It’s a hydra. Shutting it down will accomplish nothing.

OnlyFans has literally changed the lives of millions of people. Single moms paying rent. Artists funding their dreams. Entrepreneurs building real businesses from nothing. To shut it down on a whim would be one of the most selfish acts in modern business history. Some people's entire livelihoods. their families' futures. live on that platform. This isn't a joke. This isn't content. This is people's lives. 🖤

@Mr_Husky1 Pre nup.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@SenWarren You might be the most tone deaf person on the planet.

Millions of dollars are missing. ABC, Paramount, X, and Meta all settled lawsuits by promising to donate millions to Trump's library fund. Now, his initial library fund is gone. Is the money in Donald Trump's pocket? I'm pressing for answers.

@TiffanyFong Well said.

AI can’t replace pussy

Thank U GOD 4 all our blessings. South Africa 🇿🇦 1% BETTER SOBER is DOPE🔥 @malbon

@deaflibertarian . @elonmusk if you're willing, connect with one of your @SpaceX engineers and get in touch. I'll absolutely help facilitate, even attend !

“So I just finished my 12 hour shift at TSA just now. Work 4:00AM to 4:30PM and still not getting paid for it. Fun stuff. So Congress, if you would do us all the favor of figuring your sh*t out… that would be great.” Thank a Democrat for this

For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out. Here's how it went: 1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14. 2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0. 3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5. It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops. Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID. I know you guys knew that already... lol

@GavinNewsom Not sure if your comms guy read who Patrick Bateman is… but I don’t think comparing yourself to Patrick Bateman is the flex you think it is

🚨 Meet Christian Maxwell, she won her primary in (IL-01) with (65%) of the vote She ran on cleaning up the voter rolls and getting the Save America Act passed Anti- establishment and represents a seismic shift of blacks joining the (R) party Let's give her a big MAGA welcome Do you firmly agree that Christian Maxwell is a real patriot? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

1. This is a lie 2. Read the damn bill 3. The text beginning on page 12, line 22 makes abundantly clear that what you’re saying isn’t true 4. Why can’t Senate Democrats argue against this bill without lying?

@TiffanyFong 😂😂😂😂

how do you get your uber driver to shut the fuck up ?

Truly a man of the people 🫶 @brysondech 📸 Mienke Liebenberg #LIVGolf

Many congratulations to Bryson DeChambeau on a magnificent and thrilling victory here in South Africa! What a spectacle for the game of golf. To watch two of the world’s finest competitors going head-to-head in a playoff is exactly the kind of drama that lifts our sport and captivates fans at the course and around the globe. But I must say, it fills my heart with tremendous pride to see South Africa hosting such a world-class event. This is a nation with a deep love for the game, a country that has produced champions, and a place where the spirit of golf runs strong. To showcase our beautiful land, our passionate supporters, and our rich golfing heritage on the world stage is something truly special. I was also delighted to see the Southern Guards perform so admirably, coming so close to securing the team title. They represented themselves, and South Africa, with great distinction. Just as the Nedbank Golf Challenge does, I have no doubt this event will also help inspire the next generation of young South Africans to pick up a club and dream big. GP

🚨 Georgia House Governmental Affairs CENSORED my Dominion backdoor public testimony—10 seconds SLICED OUT mid-sentence! That's the EXACT part exposing the truth they wanted hidden. Timestamps prove it. Everyone in the room heard it. ON RECORD. So I recovered the full audio, watch and listen to what someone doesn't want to be ON NOTICE of. WHO ORDERED THE CUT??? #ElectionIntegrity #WhoOrderedTheCut Georgians, in fact ALL CITIZENS, make sure EVERYONE sees this post.

Fantastic way to end the Florida swing! Thank you @ValsparChamp for a great week. Looking forward to keeping the momentum going! 👊🏻