Ryan Swain

Every chick think they’re freaky till they meet an old white open couple

Still cycling around. Awesome!

Is it still cool to rock dude rompers? Cuz summer is here.

@PrimarchJ Someone said. This was an animated way for Mindy to suck her own dick

Saw a fire in the morning. Worked a full day. Had a burger and beers for dinner. Voted. AAAAAAND made it home for jeopardy. #successfulswain

Lmao rated E

@TSUPYRC @LouAye_ @DailyLoud @jbrometry

Italian police seize 120 grams of cocaine from set of "The Equalizer 3" after caterer dies of overdose 👀

@DailyLoud @LaWave_ @jbrometry

Girls named Taylor are almost always smokes.

“I just hit my wooden boy with a piece of wood!” - Tom Hanks

Thank you

This is why I love Twitter. Two ppl who act like they definitely know what they’re talking about on the same subject but are saying different things. I coulda been convinced by either honestly lol

Are Jamie King and Jamie Pressly the same person?

Watch the left run back to ‘one vote, one person’ slogan for the mids and beyond….

I hate when I get a hankering for Jack Daniels

Drunk by noon. It’s a lifestyle.

GOOD FOOKIN MORNING 🚨 GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH, STRETCH YOUR BACK, DRINK SOME WATER AND QUIT BEING A SHITTY PERSON. IT'S TUESDAY

Are we back to calling things ghetto? Cuz im seeing that shit everywhere.

The only thing I don’t like about the DeppVsHeard trial is all the uninvolved lawyers and home schooled legal wannabes that are now podcasting/streaming/creating videos about their reactions and 2 cents….. but I mean, get your clout and views however you can I guess.

@united I landed at my layover then was informed my connecting flight is cancelled and rescheduled till tomorrow. What am suppose to do here for a full 24 hours? With a huge line at customer service and 30 minute hold for ‘virtual assistance.’ This has now botched my work day.