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@0hour1 What are the names of the people who run SPLC?

SPLC has been paying right wing national groups to wage war on your minds. Just like the Muslim brotherhood all of these people are being paid by groups to destabilize the country. What’s worse is these people taking money from these groups for monetary gain. These are not patriots or good people . These are the thieves of liberty.

@SawyerMerritt Now release a new AppleTV for Pete sake

Apple has officially announced that John Ternus will be the next CEO of the company. “Cook will continue in his role as CEO through the summer as he works closely with Ternus on a smooth transition” Tim Cook is assuming the role of executive chairman on September 1, 2026.

@0hour1 Pull the silent hold up alarm and don’t answer the phone call from 911 or the alarm company. Hilarity will ensue in a few minutes.

What makes them act like this?

@MomsPostingLs Are the kids named Jayden, Rayden and Mercedes?

@Footy_Headlines Looks just like last year’s and the year before and the before that….infinity.

🔜⏳ Authentic Version

@DefiantLs That same guy told me we were never gonna survive if we didn’t get a little crazy.

Lmao.

@GuntherEagleman This is one of those ideas that seems logical and good but once you’ve had experience dealing with the broader SF community you realize it’s a not such a good idea after all. Some of them are absolutely batshit.

🚨 BASED! A GOP Congressman is pushing to give members of America’s Special Forces nationwide concealed carry rights. No more disarming the heroes who protect us.

@TaylorTwellman @BatteredHerons Twellman delivers an absolute clinic on how to be a douchebag.

RDP would blame Fray & Allen if he could…..not really joking either.

@Osint613 Israel do your thing.

Important to notice: Men in suits in Iran are not in control. IRGC is, and I think the message is clear. Vahidi is the IRGC chief. He calls the shots

@MLSatire96 I wish this were true.

🚨🇲🇽 Inter Miami’s latest signing Germán Berterame will be put on sale this summer. 🇲🇽🚨 According to a secret source, he is not apart of Messi’s plans for the future. #IMCF

@transferfeedcom He’s annoying, send him to Galatasary.

Which club is perfect for Xavi Simons?

@Teslarati Orlando

Cities that need a Tesla Diner: -Austin -Miami -Charleston -New York -Milwaukee -Seattle -Boston -Philadelphia -OKC -Scottsdale

@RevRayCistman He can’t be racist, Cistman is a Jewish name.

“Ray Cistman is a Racist Man”

@BullyEsq @AmandaMilius My money is that Bessent won.

@GadSaad Can’t really blame Trudeau, who’d you rather spend time talking with Katy Perry or Gad? Can’t make love all the time.

Why is my hairline so balding in this photo!?

@Teslaconomics They look like they’re extras from the set of the German show Sprockets.

“This quarter our automotive gross margins hit a record... it was the best in company history by a wide margin. The team has seen major improvements to our margins because Tesla Bots are now building the cars. We’ve got thousands of Optimus units deep in the production lines at Fremont, Texas, and Shanghai. They’re doing high-precision, repetitive, and increasingly complex tasks - and they’re doing them better and cheaper than we ever could with just human labor. Optimus doesn't sleep. It doesn't get bored. They don’t call in sick. They execute with consistency. Scrap rates are down sharply. Cycle times are improving week over week. It's really happening right now. I think this is the beginning of the exponential phase. With AI training and fleet learning, every improvement propagates instantly across the entire bot fleet. This is like having a manufacturing workforce that gets smarter every single day. This changes the economics of everything. Lower costs. Higher quality. More affordable Teslas for customers. And it’s only going to get better - much better - as we scale Optimus production aggressively. Huge thanks to the incredible Optimus and manufacturing teams. What you’re doing is going to be looked back on as one of the most important shifts in industrial history. This was an incredible quarter." - Elon Musk (in a future Tesla earnings call)

@catturd2 My dentist looks at me the same way.

China just lost their #1 source of inside information.

@catturd2 I think it’s Lindsey Graham….on second thought, maybe not.

Do you believe Ruben Gallego is the other guy on the bed in the Eric Swalwell video?

@Catholicizm1 Taser vendors, scared admin and poor trainers push the taser instead of what would resolve the issue once and for all.

Everyone who sees this video will think the same thing

@Footy_Headlines They always look exactly the same.

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