Chris

@BeingBoycie Haha love the Headstone, ‘I am here’ Aubrey 😂 Only Fools and John were a massive part of a lot of people lives

Many thanks to Darren for taking time to visit John. People are very kind.

@Sabiha1278 You are scum x absolute lowest of the low x

So, I guess I’m finally dying dying. I’ve been “battling” colon cancer for 5 years and I’m now at the end of my road. Treatment is failing and the cancer of it all is starting to rear its ugly head. I’ve been in the hospital for over a week. After this I’ll likely go home to hospice care and start saying my goodbyes. I don’t want to admit that it’s happening. I don’t want it to be true. If I’m honest it’s been true since I got the news in 2021. Been playing fast and loose ever since.

@Slotoholic I get Liverpool are shite but listening to Roy Keane and rest of them saying yes it hit his hand but you can’t disallow a goal for that 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 you can’t score with your hand 😂

🚨 That's surely a handball!!!! Thoughts?

@Davefis74643914 @Roper283 This your first day on Earth bud?

@Roper283 I’m sure it’s probaly not nice having them there but most are lovley people bud go have a word talk with respect you’ll get respect and I’m certain they will make it bearable for you they won’t be there long they never are so just relax show some compassion not all are bad

Just what i fucking need, come home from a week away and a squad of fucking Gypo's have plotted up on the field at the back of my gaff 😭😭

@tracybernedett1 @TRobinsonNewEra Yea that describes Peter Kay’s tour perfectly.

@Swissffs1980 @TRobinsonNewEra Not funny and not the right time!

BREAKING: Comedian Peter Kay has just been ushered off stage early into his show at the Utilia Arena in Birmingham and audience told to evacuate the building. Situation unfolding.

@SkylarSkye3 JP Morgan 💯

A night we me or a night with a JP Morgan executive

@Notwokenow Yea I can’t see it myself, I can’t see an Indian lying and pulling a scam like that.

No chick is roofie-ing and threatening this walking boner-killer just to drag him into bed. Hell no. Didn’t happen. This dude could stroll through a sorority and leave every vag drier than a Saharan sand trap for five blocks. Bookmark it, folks—I’m betting his sad ass lied.

@C_3C_3 I mean seriously? Look at them both 😂 wtf was he thinking? 😂

So if he lied what is next? Any legal scholars out there? No way he can just walk away after potentially ruining her life in a scam, right?

@narindertweets Phew that’s alright then at least the crazy Muslim knife man wasn’t racist. Carry on, as you were 👍

Why is no one talking about the fact a Muslim man was also stabbed yesterday by the Golders Green stabber?

@Royston56428882 Honestly fella having gone through it with my Mrs it feels like a fucking lottery win, enjoy the bank holiday weekend 👍 🍻 beat the Mancs Sunday and that’s a cracking few days. All the best.

Celebratory pints FUCK YOU CANCER yours truly Royston and Emma 🥳🍺❤️

@narindertweets @RoyalFamily @Keir_Starmer Could we just give Narinder back and call it quits?

A child from India should not have to get on a plane and PAY to see what is rightfully their country's history and legal property. I've been fighting for the return of the Kohinoor for many years now. GIVE IT BACK @RoyalFamily @Keir_Starmer

@AbuZeenah_ Owen

Guess The Player ? Level __100% impossible

@narindertweets This is proper bait people, don’t bite.

The hate the traveller community receive is abhorrent. Often shunned from society - Traveller families face discrimination, limited access to education and healthcare , and socioeconomic hardship. Here, they explain how they are struggling to find places to stay.

@Royston56428882 No news is good news fella, enjoy the sunshine and have a great weekend 👍

Glorious day in the sunshine 😎☀️ bit gutted not heard scan results but heyho 🫶🏻☀️

@ActivePatriotUK You get a 6 mile bus journey every morning to McDonald’s for breakfast? Is there no little cafes or anything? Maybe broaden your horizon a little bit fella. All the same looks lovely

Look at the view I get every morning on my 6 mile bus ride to McDonalds in Thailand 😲 The bus only costs 34p each way, in the UK it costs £3 for the same journey. Absolutely mental

@StaffsRCT Anyone going to say it? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Lamborghini spotted by our patrol on the M6 J14 to J15 travelling 130mph and conducting undertakes. Lamborghini stopped at Keele Services where it was seized for no tax and no insurance. Driver reported due care, excess speed and no insurance. #fatal4 #RCTteam2

@WelBeast Lost did ya? 😂

Signed for big money Tried for a few games Didn’t work out Put aside. The Pep Guardiola way.

@Hania16836 That’s awful, especially after you beat cancer, got orphaned and had your 90th birthday. Talk about bad luck x

My sweet son died in a motorcycle crash tonight. I don’t know how to survive this.

@AvonandsomerRob And kept your PJs on underneath

When you put your Mum's coat on by mistake but still go out anyway 🤣